Satanic Goatslayer....

[Shrebly]

See what happens when the Goth's go to Glamor Shots?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Their heads would make excellent bowling balls.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Your brains would make excellent beef patties.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Your brains would make excellent beef patties.

Are you talking to me?

Because if so, I only have one brain, and as I am human, I would not classify as beef.

If you weren't talking to me, disregard this post.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

Brains.....people reffer to a brain as plural when they're not talking about it being in your head. For example "He blew is brains out"

Bite me Goat boy. :þ

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I love making friends.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I'll only be your friend if you sacrafice a llama in my honor.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

No can do.

I haven't practiced a live sacrifice (non-human) in quite some time.

I'll stab a christian for you though.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I have an ex-boyfriend that is christian....will that work?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Tie him up and render him unconscious. Now send him to me via Fed-Ex.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

There's no FedEx in my village.....how bout UPS?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

They've got me blacklisted.

Oh well. Easy come easy go.

 

[ROIDJUNKIE]

Tie him up and render him unconscious. Now send him to me via Fed-Ex.

NO SOURCE POSTING

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Don't tell the mods. They got me last week for the formaldehyde source.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I heard they got Wodin for Viagra.

 

[ROIDJUNKIE]

Do not buy dead humans on the web...........If you do make sure you write RETURN TO SENDER on there forehead and wait a few days when they come in the mail

 

[satanic goatslayer]

That's just common sense. Also, NEVER sign for a dead body.