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Went to a strip club.
As we walked in the girl on stage went nuts over my buddy and totally stopped paying attention to the loser giving her money.
Apparently, the loser was upset about it. He said something to my buddy and punched him in the shoulder.
At that point my buddy decided not to go to jail and leave the guy alone.
One minute later the girl is on his lap with her tits in my buddies face.
The loser comes over and puts a flower between my buddies face and the girls.
My buddy told the guy he had two choices.
1. He could go outside with him and wind up in a dumpster.
2. He could go in the corner with him and make out! LOL
That settled down when one of my buddies put some chicks lip liner in his own eye. Then he squeezed a lime into his eye. Then he dumped a salt shaker in it.
One of the girls climbed over another person at the table. Her stuff was about and inch from the doods face. He told that was the most restraint her ever showed and didn't think he could do it again.
She put her stuff back in his face and he wound up doing some things he now regrets.
His tongue was numb for two days for some reason.
From there another buddy whipped his clothes off and danced on stage with the girls completely naked. Apparently, the AC was on very high up there.
All that happened between 5pm and 7pm.
This is my life.
As we walked in the girl on stage went nuts over my buddy and totally stopped paying attention to the loser giving her money.
Apparently, the loser was upset about it. He said something to my buddy and punched him in the shoulder.
At that point my buddy decided not to go to jail and leave the guy alone.
One minute later the girl is on his lap with her tits in my buddies face.
The loser comes over and puts a flower between my buddies face and the girls.
My buddy told the guy he had two choices.
1. He could go outside with him and wind up in a dumpster.
2. He could go in the corner with him and make out! LOL
That settled down when one of my buddies put some chicks lip liner in his own eye. Then he squeezed a lime into his eye. Then he dumped a salt shaker in it.
One of the girls climbed over another person at the table. Her stuff was about and inch from the doods face. He told that was the most restraint her ever showed and didn't think he could do it again.
She put her stuff back in his face and he wound up doing some things he now regrets.
His tongue was numb for two days for some reason.
From there another buddy whipped his clothes off and danced on stage with the girls completely naked. Apparently, the AC was on very high up there.
All that happened between 5pm and 7pm.
This is my life.
