salami and SG...

[MP5]

I just want to let you know that you guys crack me up! SG, that photo is killing me!

 

[Latimer]

I find much humor in their posts too.

 

[Latimer]

Oh yeah, There's another offer on the trade desk, MP5.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Thank you, I'm trying to make a slasher flick with the chinaman as the killer. Studio executives are hesitant to star an asian man in the lead though.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I don't like that they make fun of people. They get a little bit out of hand sometimes. Everyone should be nice to everyone else here.

I do like the Chinaman, though.

Eunuch.

 

[Star]

I love them both dearly. They make me smile and that's more than I can say for some of my closest friends.

Star

 

[Star]

Star Perhaps you should make some new friends.

That too....

Sg, I would bare your children if I didn't think you would eat them after.

Star

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Tsk tsk tsk.

 

[needleboy]

Star,

What good is a mariage that's not based on fear of cannabalization. 40 or 50 years of going to bed every night with the same person, knowing you will wake up the next day......... boring!!

Now if there is a chance you'll wake up while he's removing or eating your spleen, thats keeping things fresh!!

 

[TheSalami]

I don't think so. My wife is pregnant.

proof that my boys can swim. consider yourself lucky, i will let you raise the spawn of thesalami.

 

[TheSalami]

people are just jealous that a salami can be that good looking. that really is me. dont hate me because im beautiful. be sure to take a picture when a salami head is popping out of your wife's cooch.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Welcome back. Did the water splash on her breasts, by chance?

 

[TheSalami]

you let the chicks who work under you talk to you like that? you should make her spend the rest of the day underneath your desk.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

When she was leaving my office, I bashed her over the head with my Satanic Goatslayer thermos.

As well you should have. Gotta put people in their place from time to time.

 

[TheSalami]

I realized that being professional meant that I couldn't check out free porn or talk about blumpkins anymore, so I ditched that shit.

a life without blumpkins is a life not worth living in my opinion.

 

[Star]

I am glad you are back D.O.T. Much prefer you this way. Salami where's the pic. I wanna see.

Needle boy....sooooo true I never thought of it that way. Besides.....getting eaten out will take on a whole new meaning.

Star

 

[TheSalami]

the picture is in a thread made by pauly. its got the word salami in the title. its me and my girlfriend azia

 

[HelenSL]

Much love Salami and SG.

Someone in the office dared me to stand at one side of the office and throw a beanbag baseball at a target on someone's desk. I can't refuse a baseball dare, so I did it and unfortunately when I hit the target, it flew in the air and knocked over one of the women managers' water bottle. She said i'm the General Manager and that I should act like it.

So I crawled into my office and decided to become more professional. It lasted about 2 minutes. She subsequently came into my office crying and begging me not to fire her, so my professionalism has come to an end.

If you could have a crying woman in your office and...let her go...then i think you're full o fit...

that has to be extreme restraint...

love
helen

 

[needleboy]

Star,

Boredom is the relationship killer!!! Random violence and sodomy protect from boredom, therefore are healthy for a relationship!!!

 

[Star]

Yes, I torture my man on a regular basis .....just ask him.

Star

 

[needleboy]

Star,

Exactly.

In my house women must wear short skirts with no underwear, and the curling iron is always plugged in.

 

[Star]

uhhhhh ouch.

Star

 

[TheSalami]

Star,

Exactly.

In my house women must wear short skirts with no underwear, and the curling iron is always plugged in.

do the women in your house keep their clams trimmed or are they like the girls in the pictures you posted?

 

[needleboy]

I like to let their hair get long like that, braid both of their pubs together to form a rope holding them together, then use that for a tug of war between the two of them the ruls say, there is no winner until you beak free by ripping out the others hair.