Seinfeld: Funniest Scenes

[alex2678]

Still watch the reruns all the time. This has to be one of the few shows that I laugh at no matter how many times I've seen each episode.

-When George has to read a book for his book club and decides to rent the movie instead. The movie is already rented to he goes to the family's house to watch it with them. Then he tells them to keep quiet and complains that the girl stole his seat on the couch.

-That guy Jimmy who keeps refering himself to "Jimmy" all through the show.

-Elaine's boyfriend who keeps asking for a high five after everything.

-Kramer falling asleep in the tanning bed, then he has a date with a black girl later on in the evening to meet her family.

-Jerry doesn't want to go out with the girl with the sausage fingers.

-Kramer taking the Karate class with a bunch of little kids. "We're all on the same skill level Jerry."

So many...

 

[goldengirl101]

*Their friend with the ugly baby in the Hamptons "You gotta see the baby"
*The Puffy Shirt
*The guy Elaine dated, "Close Talker"
*When Elaine takes George's father to nail shop to translate "You stopped short with me?"

 

[thewanderer690]

The one where Jerry got caught takin a piss in a parking garage

Also the one where Cramer took all the clothing preservative packs out of the clothes at that Peruvian clothing store and then dropped one in the chip dip

The one with cramer and the japanese tourists

Cramer's Hot tub

The woman with the bra who made Cramer have a car wreck

George leaving his car at work overnight lol so they thought he was there working

 

[vansmack2000]

"who doesnt want to wear the ribbon?"

 

[goldengirl101]

"who doesnt want to wear the ribbon?"

I don't remember this. Which is it?

 

[goldengirl101]

When Goerge had the great idea to leave shit behind at the girl's house so that he could ask her out again. "COSTANZA" with the "By Mennen" tune.

I love this stuff!!!

 

[alex2678]

When Kramer decides to wear jeans for the first time and he can't get them off. Then he has an audition with the midget at night and keeps falling over. At the end they show him in the shadows walking like a monster scaring the little kid.

Jerry won't go out with a girl again because he saw her squatting down to pick something up when she was naked.

George: "It's amazing how they have two nuts named after people...Hazel and Filbert."

Jerry buys his father a #1 Dad shirt and goes to visit him in Florida. The other old people think he's bragging and keep challenging him to lift something heavy. Then they all keep throwing their backs out.

That guy Popey, who owns the restaurant, pees on Jerry's couch.

Kramer and those peaches that only come in season a few weeks out of the year.

 

[goldengirl101]

* The one where they parked George's dad's car in handicapped spot at the mall and people trashed the car.
* When George gets into the argument with that little guys over the parellel parking.

 

[goldengirl101]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

 

[vansmack2000]

I don't remember this. Which is it?

the HIV walk and the 2 tough guys.