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Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
Psst. He's gay.
No he's not nancy
Sexism at the malls
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No he's not nancy
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Which is yet another odd characteristic of my Old Grump. He has never EVER cared about lingerie and any other sort of *dressy underwear*. I was astonished as I had never EVER met a man like this.
"Baby, don't you wanna see me try on something sexy from Victoria's Secret or (insert name here)?"
My Old Grump? ---> "What for. I want to see you nekkid then we can fuck."
LMFAO....
I swear, it is gospel truth.
He LOVES to shop whether we are talking shoes, handbags, clothing, jewelry, or the freaking home depot (which I DETEST!)... and then, of course a light appetizer or lunch... or heck, a few martinis BEFORE shopping (Shopping ALWAYS goes better when I am lit. I have emotional attachment to money so I feel guilty. After a martini or two I have THE PROPER mindset LOL).
Yup, like one of his newest patches says, my husband is true to form "I am a lesbian trapped in the body of a fat old ugly biker."
I wuv him.
must be an interesting character, ur old grump.
can't say i've met a man like the one you described....at least not one that would turn down a some undies modeling show, but what a perfect response he had when you asked why he didn't want you to put on the sexy lingrie--lol
Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
Does a red cashmere sweater go with cotton slacks?
GOTCHA!
What time of year? And what color shoes? And are they cotton twill?
You bastard. I was drinking HOT coffee when I read your post.
Now I've got it up my nose.
Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
You bastard. I was drinking HOT coffee when I read your post.
Now I've got it up my nose.
I am one funny mofo, people just don't appreciate me.
Oh well fvak em anyway. Except you and Ortiz, he's not black.
My lawyers are going to contact you. I smell money! Well...and Starbucks.
Grumpy Old Man
Grumpy Old Biker Bastard
I refuse to do another comedy club tour, I am not going to do anymore vids and I am not going to spend time at Eatons trying to make you presentable in public. So have your Atty call my Atty's cause I am retiring from the public I.
I am so depressed now. Besides you can't smell my money it's in my wallet with a chain hanging in my closet attached to my denim jeans with the biker chain attached. I have been riding and sweating so that ain't money nancy.
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