Seal the singer = gorgous?

[georgie24]

he must be if the super model klum is having his baby


you ladies think he's a stud

 

[KillahBee]

Looks don't matter as much as you think for women

 

[Sub-Zero]

hes a burn victim right

 

[PICK3]

The moral is fuck up your face and you can marry a supermodel too.

 

[georgie24]

what happend to his face??

 

[stilleto]

he's a great singer
he's successful
he's tall and lean
he's soft spoken

according to his wife, he's a great father
and do *I* find him hideous? no. i think he has some appeal. I don't know if i'd think that if he came to clean my gutters, but eh. i'm being honest.

 

[PICK3]

he's a great singer
he's successful
he's tall and lean
he's soft spoken

according to his wife, he's a great father
and do *I* find him hideous? no. i think he has some appeal. I don't know if i'd think that if he came to clean my gutters, but eh. i'm being honest.

^^^
classist!

 

[stilleto]

^^^
classist!

would "clean my pool" be a better example?

 

[Jon79]

i am butt ugly and i still get laid

 

[PICK3]

i am butt ugly and i still get laid

Yeah, but do you nail Heidi Klum level kitty?

 

[Jon79]

yes

 

[nimbus]

pics

 

[NJjuice22]

he's got talent , money, and probably a 10" schlong. thats prolly why. ...chicks probably get wet as October when you can sing that "kiss from a rose" shit to them.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41LYparBmw

 

[NJjuice22]

hes a burn victim right

He had A skin disease called "Discoid Lupus Erythematosus" as a kid.

 

[PICK3]

He had A skin disease called "Discoid Lupus Erythematosus" as a kid.

But you don't need that disease to marry a super model. Just take a jaggered coke bottle your face and you'll be walking down the aisle in no time.

 

[velvett]

I've always thought he had great sex appeal.

 

[Yarg!]

i have a blurry 1 inch scar down my face from the time this girl scratched me in grade 8. i wonder if ill get laid because of it.

 

[jackangel]

he's clearly the object of desire for any white, blonde woman.

 

[NJjuice22]

to me its no different than an ugly rocker/singer like Rod Stewart or that skinny jesus looking dude from the Black Crowes getting a hot chick. ....those guys are a fucking mess and they score top notch poon.

 

[georgie24]

i never knew whats up with his face

does it leak puss?

is it contagious?


can you peel the scabs off??

 

[Yarg!]

i am actually more confused at usher's popularity than seals. usher has one of the ugliest faces known to man. he looks like a tapir with his nose.

 

[stilleto]

btw, ^^^ is 100 x better than mike tyson for example, who also gets model type of women, and is an obnoxious, violent, idiot.

so yeah, seal is appealing.

 

[georgie24]

dudes face looks like a frying pan

 

[NJjuice22]

someone tell me how this trainwreck scores supermodels galore!

 

[Yarg!]

someone tell me how this trainwreck scores supermodels galore!

he didnt look so bad younger and he can sing.

here is a successful formula for pulling tail:

ability to sing
money
clothes

 

[georgie24]

someone tell me how this trainwreck scores supermodels galore!

dudes neck looks like a slab of bolonga

 

[NJjuice22]

you only need to have 1 of about 5 things to score hot poon...

1. Very good looks
2. very good game
3. money
4. fame
5. be hung like a horse


if you have more than 1 of those...its like shooting fish in a barrel.

 

[Yarg!]

you only need to have 1 of about 5 things to score hot poon...

1. Very good looks
2. very good game
3. money
4. fame
5. be hung like a horse


if you have more than 1 of those...its like shooting fish in a barrel.

how can bitches know youre hung liek a horse? unless you wear spandex, but thats not gonna happen unless you want to get arrested. or what youre gonna walk up to them and tell them? they'll just laugh at you.

 

[NJjuice22]

how can bitches know youre hung liek a horse? unless you wear spandex, but thats not gonna happen unless you want to get arrested. or what youre gonna walk up to them and tell them? they'll just laugh at you.

hoes talk to each other.

 

[Yarg!]

hoes talk to each other.

true but to get into the circle you first gotta infiltrate, but its gonna take alot more than a giant cock to do so.

 

[georgie24]

luckily i have 1-5

 

[stilleto]

you guys can't compare rock stars ability to score women to your own insignificant selves.

for LOTS of reasons, including:
they have fame, popularity, rich circles, thick wallets, success, AND people like rod stewart and mick jaeger will always be thought of looking like they did when they were younger.

 

[Sassy69]

And then there's just that Rock Star Mystique.....

 

[georgie24]

so that skin disease he has is not contagious?

 

[heatherrae]

hes a burn victim right

I heard that those are ritualistic facial scars as a rite of passage into manhood where he was from.

 

[jackangel]

so that skin disease he has is not contagious?

bro, you're letting me down with all these questions.

 

[heatherrae]

you only need to have 1 of about 5 things to score hot poon...

1. Very good looks
2. very good game
3. money
4. fame
5. be hung like a horse


if you have more than 1 of those...its like shooting fish in a barrel.

Men have no idea what women really look for.

 

[mountain muscle]

Men have no idea what women really look for.

So true.

33 years and I have no clue.

 

[Alpine]

Men have no idea what women really look for.

Then what's your 1 - 5 qualities you look for in a man?

 

[OfficerNate]

He's so hot, I just want to pull down his pants and lick that big ole.....oh wait, I'm not Pick3.

 

[sardonicone]

he's got talent , money, and probably a 10" schlong. thats prolly why. ...chicks probably get wet as October when you can sing that "kiss from a rose" shit to them.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41LYparBmw

I'll test this out next time I'm out on the town.

 

[manny78]

The moral is fuck up your face and you can marry a supermodel too.

As long as you have lots of $$$...