Satanic Goatslayer: Please Go To KFC

[Frackal]

...and engage in bloody mayhem, and then write me a synopsis of what took place please. Preferably kill customers to employees. If you do this Captain Awesome will volunteer to be your next 'goat.' Thank you.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

C'est coincidence!

I was planning on going there tomorrow evening. One of the employees owes me some money. So I may need to kill one employee, and then perhaps I'll move on to the customers.

Thunderwave would make a more suitable goat, in my opinion.

 

[decem]

that'd taste better than whats usually served there.

 

[harmonic]

if you kill any black folk make sure you take him back and carve him into steaks. id pay top dollar for a negro tenderloin.

Thats just sick!

 

[TheSalami]

sounds delicious