Satanic Goatslayer impersonation

[Citruscide]

Ok, the much anticipated satanic goat slayer cronicals now have a picture to go along with it.

C

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

 

[HappyScrappy]

again I am amused by the plethora of accessories you have on hand for these pics

 

[Citruscide]

again I am amused by the plethora of accessories you have on hand for these pics

It's all about the props...

Any other suggestions?

C

 

[velvett]

It's all about the props...

Any other suggestions?

C

Ouuuuuuuuuuuu


DO ME, DO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I'm still waiting for my surprise

 

[musclebrains]

It's all about the props...

Any other suggestions?

C

spell check. GS has flawless grammar and spelling.

 

[Warik]

I would like to be impersonated.

-Warik

 

[smallmovesal]

spell check. GS has flawless grammar and spelling.

word up

 

[musclebrains]

I believe Mr. Ccide will need this to perfect his impersonation of you, Warik:

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[musclebrains]

word up

GASP

 

[PinK233]

How about a picture in a hot pink thong

 

[musclebrains]

Q: How do ewe speel pretzul?
A: "Suicide weapon."

 

[smallmovesal]

GASP

 

[Citruscide]

Hmm... I have that book... but not handy... perhaps you could look up this series of words for me...

Nasty, foul-haired, squeeky-voiced, white-trash roots, low brow, bottom-feeding, pear shaped, bimbo with no clue on whether she is coming or going ho-bag...

Yeah, that will do nicely. Come to think of it... you're up for an impersonation yourself Smalls

C

 

[Citruscide]

How about a picture in a hot pink thong

Perhaps, but now I must doctor up a picture of smalls...

C

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[smallmovesal]

hey citrucide.. here's a head start:

get a dorito and attach a little handle to it... then pretend to hang glide from it.

 

[Citruscide]

hey citrucide.. here's a head start:

get a dorito and attach a little handle to it... then pretend to hang glide from it.

You asked, and you shall receive...

It's under a new post.

C

 

[satanic goatslayer]

In order to really capture my outer beauty, you must scrub your face off with a wire brush or immerse it in a pool of corrosive liquids. Most people aren't willing to do this because it leaves you disfigured, so I can understand your hesitance to do so.

I normally wear chain mesh around the homestead. Actually, I think everyone should wear chain mesh, except for the ushers. Ushers of all sorts are to run around with large linked chain around their ankles. When the ushers are caught, they are flogged mercilessly until death occurs. Bloody ushers anyways.

You know that I'd like to see that sword pierced through your neck my good man, but again I can understand any issues you might have with that.

Chain mesh and ushers my friend.

Chain mesh and ushers.

Ushers must perish.

 

[Citruscide]

So... you're saying I need some chain mesh... and ushers? What if I get Usher the pop singer and flog him? What if I flog him until his flesh looks like liquid flesh clinging to a broken skeleton?

Sword through my throat? I tried to stick it through for ya... but in trying to get into your character... I found myself overrun with the uncontrollable urge to waltz (yes waltz) down my hall , hacking, slicing, thrusting, and jabbing my fellow neighbors for no other reason than to watch their blood flow down my katana... I wiped it on their cheap immitation levi jeans... came back to my apartment, and drank some hot coca... then, I flogged my usher (the pop singer usher mind you) again.

C

 

[lil k]