Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
Science Corner -- Six Beer Theory
- Thread starter JohnnyO
- Start date
M
May1010
Guest
Confirms my theory! Actually, though, I thought it was a six-pack and a joint!
LegBreaker
New member
LOL Johnny O that was funny as hell.... Now I know why I drink Scotch and not Bud... all I want is another drink
that was so wrong... LOL. I dont drink bud, Im a Miller Light man, dat kinda shit dont happen... 
FrankRizzo
New member
Those guys were SOOOO gay before they even thought about drinking a single damn beer
W
Warik
Guest
"Bill and Jason meet for the first time with a hearty handshake." uhh that total combined gayness in that picture is beyond human comprehension. These guys were clearly gay before any beer. =)
Picking up straight guys from a touch football game? Come on... we all know real men play tackle. =)
This experiment is flawed.
-Warik
Picking up straight guys from a touch football game? Come on... we all know real men play tackle. =)
This experiment is flawed.
-Warik
M
May1010
Guest
Warik is skinny - It wouldn't even take a six pack! Give Warik a couple of gulps of a Bud Lite and he'll be on his knees in a heart beat!
The Ranger
New member
Ranger's Words on beer and beer goggles, it's actually quite simple actually....
Here in the Mountains we use Beer to rate our women, and yes we use the Budweiser Scale for it
What's the Budweiser Scale you ask????
My Simple Answer:
How many fucking Clydesdale's it would take to drag that bitch off my face.....Simple enough
Ranger
Here in the Mountains we use Beer to rate our women, and yes we use the Budweiser Scale for it
What's the Budweiser Scale you ask????
My Simple Answer:
How many fucking Clydesdale's it would take to drag that bitch off my face.....Simple enough
Ranger
W
Warik
Guest
... as if the influence of a mere mortal were enough to get me drunk - hah! Good luck.
And May, just cause I don't weigh over 200lbs doesn't mean I'm skinny. What would you call a 130lb guy, then? Skinny too? Can't compare man... what about a 200lb guy and a 500lb fatass? "Big?" Still no comparison... besides, you and I are around the same bodyweight anyway I believe.
Oh yeah, and beer tastes like shit. At least give me something to distinguish me from America's corrupted youth.
-Warik
And May, just cause I don't weigh over 200lbs doesn't mean I'm skinny. What would you call a 130lb guy, then? Skinny too? Can't compare man... what about a 200lb guy and a 500lb fatass? "Big?" Still no comparison... besides, you and I are around the same bodyweight anyway I believe.
Oh yeah, and beer tastes like shit. At least give me something to distinguish me from America's corrupted youth.
-Warik
W
Warik
Guest
uh. no.
I'll have some water, please.
-Warik
I'll have some water, please.
-Warik
satanic goatslayer
New member
6 beers? Are these guys post-op transexuals? Who gets lit off of 6 beers?
They should change it to a quart of shine and a hit of H.
They should change it to a quart of shine and a hit of H.
M
May1010
Guest
Kayne is coming to town at the end of the month ... I plan on seeing if the 6-beer theory really works.
W
Warik
Guest
I think you have too many "t"s going on there, buddy.
-Warik
-Warik
fiatconspiracy
New member
yeah who the hell can get drunk on 6 beers? that is insane, fucking cheap dates , maybe 24 beers, but then you cant get a hard on, so maybe a moot point, (insert shakespear quote)
the amount of beer it would take to get a straight man to fuck another man would be the amount of beer it would take to kill him
the amount of beer it would take to get a straight man to fuck another man would be the amount of beer it would take to kill him
Similar threads
