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***RPN Eviscerate Log***

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Okay, Got my eviscerate in the other day and I'll be posting in here to let everyone know how it works.


First off let me start with a disclaimer. Do not apply this prior to going to bed if you're going to be banging your wife or s/o.

The other night my wife and I started fooling around and having sex, and a lil bit into it I started noticing my shaft getting really fucking hot and didn't think much about it and kept doing my thing. It wasn't until she stopped and told me her ass and pussy was on fire and I was like, "FUCK, The Eviscerate!!!" So we tried to continue but it was too much so we both jump in the shower to wash it off and holy fucking hot water makes it worse!! Got it all washed off and it went away, but just a word to the wise. Don't try this at home. :)
 
Okay, now that we've got the what not to do out of the way I'll post what i've noticed so far.

After applying it it takes a bit to notice the sensation, but probably not more than 30 minutes. I didn't time it but it wasn't too long. It's not really a painful (as long as you don't rub your eyes or get it on your shaft) feeling just a hot/warm tingly sensation.

It seems to last a really long time, First Day I had it on from when I got up for work and all day and I could feel it all day long. It did seem to subside a bit after about 5-6 hours but was definetly still working.

Like I said in my first post, i've tried doing it morning/night but it kinda messes with my night time schedule and a little uncomfortable to sleep with it on. I think i'm gonna switch it up and apply it before work, and then after so I don't have to sleep with it on.
 
Man, I told you how bad ass this stuff was like over a year ago. I'm glad you finally seen the light :D

Btw, I highly recommend you pick up some Java Lather when it's back in stock. RPN Java Lather Soap (1 Jumbo Bar) - $6.99 : Orbit Nutrition It's a heavy fatted soap that's designed to take the evis off when you wash. Plus the little beads in the soap exfoliate the skin to allow for better absorption.
 
I want to give this stuff a shot. I'm sure it was more of a herp flareup for you and the wifey, rather than the eviscerate.
 
1500 said:
I want to give this stuff a shot. I'm sure it was more of a herp flareup for you and the wifey, rather than the eviscerate.
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This ^^^^^^^^^^ herpes and friction = fire. LOLZ, Plank exactly where are you applying this stuff. I am thinking being its a localized fat burner you are using it the abdominal area? MOre Info bro this intrests me.
 
Strongbow said:
This ^^^^^^^^^^ herpes and friction = fire. LOLZ, Plank exactly where are you applying this stuff. I am thinking being its a localized fat burner you are using it the abdominal area? MOre Info bro this intrests me.
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Yeah, I'm using it on my abdominal area. You gotta give this stuff a try. It's unreal.

To be perfectly honest with you and everyone else I was always very skeptical of topical fat burners and most everything i've ever read said that they really didn't do much of anything and you only saw temporary results from them.

Quite awhile back I was chatting with SL and he was telling me about Eviscerate. I did some research on it and everything I read basically said this was the top dog of topical fat burners and it was the real deal.

Well, I decided to pm Orbit to see if he carried it and he told me he didn't and that he was a fag etc...Well, he's a pretty cool homo and he started carrying it a lil while down the road. Everything i've read on it so far is true.

I just can't imagine mixing this with clen, holy fuck!
 
miplank said:
Yeah, I'm using it on my abdominal area. You gotta give this stuff a try. It's unreal.

To be perfectly honest with you and everyone else I was always very skeptical of topical fat burners and most everything i've ever read said that they really didn't do much of anything and you only saw temporary results from them.

Quite awhile back I was chatting with SL and he was telling me about Eviscerate. I did some research on it and everything I read basically said this was the top dog of topical fat burners and it was the real deal.

Well, I decided to pm Orbit to see if he carried it and he told me he didn't and that he was a fag etc...Well, he's a pretty cool homo and he started carrying it a lil while down the road. Everything i've read on it so far is true.

I just can't imagine mixing this with clen, holy fuck!
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Always been like you, very skeptical of topical fat burnes. I have read nothing but great reveiws on this stuff. SO this stuff is gonna take off the cover I have left or turn me into a skinny fuck like 1500?
 
Strongbow said:
Always been like you, very skeptical of topical fat burnes. I have read nothing but great reveiws on this stuff. SO this stuff is gonna take off the cover I have left or turn me into a skinny fuck like 1500?
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I dunno if it will make you look like 1500.

But it might turn your 2-pack into a 3 or 4 pack.
 
miplank said:
I dunno if it will make you look like 1500.

But it might turn your 2-pack into a 3 or 4 pack.
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LOLZ fag, ok you sold me, you wheeling dealing fucker you.Ima order today, if it don't work, UPS will be droping you off a 225 lbs package to your door. Open it with caution. LOLZ, seriously bro, thanks all of your suggestions have been spot on for me, you and 1500 have never lead me wrong. You are a truely good bro. I will continue to follow your geigh ass log as well.:supercool
 
Strongbow said:
LOLZ fag, ok you sold me, you wheeling dealing fucker you.Ima order today, if it don't work, UPS will be droping you off a 225 lbs package to your door. Open it with caution. LOLZ, seriously bro, thanks all of your suggestions have been spot on for me, you and 1500 have never lead me wrong. You are a truely good bro. I will continue to follow your geigh ass log as well.:supercool
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Fuck UPS, i'm gonna through that box in the trash compactor.


and don't be a pussy bro, order 2 bottles.
 
miplank said:
Fuck UPS, i'm gonna through that box in the trash compactor.


and don't be a pussy bro, order 2 bottles.
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Damn ok all right 2 bottles, where is my discount code dude?
 
OrbitNutrition.com said:
YES!!!!!!!!

Also people please keep in mind Orbit DOES NOT sell liquid clen.
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miplank said:
well why the fuck not
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I second this. Its only liquid clen lol:evil:

On a side note I have found a way to alleviate the burn. If it becomes to much. Take a cold shower with a high fat soap, then fill up the tub with cold water and lay in it for about 5 min.

My theory on it was that the capsacin is causing the burn by an interaction with the nerves. So after the eviscerate is removed by the high fat soap. The continued burn is because the nerves still think you have it on. So the cold bath then tricks your nerves into realizing everything is ok.

It worked for me. Yall should try it to see if it works for all.
 
Hey does anyone notice that when you sweat with this stuff on it seems to burn more? Like after a few hours when the senstation has subsided and if you start to sweat it's like it reactivates it or something.

anyone else notice it or am I just fuckin' crazy?
 
everyone keeps saying how much this stuff burns, but how effective is it? And does it work that good that it's worth putting yourself through that? And how well would this work if used during pct while eating a maintenance level of calories?
 
gymjunkie09 said:
everyone keeps saying how much this stuff burns, but how effective is it? And does it work that good that it's worth putting yourself through that? And how well would this work if used during pct while eating a maintenance level of calories?
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it'd decieving...Yes it burns, but it's not really painful, you're just aware it is there. If that makes sense.

There is another log on here somewhere where someone actually took measurments while taking it. I was too lazy to do that, but it looks as tho it's working.

My wife made a comment to me the other day that she noticed a pretty big difference. She wants to try it now (she doesn't really need it tho cuz she's tiny but you know how women are).

I think it would work very well while on a maintenance level of calories. Not sure if it'd have any effect on PCT don't think that it would but i'll let orbit answer that for you.

All in all I would highly recommend this product to anyone.
 
miplank said:
it'd decieving...Yes it burns, but it's not really painful, you're just aware it is there. If that makes sense.

There is another log on here somewhere where someone actually took measurments while taking it. I was too lazy to do that, but it looks as tho it's working.

My wife made a comment to me the other day that she noticed a pretty big difference. She wants to try it now (she doesn't really need it tho cuz she's tiny but you know how women are).

I think it would work very well while on a maintenance level of calories. Not sure if it'd have any effect on PCT don't think that it would but i'll let orbit answer that for you.

All in all I would highly recommend this product to anyone.
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if i don't hit my goal during the next 4 weeks of cutting maybe i'll give it a shot during my pct, thanks bro
 
gymjunkie09 said:
if i don't hit my goal during the next 4 weeks of cutting maybe i'll give it a shot during my pct, thanks bro
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Not a problem...I'm sure Orbit or Southernlord will chime in on it here soon. They both know a lot more about this product than I do.

Southernlord told me about it a long time ago and I did some research on it and read nothing but great reviews on it and had to give it a try. So I bugged Orbit to start carrying it. So far it's been a big hit on EF too.
 
miplank said:
Not a problem...I'm sure Orbit or Southernlord will chime in on it here soon. They both know a lot more about this product than I do.

Southernlord told me about it a long time ago and I did some research on it and read nothing but great reviews on it and had to give it a try. So I bugged Orbit to start carrying it. So far it's been a big hit on EF too.
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yeah i'm not big on fat burners, in my experience they're more trouble than they are worth:evil:.......especially when proper diet and exercise will lose the weight anyways, but if there's something that would work when bulking or during pct i'm all over it
 
miplank said:
Hey does anyone notice that when you sweat with this stuff on it seems to burn more? Like after a few hours when the senstation has subsided and if you start to sweat it's like it reactivates it or something.

anyone else notice it or am I just fuckin' crazy?
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Yep your not crazy. I deffinetly start burning more after I start sweating, and the sweat does bring it back.
 
gymjunkie09 said:
yeah i'm not big on fat burners, in my experience they're more trouble than they are worth:evil:.......especially when proper diet and exercise will lose the weight anyways, but if there's something that would work when bulking or during pct i'm all over it
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THis will work in both those situations, i would use it more during bulking to keep the unwanted fat away.
 
miplank said:
still burns :)


I'm starting to notice some progress. I didn't take initial measurements but I'm starting to see definition and I noticed the other day my jeans felt looser than normal.

no more embarrassing stories, yet.
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Hey bro, try this out. Dab some biofreeze in your asshole, when you put on the eviscerate, you will nefer notice you have anything on your stomach. Ab pics ngr, let me see how this stuff is working.
 
Strongbow said:
Hey bro, try this out. Dab some biofreeze in your asshole, when you put on the eviscerate, you will nefer notice you have anything on your stomach. Ab pics ngr, let me see how this stuff is working.
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lmfao!!!

Only pic I have now is the one I used to make that banner making fun of myself the other day. I was gonna use it for this thread but it was kind of a shitty picture.

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lol, best I can do right now. Anyways..you can see my lower stomach is what i'm working on.
 
miplank said:
lmfao!!!

Only pic I have now is the one I used to make that banner making fun of myself the other day. I was gonna use it for this thread but it was kind of a shitty picture.

28iohvc.jpg


lol, best I can do right now. Anyways..you can see my lower stomach is what i'm working on.
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Ok brosephine, just ordered some, I will use this to finish kicking Digimon's ass in our ab contest.
 
miplank said:
Did you order 2 bottles or do I have to whip your ass?
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I placed two seprate orders, cause I screwed up, but the code did not work brah.
 
I spelled it like you posetd it Bish>
 
Update pics you fuck. I bought this shit, so its your responsibility to show me your abs NOW. Ima post some before pics and then some after I get thru with the eviscerate.
 
miplank said:
stfu all of you...


Shit still burns, seems to be working well. I've been recommending this stuff to everyone.
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At least post pics of your wife's new puppies, bish, to keep this thread intresting. Shit bro. I got mine today, Ima start tomorrow, thinking about jerking off with it first to see if it really burns thou. I will update in the AM.
 
miplank said:
stfu all of you...


Shit still burns, seems to be working well. I've been recommending this stuff to everyone.
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^^^ worst update ever! Take a pic of your wife's ass and we'll just pretend she's been applying it there.
 
1500 said:
^^^ worst update ever! Take a pic of your wife's ass and we'll just pretend she's been applying it there.
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+1
 
Strongbow said:
At least post pics of your wife's new puppies, bish, to keep this thread intresting. Shit bro. I got mine today, Ima start tomorrow, thinking about jerking off with it first to see if it really burns thou. I will update in the AM.
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I jerk off with eviscerate all the time...feels good bro. Try it!
 
Fixing to try it for the first time wish me luck.
 
skyling35 said:
Naw I think ill skip that one haha. Ill let SB try out your mad science experiment.
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Actually its not that bad if you can keep it off your balls and out of the eye of the pee pee.:kaioken::theranger:(
 
When I first started clenvis, i put it on my stomach and then a little while after decided to jerk off. Half way through I notice my dick is getting hotter and hotter...omg did it turn out bad. I ended up lying on my bed naked under the fan airing out my dick that was on fireeee. Then I tried to go to sleep and went to take my contacts out and ended up with a horribly burning eye on top of my already burning dick. Wasn't a fun hour. Pretty funny looking back on it though ahaha
 
Update this log ngr, shit. All I can tell so far is that this shit burns
 
tom5933 said:
When I first started clenvis, i put it on my stomach and then a little while after decided to jerk off. Half way through I notice my dick is getting hotter and hotter...omg did it turn out bad. I ended up lying on my bed naked under the fan airing out my dick that was on fireeee. Then I tried to go to sleep and went to take my contacts out and ended up with a horribly burning eye on top of my already burning dick. Wasn't a fun hour. Pretty funny looking back on it though ahaha
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lololololol
 
tom5933 said:
When I first started clenvis, i put it on my stomach and then a little while after decided to jerk off. Half way through I notice my dick is getting hotter and hotter...omg did it turn out bad. I ended up lying on my bed naked under the fan airing out my dick that was on fireeee. Then I tried to go to sleep and went to take my contacts out and ended up with a horribly burning eye on top of my already burning dick. Wasn't a fun hour. Pretty funny looking back on it though ahaha
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ololololllolllolllol
 
To be fair to mitch, I did learn

1. the shit burns
2. keep away from your girl's vag
3. keep away from penis and eyes
4. Dont jerk off with said eviscerate remnants on your hands.
 
1500 said:
To be fair to mitch, I did learn

1. the shit burns
2. keep away from your girl's vag
3. keep away from penis and eyes
4. Dont jerk off with said eviscerate remnants on your hands.
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Some pretty important lessons lol

Shit works thats for sure:Chef:
 
1500 said:
To be fair to mitch, I did learn

1. the shit burns
2. keep away from your girl's vag
3. keep away from penis and eyes
4. Dont jerk off with said eviscerate remnants on your hands.
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Why the fuck did you not post this a week ago? Actually the jerking off part was just an experiment, but the rest was done by accident.
 
Strongbow said:
Why the fuck did you not post this a week ago? Actually the jerking off part was just an experiment, but the rest was done by accident.
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I'll contribute mine. Been putting it on abs for awhile. I had put it one in the early morning and the burning was gone by noon. Later that night the wife and I were going at it and I was hittin it from behind. I was working up a good sweat and then I noticed the burn started coming back. So after a good 15 minutes from behind, we finish and as she's in the bathroom peeing I hear her go "Why does my ass feel like its on fire." :qt:
 
Captain FT said:
I'll contribute mine. Been putting it on abs for awhile. I had put it one in the early morning and the burning was gone by noon. Later that night the wife and I were going at it and I was hittin it from behind. I was working up a good sweat and then I noticed the burn started coming back. So after a good 15 minutes from behind, we finish and as she's in the bathroom peeing I hear her go "Why does my ass feel like its on fire." :qt:
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LOLZ awsome, and ain't hitting from behind the greatest? I only get that a special ocassions.:mad:
 
captain ft said:
i'll contribute mine. Been putting it on abs for awhile. I had put it one in the early morning and the burning was gone by noon. Later that night the wife and i were going at it and i was hittin it from behind. I was working up a good sweat and then i noticed the burn started coming back. So after a good 15 minutes from behind, we finish and as she's in the bathroom peeing i hear her go "why does my ass feel like its on fire." :qt:
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lol
 
Hold up on the face punch...I have some on the way. Let's see how it works first!!

THANKS Mr OrbitNutrition guy.
 
Its actually not a final version they just came out with, still not sure when we might have more.
 
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