Satanic Goatslayer; why dont you tell us about yourself, I have some questions for yo

[Balls of Steel]

Satanic Goatslayer, the hilarious guy that he is, is a mystery to me.

SG, my nigga, my numba one stunna, let me have the honor of asking you some questions.

Here they are nigga':

1. How old are you?

2. Do you workout, if so how long?

3. What is your job, if you have one?

4. What is your race?

5. Are you gay, bi, or straight?

6. Are you a goth?

That is all for now my nigga'. I want to see if you can actually answer them. Not in a smartass way, just answer them. I dont want to hear some shit about how you abort fetuses in a chinese graveyard, I want the truth.

Hows it sound nigga? You going to answer Mr. BOS' questions niggs?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

1. How old are you?

Older than you. Go slit your wrists.

2. Do you workout, if so how long?

5 years. Please hang yourself.

3. What is your job, if you have one?

I herd sheep. Replace your clearasil with muriatic acid.

4. What is your race?

Mutt. Have your mother drown you in your car (Big Wheel or otherwise)

5. Are you gay, bi, or straight?

Straight. Contract AIDS and wither away to your death.

6. Are you a goth?

No. I've answered that 1,000,234 times for you. Buy some glasses and then shatter the lenses and attempt to disembowel yourself.

There you go.

 

[Burnboy]

bos do me a favor and go die

 

[Balls of Steel]

Here is some more for my numba one stunna.

1. How many years have you been on this earth?

2. Are you married?

3. What state do you live in (or country)?

4. How much can you benchpress (lbs)?

5. Do you titty fuck your sheep?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Sorry.

I have, and always have enforced, a strict one reply rule to those afflicted with mental illnesses/developmental delays/retardation.

Like the chink in the corner store said to the white heathen, "You no come to sto no mo."

 

[spentagn]

How would one go about "titty fucking" sheep? SG, if you have any pictures on this one, it'd really help me out. Thanks.

 

[raft]

B.O.S.,
Wait till you discover girls, its a whole new world!

 

[Balls of Steel]

B.O.S.,
Wait till you discover girls, its a whole new world!

They have tities, or so I hear.

 

[doc_pup]

BOS, i just wanted to clarify, its number one stunta, not stunna, its just that all the members of the cash money millionares have a lisp and can't properly enunciate the word.

 

[sheez_ripped]

Mr. Goatslayer, sir....please...

i would seriously like to know the answers to these questions....you are certainly intriguing....