Rituals when on gear

[sabutar]

Anyone have any rituals when on gear?
When I'm doing a cycle- or going through intense 10-14 week training regemin I'll:
Grow out my beard-(like on Rocky IV when he trains in russia to go fight DRAGO)
Keep my conversation with other humans to a minimum-(feel if I get too happy or into a conversation I lose motivation)
Won't get a haircut until Im changing workout procedure-like when I go back into bulking from a cutting phase.
Yeah, I may be weird, does anyone else have stuff they do when on a cycle(besides work out)

 

[joey10j]

yea I try to get in alot of sex, and try to sleep with as many girls as I can.

 

[sabutar]

ahahahehehehahahah!
I was waiting for someone to say that!

 

[GearCowboy]

Hahaha no way bro! I'm doing the same shit, I grow out my hair in the off cycle for some reason. It's kind of tradition now.

 

[sabutar]

Yeah,
When I start sport'n a new beard I'll hear the
"oh shit, everybody hide your chicken breast and steaks!" and "I'll ask all my questions now, before your deep into your workout thing"

 

[ajc]

Taking milk thistle, cranberry caps, etc. to work in a pill box.

Taking my MRPs to work religiously...I tend to slack when I'm off.

Drinking 3 gallons of water, which makes me piss every 30 minutes.

I quit wearing sleeveless shirts and tanks to the gym because my shoulders resemble a pin cushion.


I can't think of anything weird like you guys though.

 

[macDbol]

i dont wash my ass for 10 weeks

 

[the_Pikey]

I'm definately way more outgoing with the women when I'm on.

And I definately get more looks from them.

 

[ajc]

Before I started dating my girlfriend, I used to get laid every single weekend of my cycles.

On my last one I slept with 10 different girls in a 12 week period. That's really nothing to be proud of, it's just too dangerous ...I'm still scared when I think about it.

 

[ragin']

when "on" i tend to make it a point to chase people down the highway raging like a psychotic bastard with my window down screaming, "you wanna go to hell with meeeeeeeee"?.

 

[sabutar]

Then when I'm done I like to climb on top of my garage and yell,
"DDRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

 

[The Almighty]

I like to imagine Im a woman and begin feeling my supple breasts. Then I realize Im just checking for gyno.

 

[rich197]

this shit is too funny. I have girlfriend so I just have sex with her as much as possible which is like 5 times a day(got to love test) which can be bad because works a missed sometimes but I always make them up.

 

[sabutar]

3 gallons of water

Yeah, I forgot about lugging in an oil-drum size container of water.
People always got the nerve to say something stupid like, "hes drink'n his steroid water", or "DO you put steroids in there"
I'm so tempted to give them a gallon of my "magic water", only with some VISINE in it.

 

[wrj]

I'm definately way more outgoing with the women when I'm on.

And I definately get more looks from them.

Agreeed. It's all the pharamones!

WRJ