Rules To Plumper Humping

[Gambino]

1. NEVER LET YOUR FRIENDS FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Do not give real name and info.

3. Do not allow plumper to know where you live.

4. For weeks after the humping, do not return to the bar you met plumper at.

5. Do not feed plumper.

6. Do not eat nor toss plumper's salad.

7. Do not sleep with plumper after the hump.

8. Do not be seen in public with plumper.

(continue...)

 

[Smurfy]

oh wow LOL

 

[KillahBee]

9) enjoy

 

[i-Supplements]

lol

 

[H_T_]

10) rot yer guts out worrying whether or not you will see her again in public when you are with your new hot gf.

 

[-SD-]

1. NEVER LET YOUR FRIENDS FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Do not give real name and info.

3. Do not allow plumper to know where you live.

4. For weeks after the humping, do not return to the bar you met plumper at.

5. Do not feed plumper.

6. Do not eat nor toss plumper's salad.

7. Do not sleep with plumper after the hump.

8. Do not be seen in public with plumper.

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9. Do not take her to a fancy restaurant, it will give false hope to her......

 

[Gambino]

9. Do not take her to a fancy restaurant, it will give false hope to her......

see rule 8

 

[SoKlueles]

gambino are u trying to seduce me?

 

[hamstershaver]

10) keep a large bag of flour near your bed
11) do not put food on your penis or she may bite it off

 

[KillahBee]

11. call hammy for sloppy seconds

 

[Smurfy]

11) do not put food on your penis or she may bite it off

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[hardrock]

Is there a maximum weight limit? I mean, you into bed ridden bitches who have to have walls removed just to go outside? The ones that even when they are bent over doggy style it looks like they are still laying on their stomach.

 

[Gambino]

10) rot yer guts out worrying whether or not you will see her again in public when you are with your new hot gf.

12. Never be overly plagued with guilt due to a plumper humping past, the odds are high your pretty new gf has had numerous cocks in her mouth.

 

[H_T_]

12. Never be overly plagued with crippling amounts of shame due to a plumper humping past, the odds are high your pretty new gf has had numerous cocks in her mouth.

 

[Gambino]

See what you did human, you scared off all the posters with your gay crap

 

[jaded]

lol

 

[jackangel]

brown paper bag on the head?

no bag?

 

[marshallmadman]

13.)Hope like hell that she doesn't tell everyone that will listen that she did you.....happened to me. I deny to this day.

 

[Gambino]

^

 

[hamstershaver]

this was a valentines day thread, how romantic

 

[Dial_tone]

- Only bone the plumper in positions with her facing away from you....don't let her look in your eyes and utter those three words.

 

[Deterass]

only look for plumpers as the last option of a long night.

 

[EnderJE]

Dont Let Her Be On Top!

 

[hamstershaver]

- Only bone the plumper in positions with her facing away from you....don't let her look in your eyes and utter those three words.

agreed

 

[SoKlueles]

- Only bone the plumper in positions with her facing away from you....don't let her look in your eyes and utter those three words.

sigh, might as way say it.....those 3 little words are "i wanna eat" right?

 

[Gambino]

-avoid the plumpers hangouts, repeat, avoid plumpers hangouts

 

[Cutiebaby]

1. NEVER LET YOUR FRIENDS FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Do not give real name and info.

3. Do not allow plumper to know where you live.

4. For weeks after the humping, do not return to the bar you met plumper at.

5. Do not feed plumper.

6. Do not eat nor toss plumper's salad.

7. Do not sleep with plumper after the hump.

8. Do not be seen in public with plumper.

(continue...)

lol

 

[Deterass]

Do not probe the anus of a plumper..........they have frequent bowel movements and could lead to a shitty night.

 

[Dial_tone]

sigh, might as way say it.....those 3 little words are "i wanna eat" right?

LOL! no

 

[GoldenDelicious]

- Only bone the plumper in positions with her facing away from you....don't let her look in your eyes and utter those three words.

is it in?

 

[hamstershaver]

is it in?

i hear that a lot

 

[Zebo]

#20. Don't be alarmed at her heavy breathing....that's normal.

 

[Dial_tone]

#20. Don't be alarmed at her heavy breathing....that's normal.

what about eating a Twinkie between every position...is that normal?

 

[Zebo]

what about eating a Twinkie between every position...is that normal?

Point taken.....

 

[evansteve]

Consider turning the lights off this time.

 

[evansteve]

Unless the man's tool is greater than 12 inches, he may have to use his hand to satisfy her while humping one of her rolls.

 

[Zebo]

Unless the man's tool is greater than 12 inches, he may have to use his hand to satisfy her while humping one of her rolls.

eeewwwwwwwwww.....dude.

 

[SoKlueles]

this thread offends me

 

[Gambino]

this thread offends me

why you hatin' on the plumpers?

 

[SoKlueles]

why you hatin' on the plumpers?

read my location please

 

[Gambino]

read my location please

i didn't think you fell into the plumper category...you play the plumper to get more cock?

 

[SoKlueles]

i didn't think you fell into the plumper category...you play the plumper to get more cock?

nah i dont get more cock
my cock hunting days are over

 

[ziggyziggy]

1. NEVER LET YOUR FRIENDS FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Do not give real name and info.

3. Do not allow plumper to know where you live.

4. For weeks after the humping, do not return to the bar you met plumper at.

5. Do not feed plumper.

6. Do not eat nor toss plumper's salad.

7. Do not sleep with plumper after the hump.

8. Do not be seen in public with plumper.

(continue...)

Hit it and fo-get it! We have all done some strange (no pun intended) things while drunk....

Zig

 

[needtogetaas]

Hit it and fo-get it! We have all done some strange (no pun intended) while drink....

Zig

I have never nore will I ever hit a fat chick.I like um skinny like my girl.

 

[SoKlueles]

I have never nore will I ever hit a fat chick.I like um skinny like my girl.

OMGGGGGGGGG its plumper not freakin fat chick

 

[Gambino]

this is my best work right here

 

[Gambino]

1. NEVER LET YOUR FRIENDS FIND OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Do not give real name and info.

3. Do not allow plumper to know where you live.

4. For weeks after the humping, do not return to the bar you met plumper at.

5. Do not feed plumper.

6. Do not eat nor toss plumper's salad.

7. Do not sleep with plumper after the hump.

8. Do not be seen in public with plumper.

(continue...)

word is bond

 

[jh1]

OMFG...

Spoken like a bunch of orbs with experience.

I have nothing to contribute here. I will read along though.

 

[Lestat]

lol great post

 

[theoak01]

fucking flashbacks

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[healother]

this was an EXCELLENT thread. Please EF mods, dont lock this.
This thing is classic!

 

[healother]

Consider turning the lights off this time.

Unless the man's tool is greater than 12 inches, he may have to use his hand to satisfy her while humping one of her rolls.

holy shit, i completely forgot about this.