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Shit, parents just found syringes in my glove, what should i say?

how about saying.. "mom.. i'm 25 y/o.. what are you doing going through my fucking shit???"

unless of course you're not even over 18 y/o.. which it sounds as though you might not be.. in which case i'd say "you shouldn't be using gear at your age to begin with.." and "you made your bed.. now lay in it"
 
My opinion is that you need to admit to some kind of drug use so they beleive you. Tell them you had the syringes to measure out liquid clen doses.

Explain to them what clen is, and that you were using it as a pre workout stimulant. They are more likely to listen to you about a drug they know nothing about than if you say "steroids".

Of course they won't be happy with you, but that's the only excuse I can think of.

Send them here http://www.clenbuterol.com/ and explain to them that it's ashama medication.
 
you could always use the classic "they're not mine, i'm holding them for a friend" but that one only works 20-30% of the time. i'd admitt to try some sort of drug but then telling them that you don't do them anymore and just throw the needles out in front of them.
 
ok, tell them you dont use the needles to inject yourself, that you just use the suringes to measure out your liquid creatine with is an over the counter supplement.

Tell them you want to be sure you are getting the right and consistant dose and you read on the internet that this is the best way to do it.

Or, tell them it is for a project at school.

My mom knows I use AS, she flipped out with she first saw my huge stash of roids. I couldnt deny shit, first of al lI had put on like 30lbs in a matter of weeks. Secondly on some of the vials it said:

ANABOLIC STEROIDS
For Horses, Cats & Dogs

You dont get much clearer than that. Now she knows everything, I keep a lot of my stuff in the fridge downstairs. Soon she will see Insulin and GH down there hehehe, who gives a fuck
 
buy a bottle of injectable b12. tell them how awsome b12 is.

they found your pins be haven't talked to you about it?

nu_mizer said it best. in the imfamous words off jonny C.

"if it dose not if, you must acquit"- - it worked for OJ !
 
Tell them you do volunteer work for some orginazation that helps drug addicts and they are left overs from a needle exchange program, and you simply forgot about them.
 
If they know you train than say you use them for IM B-12 injections. I used it once a long time ago. It worked, but they were not happy about it.
 
JayBro said:
Tell them you do volunteer work for some orginazation that helps drug addicts and they are left overs from a needle exchange program, and you simply forgot about them.
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Lol. My parents would have never beleived something like that.

Don't admit to injecting anything in your body, B12 or whatever. That seems like you are a druggy.

Injecting ink in a printer cartridge would require some proof.

If you the excuse of using it to measure out liquid creatine, you need to prove that as well.

You need to give up a little. Don't pull that I'm a good boy bullshit. The best thing to do is to admit to some form of drug use and make sure they understand that the syringes were used for measurements.
 
Perhaps you could try telling them the truth. It might just have an effect on thier thoughts of you and AS. If you lie they will know and will always be concerned and doubting of you. You're 22...You think for yourself and if it's not thier money you're buying AS with it is not thier business to be your doctor or counselor. It's a lot easier for both parties involved when the truth be told. My mother found out about me using long before she ever actualy found substantial evidence(she walked in on me just after I had finished a shot with the pin still in my hand and the amp on my table). I was home for the summer from school. She Just walked out and said nothing. I went down and told her we need to talk. She said she had known for a while. The 50 pounds of muscle, medical abstracts about steroids, books about endocrinology, my elitefitness opening page on my computer all sitting in my room as well as my dedicated bodybuilding lifestyle kind of tipped her off. She was completely understanding and even supportive. She was just glad I was honest with her. Just tell them. Prove to them that you're not ignorant like the rest of society about AS and you ight actually change thier opinion of AS.
 
I was in the same scenerio one time, my mom found my syringes and asked me if I shooting Heroine :D I laughed and said NO... and I told her.. she eventually told my dad.. They just both shook their heads and told me not to let them catch me shooting myself when they're home.. do it when they're gone.

What nice parents :P

it's your body.. do what you want.
 
decem said:
how about saying.. "mom.. i'm 25 y/o.. what are you doing going through my fucking shit???"

unless of course you're not even over 18 y/o.. which it sounds as though you might not be.. in which case i'd say "you shouldn't be using gear at your age to begin with.." and "you made your bed.. now lay in it"
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how old are you? you bad boy!:mix:
 
MaGilicuti said:
Any good excuses? Serious ones please
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Thats simple ,tell them it was not yours tell your mom you were holding it for a freind or say your friend left it there ..Dont say it was yours ....
 
Wow, some of you guys have very understanding parents.

When I was growing up, my parents disapprouved of me lifting weights. I wasn't using AS, but I was growing quite well. My father to this day thinks that all BBers are gay. Weight training was only for sports/chicks/homosexuals. And they are educated people, my father has a masters in mechanical ehgineering and my mother is a math teacher.

I had to hide food from them, I would boil a bunch of eggs the only hour they weren't home and hide them in the fridge. I had whey powder in my closet.
 
The injecting fruit with alchohol is a great idea, I know people that really do that. Say you were doing it as a joke to get a friend drunk without him knowing it.
 
My lady found a syringe on my bathroom floor and I blamed it on my roommate. I said "look how small I am and now look at my roommate>" It kinda worked.
 
tell them your a heroin addict, that way they won't suspect juice....HEHEH just kidding.

I'd go with filling the fruit aith alchohal...I'm a parent and I might believe that...as long as your not 5'7 230 with 4% bodyfat
 
Use the B-12 excuse. I keep a bottle of AMP-hydroxycobalmin on hand for that exact purpose. If they ask to see the bottle, tell them that you're waiting on it to arrive. Try to talk them into taking a B-12 shot, tell them how it'll give them energy and appetite and stuff. Good luck bro.
 
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waterboy said:
Thats simple ,tell them it was not yours tell your mom you were holding it for a freind or say your friend left it there ..Dont say it was yours ....
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haha, I once used that excuse for a 2 Live Crew tape that my mom found when I was 12.
 
Beezers said:
Perhaps you could try telling them the truth. It might just have an effect on thier thoughts of you and AS. If you lie they will know and will always be concerned and doubting of you. You're 22...You think for yourself and if it's not thier money you're buying AS with it is not thier business to be your doctor or counselor. It's a lot easier for both parties involved when the truth be told. My mother found out about me using long before she ever actualy found substantial evidence(she walked in on me just after I had finished a shot with the pin still in my hand and the amp on my table). I was home for the summer from school. She Just walked out and said nothing. I went down and told her we need to talk. She said she had known for a while. The 50 pounds of muscle, medical abstracts about steroids, books about endocrinology, my elitefitness opening page on my computer all sitting in my room as well as my dedicated bodybuilding lifestyle kind of tipped her off. She was completely understanding and even supportive. She was just glad I was honest with her. Just tell them. Prove to them that you're not ignorant like the rest of society about AS and you ight actually change thier opinion of AS.
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Personally this sounds like a good option. If your parents are somewhat "cool" then this would probably work. If you are able to speak to them on an adult level and make them understand that you aren't an idiot then it might work.

Try to tell them that you have researched what you are doing. You understand the risks involved and are taking measures to make sure any risks are at a minimum.

Personally, when/if (most likely when) I decide to do any AAS I would have to tell my parents. I would feel like a fool trying to cover up 30lbs of extra muscle that just appeared in a 12-week span. I would think they'd have to be idiots not to think something is up.

Whatever you do good luck, hope things work out.........and if they aren't the type of parents that you can reason with then be sure to hide your stuff or it will probably end up in the trash.

EngiCream
 
The truth will set you free bro.!!!! Just explain to them you are going through an experimental phase and hopefully they will understand. If not, get the classifieds section of todays paper!!!! (j/k) If you bs you will just dig a deeper hole................
 
I'd tell the truth. But then again I have a really cool Dad. I'm not sure how yours would react. Why is your parents going through your stuff anyway? I don't see why you have to answer to them at the age of 22???
 
Ditto to giving serious thought to just coming clean. :good:

They may be happy just to know it's not Heroin.


(If not that, I love the injecting fruit idea :D )
 
The bottom line is that if you can't tell them the truth you shouldn't be living with them.

Either be a man and be upfront about who you are or move out of their basement.
 
BigAndy69 said:


Lol. My parents would have never beleived something like that.

Don't admit to injecting anything in your body, B12 or whatever. That seems like you are a druggy.

Injecting ink in a printer cartridge would require some proof.

If you the excuse of using it to measure out liquid creatine, you need to prove that as well.

You need to give up a little. Don't pull that I'm a good boy bullshit. The best thing to do is to admit to some form of drug use and make sure they understand that the syringes were used for measurements.
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you're scaring me BA...been there i guess???in any case,the good ol' B12 worked fine for me...heck,i can shoot in front of anybody w/ the B12 excuse...hehehe
 
I remeber leaving one out one day, computer was in my room, folks saw it, asked about it that night, using my quick goat thinking I told them Brandon, a friend was a diabtic and was over last night. I usually stay up late. They bought it completely. :good:

Whiskey
 
my mother found mine (thanks GOD it wasnt my father)...I said everyone at school used steroids and I had thought about it so i had the stuff but decided notn to and hadn't gotten rid of it yet...
 
Out of curiosity... why are you looking for reasons now? When your parents found them and confronted you, did you say "Let me get back to you on that?".
 
Tell them the truth. If I were your parent, on top of being angry I'd be outraged you thought I'd fall for any of them above excuses. Printer cartridges are not filled with an IM syringe.

I think if you lie you will only make matters worse. Your parents may be angry for a time, but they aren't going to call the cops on their son.

Also, if you try some lame excuse, they're likely to assume you're shooting speed or heroin.
 
"... any of them above excuses."

That's a typo. I'm NOT a hillbilly. In fact I used to be an English teacher.:D
 
sk* said:


my mom thought i needed physciatric help when she found out i was taking ephedrine and kept saying phen-phen killed many people blah blah, try explaining something like steroids to her

although this method will work for many, perhaps for maguilicati, but i know it will not work for me
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Yeah, I know just what you mean, I have some friends with parents like that.
 
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EngiCream said:


haha, I once used that excuse for a 2 Live Crew tape that my mom found when I was 12.
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Hey hey hey, once a good lie always a good lie ... lol :angel: ............My mom is not understanding at all ,once my step dad acused me of doing the due in front of my mom and I said ," :rolleyes: look I get drug tested for work ,school ,and my 2 P.O's dont you think I would have failed them and losed my job and got kicked outa school and be in jail by now if I did that shit lol hahah like I can aford that shit ... BAM never heard about it since ;)
 
malhavoc said:
Out of curiosity... why are you looking for reasons now? When your parents found them and confronted you, did you say "Let me get back to you on that?".
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That's what I've been wondering.
 
DO WHAT MY PUNK ASS FREIND DID TO ME AND SAY THAT THERE YOUR FRINDS AND HE SOLD EM TO YOU AND YOU HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WHERE FOR AND ALWAYS ADD ON THE EXTRA "AND HES A DEALER AND HE DEALS TO ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE, CALL HIS PARENTS AND TELL ON HIM" THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME THAT KIDS A PUNK ASS.
 
I would have to agree with Beezers and the others who say tell the truth. You are a 22 yr. old man and should be able to make decisions regarding your life at this point. You could try giving them some info to read about. The worst they will do is throw your ass out, where you should probably be anyway. BTW I do need a new roommate and you can have all the gear you want here :D
 
If you have guns, fishing gear, expensive cameras, or other shit like that, tell everybody that you use them for the precise application of oils and lubricants.

Hypos are actually pretty damn good for this, if you need exacting amounts of oil in any kind of mechanism with really tight tolerances.
 
My parents knew about me even bf I started. They were big 80s bodybuilers. When I really got into bodydbuilding my dad was like, "Go get you some of that d-ball, its pretty good stuff". I am pretty responsible so they are all for it. They want me to grow up and look like Lee Priest one day. :)
 
Diesil said:
My parents knew about me even bf I started. They were big 80s bodybuilers. When I really got into bodydbuilding my dad was like, "Go get you some of that d-ball, its pretty good stuff". I am pretty responsible so they are all for it. They want me to grow up and look like Lee Priest one day. :)
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Co9ol parents, Diesel! Will they adopt me??
 
OK I am a master Bullshit artist, so here goes

Here is a list of other things besides AAS I have used syringes for, maybe depending on what kinds of stuff you are into one will work as an excuse

-I use a 3cc syringe and drawing needle to shoot that liquid rubber crap that you are supposed to use on the hanldes of tools (plastidip) into electrical connections on my Jeep top make them water proof

-Used it as a measureing device for G (not a good excuse)

-Shot B12

-Used it to measure very small quantites of pigment for making miniature doses of automotive paint

-Have used them for medicating pets, sedating roomate as well (does it hurt to sit suston?)

- Or worse comes to worse go get a bunch more pins and some 3/8 copper tubing at the hardware store. Take the plunger out of the dart, and cut the barrel roughly in half. Make about 6 of these things. Go to a room your parents havent been in lately and stick like half of them into an empty cardboard box. When your parents confront you about the darts they found in your glove bring them down to the basement and show them that they really are being used as darts, In your new homemade blowgun. BTW if you get the right pins and right pipe this fucking thing is like deadly

-You could also go to a vet store and buy some epiniphrine. Tell them you got the pins and epi in case of an allergic reaction to something less scary than AAS that you were taking orally, like some herbal shit that might give some folks a bad reaction.

-cross off the word cypionate on your sauce and change it to ciparo, and tell them you got it cause you are scared of anthrax

-I really liked the idea about the injecting booze. I might actually try that later today

-Just fucking lie if you think that wont be cool about it. I thought my parent were so old and stuffy, till one day when I was growing weed in the house and I came home from school to find my plants on the kitchenm table. All I got lecture on was that I cant grow dope in the house because it was illegal, and that my father never sold weed till he was in college. They took my lights away but not my plants, they told me to just get rid of them. So maybe they will be cool.

Good luck!!!!!!!
 
So, she found them, asked "What the hell are you doing with these?" and you said "hold on."

You then went to your room, locked the door, signed on to Elite Fitness to ask for answers and plan on leaving your room and going to tell her why you have them a few hours later?
 
always tell the truth. But remember there are costs to pay. It's better to have to move into your own apt and buy your own car than to lie to your parents. Do you want your relationship with your folks to be built on lies? They can be your best friends. But at age 23 it's probably hard to believe that.
 
getting caught is never that easy to explain. however it brought my "hobby" to light, and now that my folks know that i have done it, and done it safely, they are a little bit cool with it. i went in to get blood and liver checks and stuff to put their minds at ease. although, they never found a syringe. my mother decided to put laundry in my room (which she never does), and stumbled on a small stock (about $3 grand). needless to say she wasnt exactly happy. hehe. only thing they say now is to keep it out of their house.
 
lmao.....

This board is great I love when someone asks a stupid question.
 
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