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Serious question

i think you need to take a long hard look at yourself, nekkid in the mirror.
it's your yohnson, it's fuggin small
 
Maybe you should try some of those creams that (supposingly) tighten the vagina up after you apply it. (seriously, anyone ever try that?)

Or maybe you should stop using a whole tube of StayHard Ejaculation Delay cream. That probably numbed you all the way down to your toes. No wonder you don't feel anything.
 
She does not do anal at all.
Its at least average. With everyone else it is pretty damn tight.
I probably should have asked this question earlier.
Instead it should now be "was doing it over email a bad idea?"
 
LOL... why get into the details?

If some girl, and this girl may think exactly this, thinks ur dick is small - how would you want her to handle it?

Send you an email:

Dear Mr. Small Dick:

When you fuck me, I can't even feel the penetration. It's pathetic.

At least have the sensibility to plug my toy in on your way out next time, thumb dick.

Signed,

Ms. Large Vagina
 
slat1 said:
How do you tell a girl her vagina is big and you get no sensation from it?
Especially if you care about the person?
This is not even close to a joke... :worried:
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Bro, I was just reading a simmilar thread on another site. I will see if I can get you a link. It was called...

How do you tell a guy his penis is small and you get no sensation from it?
 
I think Jh1 is on the money... Just keep to your self and end it for some other reason... Detail will only hurt her feelings.. Cuz if the shoe was on the other foot I'm not sure I would want to be told...
 
all the whey said:
Bro, I was just reading a simmilar thread on another site. I will see if I can get you a link. It was called...

How do you tell a guy his penis is small and you get no sensation from it?
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time said:
I think Jh1 is on the money... Just keep to your self and end it for some other reason... Detail will only hurt her feelings.. Cuz if the shoe was on the other foot I'm not sure I would want to be told...
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I already emailed her.
It had to come out.
The only other time I have been in this situation is with women who have had a bunch of kids.
She has none.
I have had sex with girls that do porn with tighter pussy's.
The problem is I didn't give a shit about them!
The irony... :worried:
 
slat1 said:
I already emailed her.
It had to come out.
The only other time I have been in this situation is with women who have had a bunch of kids.
She has none.
I have had sex with girls that do porn with tighter pussy's.
The problem is I didn't give a shit about them!
The irony... :worried:
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So what did she think of the e-mail?
 
She works out.
Is in retarded shape year round.
It doesn't make sense.
I'm not posting the email.
She may not even see it today now that I think about it.
She either has not seen it or is sitting at work crying...
 
its weird, I've definitely boned girls that were loosey goosey, not because they had kids or fucked a lot, they just seemed to be less tight.

current girl has the tightest pussy i've ever fucked though, its a real treat.
 
jnevin said:
I don't either.

Slat, pics bor...
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Hell no.
I posted pics of an ex on here once and got a quick email letting me know if they weren't down I was getting sued.
I had no idea she was checking my posts on here or even knew about this place.
Also had no idea she was married.
Crafty bitch!
 
Lestat said:
current girl has the tightest pussy i've ever fucked though, its a real treat.
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Now imagine finding one who wasn't but was the best girl you have ever met!?!?
Not a great situation!
 
slat1 said:
Hell no.
I posted pics of an ex on here once and got a quick email letting me know if they weren't down I was getting sued.
I had no idea she was checking my posts on here or even knew about this place.
Also had no idea she was married.
Crafty bitch!
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Mass PM.
 
We are going to talk later.
It has gotten to the point where I could care less if I have sex with her.
I lose it after a few minutes.
Imagine fucking air... it doesn't really do it for you!
Especially when you are thinking about it during it.
No problem with anyone else.
I think this is Gods punishment for all the things I have done in my life.
 
Bro,there are so many other ways to enjoy sex with a woman. If you really like her vag sex shouldn't be the end all.
Having a honest discussion is the only way to find a mutually benifical solution.
 
Powerbuilder333 said:
Bro,there are so many other ways to enjoy sex with a woman. If you really like her vag sex shouldn't be the end all.
Having a honest discussion is the only way to find a mutually benifical solution.
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We are going to sit down tonight and talk.
It should be extremely uncomfortable but needed.
I have a HUGE job interview tomorrow morning and need to leave for it tonight.
As if I didn't have enough going on...
 
AAP said:
Not from slat1 one apparently. He found it like that.
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It was that way for me also.

wuzthisbig.jpg
 
u can also have issues with their lube consistency too
some it's like water (blah)
and others it's like syrup
gelatinous

b dripin slowly off your fingers
 
u know where female lube originates from?

the epithelial cells of the vaginal walls are specialized to extract blood serum from the capillaries and they excrete the serum to form the lube

though when a woman orgasms there's a different more greasey secretion
forgot at the moment where that comes from
let me google it

and I'll be back
 
gushers freak me out. How can a vagina gather up all that liquid from the body on demand to purged so quickly..
 
jh1 said:
gushers freak me out. How can a vagina gather up all that liquid from the body on demand to purged so quickly..
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Bronug, what?!!!

Gushers are a gift from God. There is NO feeling on earth that can rival having a girl riding you, then sitting up a bit and letting her goo rain down on your hard cock.

Holy fuck, I loves it. I miss my time w/ gushers. Haven't had one in too long. My God, we use to swim in this chick's leather couch she came so much
 
Damm this thread grew fast so I may have missed it. But did you not hear it echoing the first time you hit it... just wondering??
 
KillahBee said:
Bronug, what?!!!

Gushers are a gift from God. There is NO feeling on earth that can rival having a girl riding you, then sitting up a bit and letting her goo rain down on your hard cock.

Holy fuck, I loves it. I miss my time w/ gushers. Haven't had one in too long. My God, we use to swim in this chick's leather couch she came so much
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Gross.

I had a girl that told me to lay a towel out first, I hit it once and that was it for me... I don't like.

Ask Turd Ferg about his gusher... he finger banged her and she gushed all over his car.... he considered selling the car cause he smelled pussy every time he got in it.

Funny thing is, this bitch forgot her keys in the bar we were in, so she came back in to retreive them... her pants were soaked.... looked like she pissed them. How embarassing.
 
jh1 said:
Gross.

I had a girl that told me to lay a towel out first, I hit it once and that was it for me... I don't like.

Ask Turd Ferg about his gusher... he finger banged her and she gushed all over his car.... he considered selling the car cause he smelled pussy every time he got in it.

Funny thing is, this bitch forgot her keys in the bar we were in, so she came back in to retreive them... her pants were soaked.... looked like she pissed them. How embarassing.
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Man, I would fingerbash my gusher chicks constantly and just watch it release. It's a thing of beauty.

You ain't lived until a chick stands over you and gushes all over your chest
 
"Man, I would fingerbash my gusher chicks constantly and just watch it release. It's a thing of beauty.

You ain't lived until a chick stands over you and gushes all over your chest"
KBee that is clasic!!!

I like um wet myself.....
 
Go with her and stand in the middle of a large hallway holding a hot dog,
and then move it back and forth.

She should get the hint..
 
slat1 said:
Hell no.
I posted pics of an ex on here once and got a quick email letting me know if they weren't down I was getting sued.
I had no idea she was checking my posts on here or even knew about this place.
Also had no idea she was married.
Crafty bitch!
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FUCK!!! I better find my old thread about my ex lol
 
LOL @ getting sued for posting pics of an ex.

I can't wait for some whore to try that on me.

nekkid ones maybe different, but other than that - if I have the photos they are my property, I am not profiting off them... or I took them from another public domain site.


Sue me, I'll sue you bitch ass back.
 
jh1 said:
LOL @ getting sued for posting pics of an ex.

I can't wait for some whore to try that on me.

nekkid ones maybe different, but other than that - if I have the photos they are my property, I am not profiting off them... or I took them from another public domain site.


Sue me, I'll sue you bitch ass back.
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army_stud's gonna get in here and get all legal on your ass.
 
Y_lifter said:
Go with her and stand in the middle of a large hallway holding a hot dog,
and then move it back and forth.

She should get the hint..
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I was thinking next time they were in mid coitus he could just go "DING DING DING DING diner is served" just a little stronger hint.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
jh1 said:
LOL... why get into the details?

If some girl, and this girl may think exactly this, thinks ur dick is small - how would you want her to handle it?

Send you an email:

Dear Mr. Small Dick:

When you fuck me, I can't even feel the penetration. It's pathetic.

At least have the sensibility to plug my toy in on your way out next time, thumb dick.

Signed,

Ms. Large Vagina
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LMAO, that's funny right there! Sorry Slat, but it was...
That was almost as good as the time N2 got the Elmer Fudd sig...
 
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string_bean00 said:
gushers suck, who wants to change the sheets and shit
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<<<< holds hand up, matter of fact, WAY UP!!
 
I'm not gonna read all the way through these posts, did we ever figure out why the girls pussy is so big?
ATW, where's your "Ass, the other vagina" pic? if you haven't posted it yet...
 
txbondsman said:
I'm not gonna read all the way through these posts, did we ever figure out why the girls pussy is so big?
ATW, where's your "Ass, the other vagina" pic? if you haven't posted it yet...
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No report on causes for the gaping maw just yet.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Not much you can do with that....if you tell her she will never be the same and she'll make sure she tells everybody she knows that you have a needle dick so it saves her the embarrassment.

I dated the chick very briefly smokin hot 5'2 petite, had a waist I could almost wrap my hands all the way around, tight tight little body.......that's where the tightness ended.

I actually debated whether or not my rod would fit, and at 1st it was tight. then 2nd thrust it was like my dick went into some parallel universe.

I swear that was some hockey pokey pussy...I could've stuck my right leg in and shaked it all about.
 
Gymgurl said:
Why are these women so big..I don't get it
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I dont think it has anything to do with how many dudes a chick has been with. that chick I was talking about had only been with like 3 guys including me.

I guess just like some of us men have bigger/smaller wangs, some of you women have looser/tighter funboxes.
 
They've been lying all their life, they are better than you. Nobody else finds it odd all women apparently have only been with 2-5 guys each?
 
some chicks have huge vaginas
i find em sometimes
honestly, and no joke, preperation H helps ALOT
:coffee:
 
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