Satisfaction Guaranted !

[BigPapaPump]

I am pleased to announce that I have created a new business opportunity (looking for a few partners too).

The bisiness name is I.A.L.M.F.A.O.A.Y.S.N.

The goal of this business is to provide the following:

Absolute guaranted shipment of any product, or your money back.

Absolute guaranted delevery of any product, or your money back.

Absolute next day service, or your money back.

In other words, if you are not absolutely satisfied with our product or our service, I will cheefully refund your money and even give you an extra 10% !

I will even price match your lowest price !

Now in order to make sure that I can fullfill all of your demands, the fee's for this guaranted service will be as follows:

$1000.00 handling fee on any order
$1000.00 to respond to your emails
$1000.00 non refundable processing fee, per order

I'm sure that you will agree that this is a very valuable service that everyone could feel safe in using.

In order to take advantage of this service, you must act now, so I can plan my next vacation. Send no checks or credit cards now, CASH ONLY to:

I Am Laughing My Fucking Ass Off At You Stupid Newbies

I.A.L.M.F.A.O.A.Y.S.N.
PO BOX OU812
Never Never Land, 90210

BPP

Sorry toepiss, I'm not really making fun of your situation, you just handled it wrong. I hate to see anyone ripped off.

 

[MUSTANG_18]

LMFAO!!! My god, It's good to be back heh heh heh

M18

 

[el cubano]

Although I am laughing my ass off, you know that all the flames and hate posts are coming. I can just see it now, all the other boards are going to be talking shit about us now (like they don't already LOL)

 

[MUSTANG_18]

Although I am laughing my ass off, you know that all the flames and hate posts are coming. I can just see it now, all the other boards are going to be talking shit about us now (like they don't already LOL)

hahaha I'm with ya bud, I can see it now...Let em talk though, it's all good cause it's never stopped us before and Elite is still going strong after all this time and will continue to do so...Let the haters talk all the shit they want

M18

 

[Mike P.T.]

WOW when can I make the first order!!!!

 

[1Banshee]

LMAO

El Cubano,
Fuck those people if they can't take a joke!!! We all know as they do this is the best board on the net!!! Yes, I am a member and post on a few others and they are good boards. I can say though that no where else on the net have I found the knowledge, experience and willingness to help that I have found here. Yep, we have our problems but I believe that goes with the territory of having 29000+ members....

 

[MUSTANG_18]

WOW when can I make the first order!!!!

NOOOOPPPE! I already placed my first order 5 min ago

M18

 

[Mike P.T.]

NOOOOPPPE! I already placed my first order 5 min ago

M18

Damn you!!! Hehehe good to have you back bro. It wasn't the same without you here.

 

[Swoleyoley]

what a rip of my guys processing fee is only 999

 

[Zyglamail]

I am pleased to announce that I have created a new business opportunity (looking for a few partners too).

Hell, according to some people all the mods here are allready your partners.....oh wait, but we dont gurantee shipment like we should, my bad.

Hilarious read BPP.

 

[MUSTANG_18]

Damn you!!! Hehehe good to have you back bro. It wasn't the same without you here.

hahaha Thanks bud, It's good to be back with mah bro's again..It's been to long

M18

 

[el cubano]

what a rip of my guys processing fee is only 999

Hey, is that you in your avatar?

 

[gilly6993-recreatedbygeorge]

Do you have any references or are you backed by any of the other MODS????

 

[BigPapaPump]

Do you have any references or are you backed by any of the other MODS????

Gilly inorder to properly respond to your request for ref's, I will need you to submit the proper fee's.

$1000.00 to respond to your emails
$1000.00 non refundable processing fee, per order

You can find the addy above. Please don't delay as this is a limited offer !

As an extra special bonus, I will even include 100 used pins for the amazing low price of $1000.00



BPP

 

[Twitched]

that joke wasn't really funny..:-/, unless it is an inside thing.

 

[gilly6993-recreatedbygeorge]

Gilly inorder to properly respond to your request for ref's, I will need you to submit the proper fee's.

$1000.00 to respond to your emails
$1000.00 non refundable processing fee, per order

You can find the addy above. Please don't delay as this is a limited offer !

As an extra special bonus, I will even include 100 used pins for the amazing low price of $1000.00



BPP

I would also like a list...I have sent you $2000 for the information. Thank you....

 

[Zyglamail]

Gilly inorder to properly respond to your request for ref's, I will need you to submit the proper fee's.

$1000.00 to respond to your emails
$1000.00 non refundable processing fee, per order

You can find the addy above. Please don't delay as this is a limited offer !

As an extra special bonus, I will even include 100 used pins for the amazing low price of $1000.00



BPP

LOL, stop it your killing me

 

[WCP]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Bro you got my sides hurting on that one..

Although this is going to get the "mods dont care about members getting fucked" responses.....

Ya know it seems to me if we werent doing a good job elite wouldnt have the tens of thousands of members it does?...hmmmmm....

Too damn funny,
WCP

 

[Frackal]

Dont trust this fuckin' guy!!!! I sent him 10 thousand dollars for 10 emails, I only got fucking 3, and two of them were nothing but gay porn advertisements! I think all the mods are in on this one!!!

 

[BigGuns2]

Are you over seas or domestic? Will you reship if customs snags your order?

 

[gilly6993-recreatedbygeorge]

Are you over seas or domestic? Will you reship if customs snags your order?

Excellent questions but he requires $1000 per question...Well worth it given the turnaround time...

 

[Diz]

do I send cash or can I send western union?hehehe.

remember,we were all new at one time.

 

[WormAAA77]

I think I missed the joke. however, it does sound like one of spellwins gimmicks to go platinum.

 

[Maxx Out]

Too fuckin' funny! I don't know to cry or laugh!

 

[BigPapaPump]

Dont trust this fuckin' guy!!!! I sent him 10 thousand dollars for 10 emails, I only got fucking 3, and two of them were nothing but gay porn advertisements! I think all the mods are in on this one!!!

You failed to send the required $1000.00 non refundable processing fee, per order. You have reverse scammed me.

I will wait 10 seconds for your reply. If I do not get said reply I will have no choice but to post you as a bad customer on my secret bad customer web site.

As this has also required another email on my behalf, your additional fee's will also be added to your origianl un-paid balance.

BPP

 

[solidspine]

I would like to be your business manager.

 

[str8cubano]

sounds fishy, but i'll give it a shot

 

[gilly6993-recreatedbygeorge]

You failed to send the required $1000.00 non refundable processing fee, per order. You have reverse scammed me.

I will wait 10 seconds for your reply. If I do not get said reply I will have no choice but to post you as a bad customer on my secret bad customer web site.

As this has also required another email on my behalf, your additional fee's will also be added to your origianl un-paid balance.

BPP

Too funny....