She's so hot but so young!

[vinylgroover]

I just got back to the office from lunch, and i've got the biggest mongrel throbbing in my pants, why, i'll tell you why.

There's this gorgeous babe that makes my lunch at the place i go to down the road, and after about 3 weeks, i finally broke the ice with her and struck up a little convo. She's got long blonde, curly hair, baby doll face, wears tight mid-riff tops and always wears hipsters to show off her superb chassis. Oh, and she makes a tuna roll with so much love.

When she looks at me she smiles and blushes. Problem is she couldn't be any older than 19. I want to ask her out, but she's just too young. Fuck morals can be a bitch at times! I feel like a paedophile for even thinking about wanting to eat her meat curtains.

 

[VicTusDeuS]

how old are u...my ex dated a 35yr old

 

[vinylgroover]

29.

Problem is where to after a 19 year old, 16. And then what 13.

 

[Frackal]

Dude she's 19. Fucking go for it.

 

[vinylgroover]

Frack, easy for you, you are 19.

29 is the worst age to be for a guy cause it's the in between age. Too old for the young chickies and not young enough for the hot 35 year olds that want a toyboy. Fuck, i think i'm asexual at the moment. Is that the word for it?

 

[vinylgroover]

Municipal, smegma, how old are you guys?

 

[Frackal]

No way dude...think about it like this: It's all about how you treat the girl... treat her well and you'll be better for her than any average Eminem whiteboy punk...the only downside is if she becomes attached but even then who cares. I had a reasonably successful relationship with someone of 29 when I was 19 (just turned 20) but distance was a bitch in that case.

 

[vinylgroover]

22

Exactly. I used to think the same way at 22. I would fuck anything that looked good. Somehow, responsibility has managed to creep into my life in the last 7 years. Don't let that happen to you monkfish.

 

[vinylgroover]

i once heard about this young guy that fell in love with this older chick. he loved her more than any other two people on earth could ever love anyone. in the end it didnt work out. maybe the age difference will prevent you from having a meaningful relationship but you can still fuck the shit out of her.

It doesn't work like that in Australia. Chicks here don't put out like they do in the US of A. That's why we have such a high proportion of gay guys in Sydney. It's much eaiser for a guy to get sex that way

 

[Frackal]

i once heard about this young guy that fell in love with this older chick. he loved her more than any other two people on earth could ever love anyone. in the end it didnt work out. maybe the age difference will prevent you from having a meaningful relationship but you can still fuck the shit out of her.

Ahhhhh haha

 

[HansNZ]

Frack, easy for you, you are 19.

29 is the worst age to be for a guy cause it's the in between age. Too old for the young chickies and not young enough for the hot 35 year olds that want a toyboy. Fuck, i think i'm asexual at the moment. Is that the word for it?

Tell em about it. I am 27 and feel like an old man. I usually mate with 30 somethings now.

 

[Sexual Mustard]

Love for 19 yr. old anus knows no boundaries, numbers, nor age. Tap it and use the B.I.T.C.H. (hehe) to the fullest extent. Then, everybody wins (well.....just you anyway, and she loses).

 

[HansNZ]

It doesn't work like that in Australia. Chicks here don't put out like they do in the US of A. That's why we have such a high proportion of gay guys in Sydney. It's much eaiser for a guy to get sex that way

That's hilarious. Compared to kiwi girls I found Sydney women far more go-getting and sexually aggressive. NZ women are very hard to get to know. In contrast, you'll see aussie women looking you in the eye as they walk past you.

But compared to American women, Australian women are reserved. And yes, I can't believe how many gay guys there are in Sydney. You can't go anywhere without seeing handsome buffed gay gugdes everywhere.

 

[Frackal]

wanna know the worst part? ? ive never even been laid

You better hurry the fuck up man! times running out! Lately I've been meeting a bunch of chicks on yahoo chat and chances are if I get off my ass and take the initiative I will be banging 1 or more... 1 chick, my favorite is this girl who lives in CO springs, we've talked for a few months and she's awesome, she'd be my gf for real if she lived near here I'd bet, really pretty too and loves sex...another girl is this wealthy italian chick who I talked dirty too, she wants to make it come true as she says and she lives in Cherry Creek which is moderately far from me, it's like the 2nd richest county in the US. This chick digs anal

The cool thing about online chatting is you get to know chicks without having to pay for 20 fucking dates, plus they are much more open sexually in chatrooms than in real life...

 

[Frackal]

But truthfully if you can meet a cool chick in person that's preferable.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

you hit the gold mine and i am jealous, go for it.

 

[Jimsbbc]

go for it. I'm 27 and i've tapped two 18 yr olds this year in college already. I don't feel bad about it at all, besides it was beyond tight.

 

[madbomber31]

vinyl.. dude, i'll be 29 next week... i hear ya... too old for the young ones, to young for the hot milfs... interesting age...

i've pondered the dating/relationship question many a night, but i believe cosmo kramer set me straight in one aspect... no relationships... its a prison...

as for the chicks age? if you can avoid actually hangin out with her pals, you might as well see what can happen... if her friends come into play... you'll go crazy from the immaturity.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

if she is up to it, there shouldnt be any thing to stop you

morals, bah...

 

[3Vandoo]

Well mate, a friend of mine ask me to babysit a 14-18 party (50$cash for 3 hours) anyway, IF MY DAUGTHER AT THAT AGE DRESS LIKE THAT ILL KILL HER!!!!!!

But at 1800mg of test, the 17 yo look damn good .
lol

anyway invite her for a ride cross the border and shag her

 

[Taps]

As long as they're 18 and over, it's ok in my book.

Shit, even at 16 or 17 some girls are ready to fuck...but ya gotta draw the line somewhere.

Personally, I have little interest in girls more than 5 years my junior (I'm 25). They're nice to look at, but that's about it.

 

[Robert Jan]

"29 is the worst age to be for a guy cause it's the in between age. Too old for the young chickies and not young enough for the hot 35 year olds that want a toyboy. Fuck, i think i'm asexual at the moment. Is that the word for it?"

lol this doesn`t make any sense. I mean do women turn 35 after they turn 20?

 

[Wynn]

Carpe diem!

Her blushing is probably an act. She may be more mature than you are. It does seem that she is waiting for you to make your move.

 

[The Dude]

I just got back to the office from lunch, and i've got the biggest mongrel throbbing in my pants, why, i'll tell you why.

There's this gorgeous babe that makes my lunch at the place i go to down the road, and after about 3 weeks, i finally broke the ice with her and struck up a little convo. She's got long blonde, curly hair, baby doll face, wears tight mid-riff tops and always wears hipsters to show off her superb chassis. Oh, and she makes a tuna roll with so much love.

When she looks at me she smiles and blushes. Problem is she couldn't be any older than 19. I want to ask her out, but she's just too young. Fuck morals can be a bitch at times! I feel like a paedophile for even thinking about wanting to eat her meat curtains.

Bon Appetit.

If she's 18, she's fair game dude. I've dated someone 10 years younger than me and it was great.

 

[-SD-]

Im 27 and seeing a 18 year old, its great fun so far but dont know if the age will become an issue in the future. She can really communicate though which scores big points (fuck I sound like a bitch).

 

[The Dude]

Exactly. Age doesn't matter as long as you compliment each other well. That takes into account varying interests and maturity levels. If it all works well, then who cares.

The only pitfall, which nailed me, is that a young person changes a lot in their very late teens and early twenties. That can be very difficult to swallow, but if you keep that in mind, it might not hurt as much if it happens to you. Might.

 

[greenday]

If you are 29, than a 19 year old is fine, I say, if she is 18 or over today, than its time to play.

Besides she is probably sick of getting hit on by every horny high school and college guy, try to be smooth and take it semi slow, don't use pick up lines, just be her friend for awhile, and she will think you are mature, and likely go out with you, cause she will think you are interested in more than getting into her panties.

 

[cal]

i dont see the problem here...
she legal and your even old...

...esp if your in exceptional shape...

i guess if have a pottbelly, and are balding...when then you might look a little strange with a 19 yo.

 

[str8manwithadickinhisass]

I'm 29 and dated a 21 yr old girl. She was hot but her friends were annoying

 

[MFMan]

Just go for it dude. She is of age so why the fuck not????? Stop being a pussy and nail the pussy.

 

[Wombat]

If she can fight for our country, then she can be fucked repeatedly over and over again-----can it done before someone else moves in for the kill....