See how ya'll do a brotha?

[chesty]

How about my ex-wife? She got about 60 extra pounds and she is as white as they come.

 

[gotmilk]

I'd settle for a 40oz and a phat booty white gurl with low self esteem.

That's why I love your cousins...they horde all the fat ugly chicks that I'm not interested in anyhow.

 

[Smurfy]

A black man tried to seduce me at the grocery store this morning as I was buying school supplies.
Damn you wanna by MY school supplies?
Damn you got a sister?
You got a man? YOu got a boyfriend?("Um Im married")
You married?
He black? ("No")
He mexican? ("No, he's just a white guy")
Oh, cuz you thick. White guys usually like them (make hand movements straight up and down)
("skinny stick figures?")
If he ever tell you to lose weight, tell him to get lost. Damn girl.
(giggle, walk away)

 

[jnevin]

A black man tried to seduce me at the grocery store this morning as I was buying school supplies.
Damn you wanna by MY school supplies?
Damn you got a sister?
You got a man? YOu got a boyfriend?("Um Im married")
You married?
He black? ("No")
He mexican? ("No, he's just a white guy")
Oh, cuz you thick. White guys usually like them (make hand movements straight up and down)
("skinny stick figures?")
If he ever tell you to lose weight, tell him to get lost. Damn girl.
(giggle, walk away)

Sediuction is calling someone husky? I'd get my ass whooped.

 

[gotmilk]

LMAO at Smurfy being called chunky

 

[Delinquent]

I'd settle for a 40oz and a phat booty white gurl with low self esteem.

Did you watch the Brazil vs USA Volleyball match the other day? It was ghetto booty galore.

 

[Smurfy]

Sediuction is calling someone husky? I'd get my ass whooped.

lol he didnt call me husky. he said thick. thick means sexy in black man talk@!!!!!!!!!!!!!