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myway

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OK, I gotta go to the doc in the morning. It's required by my job every 6 months that I get a full physical. The problem is this:
I have these 2 rash things on my back. Long story short..... our bed broke(for unknown reasons :chomp: ) and we ended up sleeping/having sex on the floor. Anywayz.... I have these 2 rugs burns on my back. It wouldn't really matter except I have been seeing this doc since I was about 10 years old. Kinda ashamed. Every physical, she checks my whole body. I don't want her to see these rug burns(don't fuggin' act like it has never happened to u) and think I'm a superfreak. What can I tell her I got the marks from.... besides the truth. I'm being serious here. Be nice. No funny stuff. Just answer the question. What can I say caused these marks without her thinking something funny?
 
myway said:
OK, I gotta go to the doc in the morning. It's required by my job every 6 months that I get a full physical. The problem is this:
I have these 2 rash things on my back. Long story short..... our bed broke(for unknown reasons :chomp: ) and we ended up sleeping/having sex on the floor. Anywayz.... I have these 2 rugs burns on my back. It wouldn't really matter except I have been seeing this doc since I was about 10 years old. Kinda ashamed. Every physical, she checks my whole body. I don't want her to see these rug burns(don't fuggin' act like it has never happened to u) and think I'm a superfreak. What can I tell her I got the marks from.... besides the truth. I'm being serious here. Be nice. No funny stuff. Just answer the question. What can I say caused these marks without her thinking something funny?
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poison shamrock from your back tattoo.
 
myway said:
Thanx for the advice..... but I don't think she's THAT dumb.
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actually there are many reported cases of alien abduction that ended up with marks and bruises ....
 
Just be honest with her. Seriously, I am annoyed by people who act all ashamed of having sex.
 
...if she questions you about it, why not tell her it might be from you and your man ? honestly , you arn t doing anything to be ashamed of. this is normal stuff we are talkin bout....
 
yeah..I have a few of those nice scars, heehee.
Just say you were wrestling around. Hell it worked for me, well I think it did.
 
I also think you should just be honest with her. She is a medical doctor who has seen it all...believe me, ALL health professionals most probably have, and rug burns are far from the absurd:)
 
LuluDeren said:
I also think you should just be honest with her. She is a medical doctor who has seen it all...believe me, ALL health professionals most probably have, and rug burns are far from the absurd:)
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Seriously. It is not like you are going in there with a torn sphinxter from doing double anal.
 
myway said:
. Just answer the question.
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Please be careful using these words. This is a friendly warning.


I agree with "they're just rug burns". I don't think she'll ask anything more after that.
 
myway said:
OK, I gotta go to the doc in the morning. It's required by my job every 6 months that I get a full physical. The problem is this:
I have these 2 rash things on my back. Long story short..... our bed broke(for unknown reasons :chomp: ) and we ended up sleeping/having sex on the floor. Anywayz.... I have these 2 rugs burns on my back. It wouldn't really matter except I have been seeing this doc since I was about 10 years old. Kinda ashamed.
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1) I'm surprised your job requires a semi-annual physical. Even the Army only needs one every five years.

2) If you're married, you don't have to apologize to anyone for having wild sex with your husband. On the contrary, it is something to be proud of.
 
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BM quoting scripture! :)
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Now YOU KNOW hell is freezing over! :FRlol:








Believe it or not I used to teach sunday school to the littlest of our parish children. Can you just imagine being able to convey the idea of faith to a bunch of 4 year olds? At the age of 14 seemed easy enough for me. :) I never have any trouble with the children. It is the damned adult world that turns my stomach.
 
honestly, if it were me, and the doctor did ask me upfront what happened,. id giggle and say "yeah, i dont know" and then giggle some more, thereby not answering
 
you should laugh a bit, to yourself, while looking up and to your left. then close your eyes momentarily. then look right at her and say, "ok, i'll tell you. but first let's talk about the jews."

then talk about the jews.
 
If she asks, just get down in the floor in a ball-like position and roll around her in circles.

She'll forget all about the question.
 
Doctors, I'm pretty sure, are taught about human reproduction in school. Isn't that what they get paid the big money for? To know all about interesting stuff like fun ways penis and vagina fits together? So what's wrong with looking the doctor in the eye, if they even comment on the marks and saying, "Rug burn," with a smile? I don't care if you have known the doctor since you were 10, you're both grown ups.

Sorta right up there with not buying tampons if the cashier is a guy.
 
Thanx for all of your help. peeps...... but I had to reschedule because I was sleeping when I should have been at the docs. It was that 4ever shift I was on the night before. Maybe the marks will be gone by then.
 
myway said:
Thanx for all of your help. peeps...... but I had to reschedule because I was sleeping when I should have been at the docs. It was that 4ever shift I was on the night before. Maybe the marks will be gone by then.
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Or else you'll have new, more embarrasing ones!
 
you're married! why be ashamed of having sex? its what married people are supposed to do! If I were her, I'd be more worried if you were married and not having sex.

like Bmom said, "the marital bed is undefiled"
 
lol
 
musclemom said:
Doctors, I'm pretty sure, are taught about human reproduction in school. Isn't that what they get paid the big money for? To know all about interesting stuff like fun ways penis and vagina fits together? So what's wrong with looking the doctor in the eye, if they even comment on the marks and saying, "Rug burn," with a smile? I don't care if you have known the doctor since you were 10, you're both grown ups.

Sorta right up there with not buying tampons if the cashier is a guy.
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I didn't ask if I should tell her. I was asking for ideas about what to tell her besides the truth. I understand the whole "adult" angle......but it would be hard for u to give me good advice about when I should and should not lie. I usually hate it when people lie about anything. I talk about it on here all the time. There is a lot about me and my doctor that makes this a special sittuation. Maybe if u knew more about it- u would understand. That's why I didn't ask if I should tell her the truth. I didn't need that question answered.
 
myway said:
I didn't ask if I should tell her. I was asking for ideas about what to tell her besides the truth. I understand the whole "adult" angle......but it would be hard for u to give me good advice about when I should and should not lie. I usually hate it when people lie about anything. I talk about it on here all the time. There is a lot about me and my doctor that makes this a special sittuation. Maybe if u knew more about it- u would understand. That's why I didn't ask if I should tell her the truth. I didn't need that question answered.
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You see, I have a difficult time believing that you're ashamed of admitting to a physician that you enjoy marital relations with a spouse :rolleyes: Most people who aren't ashamed of being seen relatively nude aren't ashamed of admitting they take that nudity out and play with it regularly.

You're covering something up and I just figured out what it is, little girl.
 
musclemom said:
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You see, I have a difficult time believing that you're ashamed of admitting to a physician that you enjoy marital relations with a spouse :rolleyes: Most people who aren't ashamed of being seen relatively nude aren't ashamed of admitting they take that nudity out and play with it regularly.

You're covering something up and I just figured out what it is, little girl.
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Yea. I'm prolly the same around my elders..... and docs, ect as I am on C&C. :rolleyes:
U really outta STFU about what I post because I don't hear anyone else saying anything about it. I will post what I want to post when I want to post it. And WHAT did u just figure out? I'm curious. Post up, inspector gadget.
 
myway said:
Yea. I'm prolly the same around my elders..... and docs, ect as I am on C&C. :rolleyes:
U really outta STFU about what I post because I don't hear anyone else saying anything about it. I will post what I want to post when I want to post it. And WHAT did u just figure out? I'm curious. Post up, inspector gadget.
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way to stand up for yourself!

i dont understand why musclemom cant understand why you act one way around one set of people and another way around another set. people do that all the time! you kind of need to do it to get by in this world! I dont understand why she was accusing you hiding stuff either. thats just mean :(
 
musclemom said:
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You see, I have a difficult time believing that you're ashamed of admitting to a physician that you enjoy marital relations with a spouse :rolleyes: Most people who aren't ashamed of being seen relatively nude aren't ashamed of admitting they take that nudity out and play with it regularly.

You're covering something up and I just figured out what it is, little girl.
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wow..this is gotta be good. share with us, mortals.
 
healother said:
way to stand up for yourself!

i dont understand why musclemom cant understand why you act one way around one set of people and another way around another set. people do that all the time! you kind of need to do it to get by in this world! I dont understand why she was accusing you hiding stuff either. thats just mean :(
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Who knows :rolleyes:
 
I don't really care one way or the other, honey. You have your hobbies, and there's a lot of frustrated fiction writers in the world. Boards like EF are a wonderful outlet for people without sufficient talent to make a living selling their creative writing and that's just fine.

But frankly, any paramedic who can't come up with a logical explanation for ANY type of injury is going to raise the eyebrow of anyone with a suspicious mind.

Tell ya what dear, why don't you tell me why I find it weird that you would have had blood embedded in your diamond engagement ring when you were on call for the UFC fight?

Quick, name me four blood bourne illnesses that anyone in the medical industry has a healthy respect for.

Look, like I said, whatever turns you on honey. You have a history of turning viciously on anyone calling you out as an alter, you'll probably get nasty with me (for the record, I actually don't think you're an alter, I just think you're a standard embellisher). What sucks is that I have to roll and get back to work myself or we could have a fun little scuffle :evil: But I have to say, the nastier you get to me for just saying "um, that sounds a bit odd" the more I wonder what's you're so riled about.

Now you go scoop up some brains off the highway or something :qt:
 
musclemom said:
I don't really care one way or the other, honey. You have your hobbies, and there's a lot of frustrated fiction writers in the world. Boards like EF are a wonderful outlet for people without sufficient talent to make a living selling their creative writing and that's just fine.

But frankly, any paramedic who can't come up with a logical explanation for ANY type of injury is going to raise the eyebrow of anyone with a suspicious mind.

Tell ya what dear, why don't you tell me why I find it weird that you would have had blood embedded in your diamond engagement ring when you were on call for the UFC fight?

Quick, name me four blood bourne illnesses that anyone in the medical industry has a healthy respect for.

Look, like I said, whatever turns you on honey. You have a history of turning viciously on anyone calling you out as an alter, you'll probably get nasty with me (for the record, I actually don't think you're an alter, I just think you're a standard embellisher). What sucks is that I have to roll and get back to work myself or we could have a fun little scuffle :evil: But I have to say, the nastier you get to me for just saying "um, that sounds a bit odd" the more I wonder what's you're so riled about.

Now you go scoop up some brains off the highway or something :qt:
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a bit harsh....what are you trying to infer, so we , the mortals, get get the elusive picture...
 
Nobledude said:
a bit harsh....what are you trying to infer, so we , the mortals, get get the elusive picture...
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i think she said she had to run off for work.
i guess we have to wait for her answer :(
 
This thread took a turn for the worst.

At least I'm still fucken awesome.
 
I don't know where she's trying to go with this. Honestly, I'm starting to think she's just nutz..... no biggie.
It almost seems like she's saying she does not think I'm a paramedic. Or maybe she's saying paramedics don't get bloody or get blood on their stuff? Who knows. Maybe she doesn't read the paper. If she does think I'm a paramedic but thinks I'm embellishing stories..... WTF does she think paramedics do all day? Hmmmmm....maybe we aren't even real at all. Maybe this is all just a big dream...
Well, I guess it's good to know that I am so unbelievable. :rolleyes: I'm bored. :Popcorn:
 
chilidog0425 said:
what is that latest thumb of?
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That's me. As a pretend paramedic. In a pretend ambulance. Or actually, the ambulance is real. The EMT next to me is real. They just let me dress up and hang out for the day because I am such a big fan. Don't I just look thrilled? :rolleyes:
 
Sorry. u ain't really missing much. MM already enlarged the good one in her"callin me out" attempt, lol. It's kinda hawt when it's THAT big. Gonna show the pic to my hubby when he gets home. Thanx, mm. I would give u some k for it.... but im starting to think u don't like me. I will be ok.
 
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