salami and SG...

[TheSalami]

people are just jealous that a salami can be that good looking. that really is me. dont hate me because im beautiful. be sure to take a picture when a salami head is popping out of your wife's cooch.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Welcome back. Did the water splash on her breasts, by chance?

 

[TheSalami]

you let the chicks who work under you talk to you like that? you should make her spend the rest of the day underneath your desk.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

When she was leaving my office, I bashed her over the head with my Satanic Goatslayer thermos.

As well you should have. Gotta put people in their place from time to time.

 

[TheSalami]

I realized that being professional meant that I couldn't check out free porn or talk about blumpkins anymore, so I ditched that shit.

a life without blumpkins is a life not worth living in my opinion.

 

[Star]

I am glad you are back D.O.T. Much prefer you this way. Salami where's the pic. I wanna see.

Needle boy....sooooo true I never thought of it that way. Besides.....getting eaten out will take on a whole new meaning.

Star

 

[TheSalami]

the picture is in a thread made by pauly. its got the word salami in the title. its me and my girlfriend azia

 

[HelenSL]

Much love Salami and SG.

Someone in the office dared me to stand at one side of the office and throw a beanbag baseball at a target on someone's desk. I can't refuse a baseball dare, so I did it and unfortunately when I hit the target, it flew in the air and knocked over one of the women managers' water bottle. She said i'm the General Manager and that I should act like it.

So I crawled into my office and decided to become more professional. It lasted about 2 minutes. She subsequently came into my office crying and begging me not to fire her, so my professionalism has come to an end.

If you could have a crying woman in your office and...let her go...then i think you're full o fit...

that has to be extreme restraint...

love
helen

 

[needleboy]

Star,

Boredom is the relationship killer!!! Random violence and sodomy protect from boredom, therefore are healthy for a relationship!!!

 

[Star]

Yes, I torture my man on a regular basis .....just ask him.

Star