foreigngirl said:its not night yet.
Is CastroBD gonna get laid off?
But, yeah, wonderfull day here at Metro Detroit too. Sunny, warm, I was driving with my window down and didnt feel like coming home at all. Driving around was a bliss![]()
hamstershaver said:cleaning around the pool? what are you going to do get the zamboni out?
gotmilk said:Is CastroBD gonna get laid off?
Was your penis still hitting the steering wheel?

Beachbum1546 said:Just back from work 5 minutes ago. I have two chicken breasts on the George Foreman and some brown rice cooking.
CaliGirl said:I perfected my protien bar recipe today, I'm so proud of myself...
k, give me a few and I'll post it. I'm multi tasking, kinda tough for a blond.pervis ellison said:share the wealth

StickFigure said:I'm in 'till I'm out.
thanks bud, it should be a pretty sweet nightdiesel gli said:good luck on the tail hunt...![]()
superqt4u2nv said:No life here![]()
JavaGuru said:Damn, how many times I have to tell you peeps! Feisty looks TOTALLY underage in her avatar..don't hit on underaged girls! Damned pervs!![]()
pervis ellison said:kinda like "I'm gonna live my life until I die?"
u get the email?

Yeah but her avatar looks no older than 12 you perv...theoak01 said:pfft legal age in canada is 14 so suck on it
Damn..wish i could give you K....theoak01 said:lol ok ya caught me im such a sick freak

FEISTY11975 said:Hey now...I am 2 going on 3. Give me a chance here
theoak01 said:lol ok ya caught me im such a sick freak
StickFigure said:Hey Oak, she just told me to remind you about broken legs or some shit like that. I don't know.
theoak01 said:lol i dont get this one,im sure it was part of our conversation at one point in time,she is kinda violent bro,always threatening me and shit.

CaliGirl said:CG's Bars
this is a WAY easy recipe and has many variations.
preheat oven to 350
Peanut Butter version
1/2 cup ANPB if it's cold you will have to soften it up a bit in the micro, just dont get it runny.
3/4 package silken (soft) lowfat tufo about 10-11 ounces. whipped up
2 egg whites, beaten
2 tblspoons honey or you can use splenda for lower carb, no sugar factor... 2-3 packets, if you like a sweeter bar you can add more.
3 scoops vanilla protien powder, I use twinlab 100% whey which makes it a bit wetter batter, if you use soy, you will need less oat flour.
1/2 cup natural applesauce, no added sugar
1/2 cup whole oats
1/2 cup oat flour
I also add 1/4 cup chopped dried plums... prunes... chopped up very small, they add a really nice taste and some potassium.
mix all the wet stuff together, then add in the protien powder... last comes the oats and the flour slowly add the flour till you get a brownie batter consistancy.....
spray an 8x8 pan with veggie oil and coat with oat flour. put in the over for 20-30 minutes.
monitor closely!!! oven temps vary!! The bars should brown on the top just a bit, but the middle will still be a little wet when tested with a knife. Tofu hardens upon cooling.
let cool completely in the pan then cut into ten bars. you can get your exact amounts of carbs, protien and fat when you cut into the sizes you want... take the bars and divide by the totals...viola!
the ones I listed are made with honey.
118 cals
22g pro
7g carbs
.5 fat
I also made vanilla berry
I subbed the ANPB w/ 1/2 cup mixed raspberries/blueberries
and added 2tsp vanilla extract. oh, my god!!
you can sub whatever you want, in place of PB, also add c chips, nuts... chocolate is made by using chocolate protien powder and adding 1/4 c hershey powder.
these are dense bars, and keep in the fridge for up to two weeks in an airtight plastic container, but mine don't last more than two days.
I hope I included everything.....
theoak01 said:i do everyday ,im worried your gonna send a hitman

theoak01 said:lol that worries me even more since its warmed up enough here that i think you could make it up here without freezing

theoak01 said:lol that worries me even more since its warmed up enough here that i think you could make it up here without freezing
StickFigure said:LOL! Yeah, anything colder than 30 deg F. and her blood freezes up and she breaks.
FEISTY11975 said:Watch your back bitch![]()
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pervis ellison said:holy lean labrada! i didnt think you were serious
theoak01 said:well its warmer then that here

FEISTY11975 said:30 shit thats still too cold for me
I am comfortable at about 65 degrees
any colder than that and I am hurting! I love Louisiana
yesterday it was 73 degrees...I had on shorts and a spaghetti strap shirt and was still warm
StickFigure said:Eeerrr yeah, you're def in trouble then. If it gets cold again, she'll just send me. But I have a feeling we'll just end up having a beer together.![]()
CaliGirl said:fuck an A! these are award winners........ didn't take me long to get it right, i'm a kitchen chemist. These are good because the ease of which you can do variations.
theoak01 said:sorry all my money is being saved for mine and sticks bender,lots of vodka and redbull and jager bombs
coldblue1955 said:i'm here
theoak01 said:sorry all my money is being saved for mine and sticks bender,lots of vodka and redbull and jager bombs
pervis ellison said:If you were plat i'd give you karma..nice work. hows cali? i'm flying back monday.

pervis ellison said:this is the first time in 2 weeks i've seen what you've typed in a post.

StickFigure said:Don't forget the Redheaded Sluts!!![]()
StickFigure said:Don't forget the Redheaded Sluts!!![]()
theoak01 said:ill tell you what i tell my other non single friends when we go out
i didnt see shit,then i cover my eyes
StickFigure said:LOL!! It's a drink you two!!
Yeager, Goldschlager, and cranberry in a shot tumbler.
Yeager, iccch, blech, ptooie, cough medicine ... CABO that's the shit ... Cabo Wabo. Damn I wish that shit didn't cost $50 a bottle.StickFigure said:LOL!! It's a drink you two!!
Yeager, Goldschlager, and cranberry in a shot tumbler.
FEISTY11975 said:Oh dayum
I don't get out much
StickFigure said:Don't forget the Redheaded Sluts!!![]()
theoak01 said:dont feel bad,i worked in a bar for 3 yrs and didnt know that,your still da shit
foreigngirl said:you call redheaded girls sluts again and you deal with me mister![]()
MuscleMom said:Yeager, iccch, blech, ptooie, cough medicine ... CABO that's the shit ... Cabo Wabo. Damn I wish that shit didn't cost $50 a bottle.
I'm here, about to go check the thread I started about the mouse in my basement ...
Hubby has a new computer program to plan home renovations (among other things). He's measuring stuff ...
pervis ellison said:those are good chick shots...
if i smell soco and lime one more time i'm gonna throw up the golden retriever i hate last night

foreigngirl said:you call redheaded girls sluts again and you deal with me mister![]()
StickFigure said:STFU red and get back in my room!!
foreigngirl said:if I do, you know you'll be leaving that place without any legs, right?

foreigngirl said:if I do, you know you'll be leaving that place without any legs, right?

theoak01 said:can i have movie rights?

foreigngirl said:if I do, you know you'll be leaving that place without any legs, right?
pervis ellison said:redheaded sluts are shots...liquor shots..
and the golden retriever was playing up the old joke about asians eating dogs
foreigngirl said:thanks. Sometimes I feel so stupid cause I am not used to the humor in the States
JavaGuru said:Listen, feisty looks underage ...we should ban her for the sake of EF!![]()
j/k luv ya babe...
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