Shark Victim hired Jonny Cockran

[Rex]

Cry me a fucking river. Since the shark has nothing they figure its a good idea to sue the life guards. What exactly did they want the life guards to do? Fight a shark in water colored red w/ blood that will attract more sharks? Give me a fucking break. Its not like someone put the shark there. The guy went into the shark's natural habitat and the shark fucked his world up. Yeah its a shame, but don't go fucking blaming other people for what a shark did. Everyone looking for a law suit.

 

[Milhouse]

I wonder if Johnnie Cochrane will use the "Chewbacca Defense" like he did on south park.

 

[r00+]

Shark

Well, the family of the shark leveled a Wrongful Death suit against the father of the victim.

So Johnny's just trying to keep the family outta trouble.

 

[AAP]

Which shark attack victim? There have been four attacks in the last four weeks. Are you talking about the Bahamas victim?

In any case, I would tell him to go sue who bit him. Unless of course, they fucked up and administered bad health care. Most people would be happy that they were alive. What a moron.

 

[bouncer]

It must have been a great WHITE shark if that racist fucker is involved.

Bouncer

 

[amaritto]

It must have been a great WHITE shark if that racist fucker is involved.

Bouncer

LMFAO

 

[stretch]

I saw the news conference with the guys wife whining about how the lifeguards didn't go in to help her poor ass husband. That bitch sounded so fake. She couldn't even fake a good cry. After I saw that, I knew that stupid whore was going to try to sue someone. Oh well, even if she does get a lot of money for no reason, I still think it's funny that her husbands leg has been turned into shark turds by now.

 

[bouncer]

I did'nt see that news here in Ireland, but it sounds like he could be running around in circles looking for compo !.

Bouncer

 

[PsychoSkitz]

I agree the lifeguards couldn't save him.

I mean, what's the wife thinking? That a man, whether he be Martin Shorts size or Ronnie Colemans, can just pull the shark off of the guy or say "please stop"?

HOWEVER, they were at a resort with a private beach which the owners are responsible for. The resort is responsible for the water and anything in it.

Cochran will roll footage of Police Academy 5 when Tacklebury got the shark to leave the people alone and get the family a couple of million.

 

[Shrebly]

If the fin does not fit, you must acquit.