Share your "im stoned" stories

[rsnoble-im-back]

fort. I dont do that shit much anymore or id weigh 750lbs. 1 time we got really Hi and we went to a greasy burger joint at around 2am and with my piggy appetite I ordered 3 doublecheesburger platters. I went back to my buds car, it was nice out so I spread all my food over their front hood and started eating like an ethiopian at the buffet. About 75% into this meal I notice my friends were laughing hysterical. When my munchies finally subsided I decided to look up at all the laughter. So........I look up and smile with half a burger hanging out of my mouth and little did I know I was not on my friends car, nor my friends laughing. It was the KC metro police. So I was like excuse me officer and cleaned their car off. No harm done.

 

[mayhems]

u were in a cop car and didnt know it? becuz you werehigh? or was this outside of the cop car anyways thatsmad funny when i saw the cop part

 

[SoreArms]

If I only smoked weed every now and then I'd have some "I was stoned" stories, but since I am often stoned they are just "stories"

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

I came back to the car and placed my bags of food on top of the engine hood and spread it out all over. The cop said he never seen that much food go down that fast and told me to have a good night.

 

[ziggyziggy]

fort. I dont do that shit much anymore or id weigh 750lbs. 1 time we got really Hi and we went to a greasy burger joint at around 2am and with my piggy appetite I ordered 3 doublecheesburger platters. I went back to my buds car, it was nice out so I spread all my food over their front hood and started eating like an ethiopian at the buffet. About 75% into this meal I notice my friends were laughing hysterical. When my munchies finally subsided I decided to look up at all the laughter. So........I look up and smile with half a burger hanging out of my mouth and little did I know I was not on my friends car, nor my friends laughing. It was the KC metro police. So I was like excuse me officer and cleaned their car off. No harm done.

Best story ever.

Zig

 

[Lumberg]

awesome story.

how are the burns coming?

 

[Megalomaniac]

I was in Vegas and had just paid rent. I was broke but my boys wanted to hit the table a bit so I went with them. I hit the bong heavy on the way out the door and then the pipe all the way to the Casino. They went in and went to the table but I was broke so I walked around for a bit. Then I sat down a the nickel slots and put in the 2 bucks in my pocket. I sat for what seem forever then spun the wheel. Before I knew it the guy with the cart was handing me 2400 and a "I hit the Jackpot" shirt for the progressive. I just went back out to the car and hit the pipe again and waited for my boys to come back. Needless to say I had to buy the drinks for a while.

 

[Raina]

I've never been stone. But I vividly remember being incredibly high one night. A friend and I were partaking in an 8ball. We went out to eat afterwards and we were totally freaking out and we wound up playing golden tee (and everyone here knows I hate that because I've been a widow to that damn game for years). Our hearts were rushing. So we decided that if we drank enough, it would counter it. I still have no idea how I got home.

 

[SoreArms]

here's a good one

http://elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=339409

 

[swole]

I only smoked twice, and I think the 2nd time got me a little stoned. I remember eating peanuts (the ones you had to crack open) and they tasted amazing. I went home from school that weekend and told my mom to buy them. They didn't taste 1/2 as good. This was 3 years ago, haven't smoked since.

 

[Megalomaniac]

here's a good one

http://elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=339409

great story, how did the meeting go?

I hate that, when you forget that you are just about to do something important and then you realize you smoked way to much. I have a bunch of stories like that. Like the time I hit the hooka and then had to drive my vehicle from downtown Baghdad to north about 60 miles. Or the time had to meet with my boss and his wife at a lunch meeting right after 3 of my friends flew into town and showed up at my house. On and On....