Register Your Sissy Boy For Vacation Bible Gun Camp!

[heatherrae]

Don't be one of those moms breast feeding your son at age 13.....I know it's common in Kentucky but dare to be different!

It saves on groceries, hater!!!

 

[gotmilk]

For the love of Jesus...where is this camp and how do I sign up?

 

[Sassy69]

Post apocolyptic surivival skills are very useful.

 

[javaguru]

Post apocolyptic surivival skills are very useful.

I wonder if they teach them to always shoot the zombies in the head, you have to seriously damage the brain.

 

[heatherrae]

I wonder if they teach them to always shoot the zombies in the head, you have to seriously damage the brain.

That is the only video game I will play. I LOVE it and go nuts. You know, the one with the toy guns and you shoot the zombies. You should see me in an arcade killing some zombies...lol.

 

[b0und]

read: I hope it's a parody...

What if my child is caught with Drugs or Alcohol on the camp property? Drugs and alcohol will be confiscated by the camp Pastor. Your child will be stripped naked and a full cavity search will be mechanically performed. The child will then be forced to endure the next 30 days of Vacation Bible Camp without clothes or company.

It has to be a parody...



b0und (I could think of some EF members who should have been sent to this camp though...)

 

[WODIN]

I believe it's a parody.



























read: I hope it's a parody...

It's one of the parody sites associated with whitehouse.org