Sexism at the malls

[fistfullofsteel]

They're entitled half by law and what you volunteer to spend is your own business...just sayin'

volunteer??? what world you living in? i'd like to come join you sometime.

 

[ortiz34]

good eye candy there though

high maitnence 18 y/o with tight jeans
I'd like to eat their ass

 

[Bikini Mod]

i just wanted a good selection.

a million jewelry stores too, and those aren't for men.

You can find the most AWESOME jewelry online for men.. or find a good custom jeweler. I realize that most of this stuff is directed towards women but I don't even like THOSE shops.

If you can find a good custom jeweler, then design your own stuff and have him make it for you.

I can't WAIT till my Old Grump's wedding band is done.

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL, these poor guys are commonly seen sitting on the old man benches......

Pfffffffffffffttttt

MY "old man" does not sit on the bench. He actually LOVES to shop. When I shop alone I don't spend nearly as much as I do when we shop together. He MAKES ME buy every damned thing. LOL

I WUV MY OLD GRUMP.

 

[EnderJE]

Pfffffffffffffttttt

MY "old man" does not sit on the bench. He actually LOVES to shop. When I shop alone I don't spend nearly as much as I do when we shop together. He MAKES ME buy every damned thing. LOL

I WUV MY OLD GRUMP.

Psst. He's gay.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Psst. He's gay.

Don't laugh... he IS a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

I swear it as surely as I am typing these words here and now.

 

[Razorguns]

Women and the geighs.

Majority of men don't like to go malls. They'd rather run to the store, buy the shit, then leave.

Plus there really aren't that many "mens" stores. Women: clothes, jewllery, perfume, nails, yogourt, glamor shots, build a bear, blah blah blah.

r

 

[*ebony*]

Women and the geighs.

Majority of men don't like to go malls. They'd rather run to the store, buy the shit, then leave.

Plus there really aren't that many "mens" stores. Women: clothes, jewllery, perfume, nails, yogourt, glamor shots, build a bear, blah blah blah.

r

thats why i mostly shop with my gay friends and girlfriends, you guys can get so whiny! i swear you males only perk up at the doors of Victora Secert or the food courts!!!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i swear you males only perk up at the doors of Victora Secert or the food courts!!!

and hot young chicks

 

[Bikini Mod]

thats why i mostly shop with my gay friends and girlfriends, you guys can get so whiny! i swear you males only perk up at the doors of Victora Secert or the food courts!!!

Which is yet another odd characteristic of my Old Grump. He has never EVER cared about lingerie and any other sort of *dressy underwear*. I was astonished as I had never EVER met a man like this.

"Baby, don't you wanna see me try on something sexy from Victoria's Secret or (insert name here)?"

My Old Grump? ---> "What for. I want to see you nekkid then we can fuck."

LMFAO....

I swear, it is gospel truth.

He LOVES to shop whether we are talking shoes, handbags, clothing, jewelry, or the freaking home depot (which I DETEST!)... and then, of course a light appetizer or lunch... or heck, a few martinis BEFORE shopping (Shopping ALWAYS goes better when I am lit. I have emotional attachment to money so I feel guilty. After a martini or two I have THE PROPER mindset LOL).

Yup, like one of his newest patches says, my husband is true to form "I am a lesbian trapped in the body of a fat old ugly biker."

I wuv him.