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Donkey Punch: Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you bust, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head.
The Bucking Bronco: An all time classic. Start by going doggy style on a girl and just when she is really enjoying it, grab onto her tits or hips as hard and tightly as possible and call her a big fat worthless no-good bitch. More than likely she will try to escape. This gives the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
New York Style Taco: Get really drunk. Then go down on her and puke while eating her out.
Glass Bottom Boat: Cover her face in saran wrap and proceed to lay a hot shit over it.
Snowmobile: While getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
The Stranger: This ones good because it doesn't require another person. Sit on your hand until it falls asleep then jerk off. This will simulate the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
The Angry Dragon: Immediately after blowing a load in the girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she should look like an angry dragon.
Tea bag: As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.
Houdini: When you’re doing a girl doggy style, you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, “Abracadabra bitch!”
The Beefy Dunker/The Jersey Turnpike: Nailing a girl in the ass, then having her suck you off.
The Chilidog/The Boston Tugboat: Taking a shit on a girl's chest, then proceeding to titty fuck her.
Sleeping Bag: If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.
The Rusty Trombone: A simultaneous rimjob and handjob.
Tony Danza: A takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza. When you are about to bust while doing a girl from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss bitch?!" Punch her in the back of the head and then yell "Tony Danza!"
Hot Air Balloon: Farting directly into a chick's mouth
Alaskan firedragon: Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan firedragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, splooge in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth immediately after. Then whisper in her ear "I have syphilis" and wait for the man juice to fly out of her nose.
The Fish Eye: From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
The Fountain of You: While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits.
The Shocker: While fingering a chick with your index and middle fingers, wait until she's good and horny and then quickly stick your pinky into her ass. "Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Cold Faithful: Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.
Dog in a Bathtub: This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
The Bismark/Cherry Donut/Cherry Danish: This is another one involving oral gratification. Right before you are about to bust, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch to the nose and smear the blood and splooge together.
The Screwnicorn: When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
Blumpkin: Getting head while taking a shit
The Bobsled: Begin by screwing a chick at the top of a staircase. Turn her around and start hammering her from behind while she's looking down the stairs. Then right before your about to blow your load, sweep her hands and legs out from underneath her and ride her down the stairs as your busting.
The Eiffel Tower: The ultimate double team. The chick gets down on all fours, then each guy takes an end on her, one in front and one in back. Then the two guys lift both their arms in the air and do a huge "high-five", and you've got the Eiffel Tower.
The Bob Marley: While getting your knob slobbed on, pull her head off right before you bust and splooge in her hair. Spin her around and twist her hair into dreadlocks just like Bob Marley.
Waterfall: Have your chick bend over and grab her ankles, leaving her head low to the ground and her ass high in the air. Before banging her brains out, grab your dick and piss all over her gooch (area between the asshole and snatch) While your nailing her, the piss will flow down her ass and onto her face like a waterfall.
The Wounded Pigeon: Strictly for skanks: After being extremely aggrivated by some bitch, break her arm and make her give you a handjob.
Vulcan Shocker: Shocker variation, two in the pink (index and middle) two in the stink (ring and pinky) Ahh Spock would be proud.
The Predator: Get your girl to lay on her back, and you on your knees. Take a shit in your own hand, rub it all over your face, and let out a bloodcurdling scream. Much like the alien on the movie, Predator.
The Divot: Put your hand down the pants of some girl with a huge fur pile, grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last hair out. A real Golphers favorite.
Screaming Seagul: While doing her on the beach, pull out, dip the tip of your dick in the sand, and then go right back at it. She'll scream like a Pelican.
The Spidey: Nut in your hand and then flick your rist so that your nut flies out of your hand into her face like Spider Man.
Double Houdini: While tag-teaming a girl with your buddy, have on guy doing her in the ass and the other guy getting a hummer.Then have the guy in the back tell her he is gonna blow and then spit on her back. When she turns around, give her the facial of her life. Then when she turns around to face the front again, the guy in the front blows it in her face for the second facial.
The Pepsi Challenge: Stick one finger in a girls pussy and another one in her ass, then stick either one in her mouth and see if she can guess which hole it was in.
Redman's Revenge: When a chick give you an indian sunburn on your dick.
Fortune Cookie: Get an asian chick, bang her with a condom on, when finished, pull out but leave condom in.
The Dirty Jew: A modified Donkey Punch, after punching her in the back of the head, steal her money and run out the door.
The Solitaire: This works best when done on a bed next to a wall(and in her bed). After finishing in any position, roll over, place your back against the wall and push her off the bed with your feet. Say, I prefer to sleep alone.
Fnorking: Competition in teams of 1 man and 1 woman. Trying to cram as many goldfish as possible into a chick's snatch.
Access Denied Error: When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick, he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (a.k.a. Blocking the Box, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).
Afterburner: Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie works OK, here. JUST as you cum, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two.
The Andretti: When receiving road head, swerve the car left and right. Her weight shifting will enhance the sensation. Risky maneuver, so it's best if done with a toothless cocksucker and a open road.
Beverly Hills Whiffer: This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell "So, you think your shit don't stink now ?!"
Boston Tea Bag Party: When more then one guy takes turns teabagging a girl. Just at point of climaxing it is important to yell "The British Are Coming".
The Dirty Harry: After banging a girl all day, have her give you a blowjob on her knees. Right before your ready to shoot your load, pull your ".44 magnum" out of her mouth and say "I know what your thinking, 'did he fire off all his loads or does he have one left?' With all this excitement I forget myself."....Knowing you got one round of goo in your "handgun" left, ask her "Do you feel lucky punk?" and shoot her in the face with your load while humming the theme song to the Clint Eastwood classic.
Flooding The Cave: Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her.
Graffiti: Have sex with a married/engaged girl, when she falls asleep write embarrassing , x-rated remarks (or something like "This bitch belongs to John" ) on her back with a big bold permanent marker. She goes home and has the "where the fuck were you" fight. later that day, when she showers the boyfriend/husband sees your graffiti and the fight starts all over again.
The JFK (aka "The Magic Bullet"): Slip a blindfold on a chick while she is giving you oral. At the same time, have a friend come behind her and pleasure himself behind her. Let em rip at the same time and nail the broad with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or just a magic load.
Jawbreaker: A blowjob involving three penises at one time. Two Penises is known as Crossed Swords.
Kennebunkport Chowder: Eat a girl out and vomit the contents of the New England clam chowder you ate for lunch between her legs.
Kenny Roger's Roasters: While doing the bitch in front of the fire, stick it in the pooper and twirl her around on your dick-thus creating the roaster effect.
Louisville Slugger: Your girl is on her knees in front of you servicing your pole. At some random point in time during this act you pull out, twist your hips, yell "BATTER UP!!!!" and smack her firmly in the cheek with your baseball bat like cock.
The Missouri Compromise: When a girl will only let guys fuck her in the ass because she is still a "virgin".
Morning Glory: This occurs the morning after a really good one-night-stand. You wake up sporting morning wood, and instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, you ram into your partner's ass and relieve yourself inside her.
The One Eyed Redskin: After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her eye, and stick a feather in her ear. Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over ur junk, yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!".
Puerto Rican Fog Bank: While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.
The San Fran Tickler: Straddling a girls head and titty fucking her while she tickles your asshole with her tongue.
Shanghai Stirfry: When a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.
Suicide Bomber: Fuck a chick wearing a condom, after you climax put the condom somewhere safe. Wait until she falls asleep wherein you blow the condom up like a balloon, you then scream "suicide!" and as she sits up you pop the condom in her face. Useful on girls who don't go down.
Whistling Dixie: After you bang a chick, snuggle and let her get comfortable. Right as she is about to fall asleep, scream "The South Will Rise Again!" and shove it in her ass.
Triple Crown of Sex (aka "Trifecta"): In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session.
Dirty Sanchez: A favorite among many, while railing her doggy style, you insert your finger up into her ass, pull it out, and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.
Hot Carl: Another Favorite. After sex you throw the girl into a bathtub, then lean over the side of it and shit onto her stomach.
Cleveland Steamer aka Hot Lunch: While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest.
The Bucking Bronco: An all time classic. Start by going doggy style on a girl and just when she is really enjoying it, grab onto her tits or hips as hard and tightly as possible and call her a big fat worthless no-good bitch. More than likely she will try to escape. This gives the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
New York Style Taco: Get really drunk. Then go down on her and puke while eating her out.
Glass Bottom Boat: Cover her face in saran wrap and proceed to lay a hot shit over it.
Snowmobile: While getting a girl while she's on all fours, sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
The Stranger: This ones good because it doesn't require another person. Sit on your hand until it falls asleep then jerk off. This will simulate the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
The Angry Dragon: Immediately after blowing a load in the girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she should look like an angry dragon.
Tea bag: As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.
Houdini: When you’re doing a girl doggy style, you fake an orgasm (spit on her back). When she turns around, blow your load in her face and say, “Abracadabra bitch!”
The Beefy Dunker/The Jersey Turnpike: Nailing a girl in the ass, then having her suck you off.
The Chilidog/The Boston Tugboat: Taking a shit on a girl's chest, then proceeding to titty fuck her.
Sleeping Bag: If you're going down on a really fat girl, you pull her enormous stomach roll of fat over your head.
The Rusty Trombone: A simultaneous rimjob and handjob.
Tony Danza: A takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza. When you are about to bust while doing a girl from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss bitch?!" Punch her in the back of the head and then yell "Tony Danza!"
Hot Air Balloon: Farting directly into a chick's mouth
Alaskan firedragon: Another good take off is one of the angry dragon that is called the alaskan firedragon. When a girl is giving you a blowjob, splooge in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth immediately after. Then whisper in her ear "I have syphilis" and wait for the man juice to fly out of her nose.
The Fish Eye: From behind, you shove your finger in her ass (or his if you are in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.
The Fountain of You: While sitting on her face and having her eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits.
The Shocker: While fingering a chick with your index and middle fingers, wait until she's good and horny and then quickly stick your pinky into her ass. "Two in the pink, one in the stink."
Cold Faithful: Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.
Dog in a Bathtub: This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
The Bismark/Cherry Donut/Cherry Danish: This is another one involving oral gratification. Right before you are about to bust, you pull out, shooting your load all over her face. Follow that with a punch to the nose and smear the blood and splooge together.
The Screwnicorn: When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
Blumpkin: Getting head while taking a shit
The Bobsled: Begin by screwing a chick at the top of a staircase. Turn her around and start hammering her from behind while she's looking down the stairs. Then right before your about to blow your load, sweep her hands and legs out from underneath her and ride her down the stairs as your busting.
The Eiffel Tower: The ultimate double team. The chick gets down on all fours, then each guy takes an end on her, one in front and one in back. Then the two guys lift both their arms in the air and do a huge "high-five", and you've got the Eiffel Tower.
The Bob Marley: While getting your knob slobbed on, pull her head off right before you bust and splooge in her hair. Spin her around and twist her hair into dreadlocks just like Bob Marley.
Waterfall: Have your chick bend over and grab her ankles, leaving her head low to the ground and her ass high in the air. Before banging her brains out, grab your dick and piss all over her gooch (area between the asshole and snatch) While your nailing her, the piss will flow down her ass and onto her face like a waterfall.
The Wounded Pigeon: Strictly for skanks: After being extremely aggrivated by some bitch, break her arm and make her give you a handjob.
Vulcan Shocker: Shocker variation, two in the pink (index and middle) two in the stink (ring and pinky) Ahh Spock would be proud.
The Predator: Get your girl to lay on her back, and you on your knees. Take a shit in your own hand, rub it all over your face, and let out a bloodcurdling scream. Much like the alien on the movie, Predator.
The Divot: Put your hand down the pants of some girl with a huge fur pile, grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last hair out. A real Golphers favorite.
Screaming Seagul: While doing her on the beach, pull out, dip the tip of your dick in the sand, and then go right back at it. She'll scream like a Pelican.
The Spidey: Nut in your hand and then flick your rist so that your nut flies out of your hand into her face like Spider Man.
Double Houdini: While tag-teaming a girl with your buddy, have on guy doing her in the ass and the other guy getting a hummer.Then have the guy in the back tell her he is gonna blow and then spit on her back. When she turns around, give her the facial of her life. Then when she turns around to face the front again, the guy in the front blows it in her face for the second facial.
The Pepsi Challenge: Stick one finger in a girls pussy and another one in her ass, then stick either one in her mouth and see if she can guess which hole it was in.
Redman's Revenge: When a chick give you an indian sunburn on your dick.
Fortune Cookie: Get an asian chick, bang her with a condom on, when finished, pull out but leave condom in.
The Dirty Jew: A modified Donkey Punch, after punching her in the back of the head, steal her money and run out the door.
The Solitaire: This works best when done on a bed next to a wall(and in her bed). After finishing in any position, roll over, place your back against the wall and push her off the bed with your feet. Say, I prefer to sleep alone.
Fnorking: Competition in teams of 1 man and 1 woman. Trying to cram as many goldfish as possible into a chick's snatch.
Access Denied Error: When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick, he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input later (a.k.a. Blocking the Box, Road Closed Due to Bad Conditions).
Afterburner: Get well-positioned with her. Missionary or doggie works OK, here. JUST as you cum, cut a BIG fart and light it with a match. Good for an extra inch or two.
The Andretti: When receiving road head, swerve the car left and right. Her weight shifting will enhance the sensation. Risky maneuver, so it's best if done with a toothless cocksucker and a open road.
Beverly Hills Whiffer: This move is restricted to those women who think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're about to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell "So, you think your shit don't stink now ?!"
Boston Tea Bag Party: When more then one guy takes turns teabagging a girl. Just at point of climaxing it is important to yell "The British Are Coming".
The Dirty Harry: After banging a girl all day, have her give you a blowjob on her knees. Right before your ready to shoot your load, pull your ".44 magnum" out of her mouth and say "I know what your thinking, 'did he fire off all his loads or does he have one left?' With all this excitement I forget myself."....Knowing you got one round of goo in your "handgun" left, ask her "Do you feel lucky punk?" and shoot her in the face with your load while humming the theme song to the Clint Eastwood classic.
Flooding The Cave: Inserting the penis into a woman's pussy and then urinating inside her.
Graffiti: Have sex with a married/engaged girl, when she falls asleep write embarrassing , x-rated remarks (or something like "This bitch belongs to John" ) on her back with a big bold permanent marker. She goes home and has the "where the fuck were you" fight. later that day, when she showers the boyfriend/husband sees your graffiti and the fight starts all over again.
The JFK (aka "The Magic Bullet"): Slip a blindfold on a chick while she is giving you oral. At the same time, have a friend come behind her and pleasure himself behind her. Let em rip at the same time and nail the broad with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or just a magic load.
Jawbreaker: A blowjob involving three penises at one time. Two Penises is known as Crossed Swords.
Kennebunkport Chowder: Eat a girl out and vomit the contents of the New England clam chowder you ate for lunch between her legs.
Kenny Roger's Roasters: While doing the bitch in front of the fire, stick it in the pooper and twirl her around on your dick-thus creating the roaster effect.
Louisville Slugger: Your girl is on her knees in front of you servicing your pole. At some random point in time during this act you pull out, twist your hips, yell "BATTER UP!!!!" and smack her firmly in the cheek with your baseball bat like cock.
The Missouri Compromise: When a girl will only let guys fuck her in the ass because she is still a "virgin".
Morning Glory: This occurs the morning after a really good one-night-stand. You wake up sporting morning wood, and instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, you ram into your partner's ass and relieve yourself inside her.
The One Eyed Redskin: After banging a girl on her period, wipe the blood on her face, come in her eye, and stick a feather in her ear. Then dance around the room, naked with a towel over ur junk, yelling, "woo woo woo woo!!".
Puerto Rican Fog Bank: While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils.
The San Fran Tickler: Straddling a girls head and titty fucking her while she tickles your asshole with her tongue.
Shanghai Stirfry: When a girl gives you a blowjob, pukes all over your cock and keeps going.
Suicide Bomber: Fuck a chick wearing a condom, after you climax put the condom somewhere safe. Wait until she falls asleep wherein you blow the condom up like a balloon, you then scream "suicide!" and as she sits up you pop the condom in her face. Useful on girls who don't go down.
Whistling Dixie: After you bang a chick, snuggle and let her get comfortable. Right as she is about to fall asleep, scream "The South Will Rise Again!" and shove it in her ass.
Triple Crown of Sex (aka "Trifecta"): In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all in the same session.
Dirty Sanchez: A favorite among many, while railing her doggy style, you insert your finger up into her ass, pull it out, and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name would be Dirty Sanchez.
Hot Carl: Another Favorite. After sex you throw the girl into a bathtub, then lean over the side of it and shit onto her stomach.
Cleveland Steamer aka Hot Lunch: While receiving head from a woman, you proceed to shit on her chest.
