it's an old fat guy who talks "alot" of shit about what others look like. And is desperately at this moment trying to redirect. Oh and he also has a penchant for marrying terribly unfaithful wives...
cuckold [ˈkʌkəld]
n
a man whose wife has committed adultery, often regarded as an object of scornvbyes contemptible indeed
to make a cuckold of