Richard Simmons Is On Your World with Neil Cavuto Today!!!

[-SD-]

youre the gift that keeps on giving rob

 

[PICK3]

I got told!!

Where teh fuck you been homo?

 

[dabuffguy]

Where teh fuck you been homo?

Your boyfriend's house.

He's cheating on you.




Wait, wtf.....?

 

[dabuffguy]

youre the gift that keeps on giving rob

Even after I get teh poon I'll still be that guy.

 

[dabuffguy]

Where teh fuck you been homo?

But for realzies though, I was in Mexico for a week, plus been spending tons of time with my girlfriend. It's getting pretty serious. I might actually slay poon before I'm 40.

 

[nangiggles]

But for realzies though, I was in Mexico for a week, plus been spending tons of time with my girlfriend. It's getting pretty serious. I might actually slay poon before I'm 40.

Please don't, the 40 year old virgin references will be legendary!

 

[-SD-]

Please don't, the 40 year old virgin references will be legendary!

His life is more valuable to us as a 40 year old virg than not.

 

[mrplunkey]

But for realzies though, I was in Mexico for a week, plus been spending tons of time with my girlfriend. It's getting pretty serious. I might actually slay poon before I'm 40.

"pretty serious" doesn't start until she's oiled-up in bed, wearing a porno-version of a girl scout outfit, making out with her hottest friend while they both motion for you to join them.

Hell, even "just talking" involves blow jobs these days.

 

[bigbassturd]

You're a sick fuck plunkey.




I like it.

 

[mrplunkey]

You're a sick fuck plunkey.




I like it.

My base system is different than most people.

Rough anal doesn't even get you on first base -- it's just a foul ball.