Random thoughts from my lazy day...

[superqt4u2nv]

I really don't like cleaning and need to hire a maid.

BBQed chicken is good.

My rooommate has the worst taste in music.

I think I need to see someone about my messed up shoulder.

I am one horny bitch.

 

[hamstershaver]

I am one horny bitch.

explain in detail

 

[theoak01]

lazy days are good,but Im going stir crazy because Ive been go go go for the past month until today

 

[Sub-Zero]

explain in detail

and illustrate with pics with labels

 

[needtogetaas]

I really don't like cleaning and need to hire a maid.

BBQed chicken is good.

My rooommate has the worst taste in music.

I think I need to see someone about my messed up shoulder.

I am one horny bitch.

whare do you live I'll be thare in a jiff

 

[superqt4u2nv]

explain in detail

I do that and this gets moved to BTS in a flash.

 

[jaded]

I really don't like cleaning and need to hire a maid.

BBQed chicken is good.

I am one horny bitch.

Me too

 

[needtogetaas]

it must explain.

 

[theoak01]

you two should get together and make a video,I can be the camera man,as tripods arent acceptable

 

[superqt4u2nv]

whare do you live I'll be thare in a jiff

Sweet your going to clean my place?

 

[jaded]

Sweet your going to clean my place?

Nice boobs I'm jealous

 

[EnderJE]

I am one horny bitch.

I love you!

Oh wait, this isn't about soup?

 

[awittyusername]

.

I am one horny bitch.

Well....I was half right.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Well....I was half right.

You want me so bad

 

[needtogetaas]

You want me so bad

 

[Sub-Zero]

whare do you live I'll be thare in a jiff

arnt u married

 

[needtogetaas]

arnt u married

cool.its annother one of my groupes.

 

[Sub-Zero]

cool.its annother one of my groupes.

naw just the same one, wanna fight?

 

[Scotsman]

I really don't like cleaning and need to hire a maid.

BBQed chicken is good.

My rooommate has the worst taste in music.

I think I need to see someone about my messed up shoulder.

I am one horny bitch.

I like washing dishes

I am the grill master

You like Godsmack don't you?

I could drive you to see the doc

No problems taking care of the last part, just be gentle I'm fragile.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I like washing dishes

I am the grill master

You like Godsmack don't you?

I could drive you to see the doc

No problems taking care of the last part, just be gentle I'm fragile.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Do you also dust and do laundry?

I dunno Doris is a great griller I have yet to meet someone to top her skills.

I don't know who the hell godsmack is but I know I dont like the Silver Jews and what ever other cry baby indie crap my roommate listens to.

Can you give a good shoulder rub?

My last partner made me cum 12 times in under 12 hours can you top that?

 

[Scotsman]

Do you also dust and do laundry?

I dunno Doris is a great griller I have yet to meet someone to top her skills.

I don't know who the hell godsmack is but I know I dont like the Silver Jews and what ever other cry baby indie crap my roommate listens to.

Can you give a good shoulder rub?

My last partner made me cum 12 times in under 12 hours can you top that?

Dusting and Laundry can be discussed.

We would need to have a grill off.

Godsmack is hard rock/metal. I would shoot myself before listening to indie crybaby crap.

Back rubs are one of my specialties.

Only one way to find out on the 12 times.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[PussyWhipped]

My last partner made me cum 12 times in under 12 hours can you top that?

But he's made of plastic and runs on D cells. After the first 4 or so, I'd need viagra and dostinex .

and yes, 12 times in 12 hours (with man or machine) qualifies you as a horny bitch.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

But he's made of plastic and runs on D cells. After the first 4 or so, I'd need viagra and dostinex .

and yes, 12 times in 12 hours (with man or machine) qualifies you as a horny bitch.

BOB's record is only 5 times in the same time .

 

[JayC9]

My last partner made me cum 12 times in under 12 hours can you top that?

wow that's some serious kitty worship.....i really couldn't be bothered to even attempt something like that

 

[PussyWhipped]

BOB's record is only 5 times in the same time .

in that case, my competitive nature compels me to ask, of the 12 what was the tongue-vs-schween induced orgasm ratio?

 

[The Shadow]

and illustrate with pics with labels

yeah...label all the female parts so Hammy can have a map so to speak

 

[superqt4u2nv]

in that case, my competitive nature compels me to ask, of the 12 what was the tongue-vs-schween induced orgasm ratio?

2 to 1 for the schween

 

[PussyWhipped]

2 to 1 for the schween

ok, so 8 to 4 schween induced. Not bad. (the 4 one's dont count in the competitive sport-fucking point system.)

how many for him?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

ok, so 8 to 4 schween induced. Not bad. (the 4 one's dont count in the competitive sport-fucking point system.)

how many for him?

3

 

[needtogetaas]

naw just the same one, wanna fight?

 

[bullett]

I really don't like cleaning and need to hire a maid.

BBQed chicken is good.

My rooommate has the worst taste in music.

I think I need to see someone about my messed up shoulder.

I am one horny bitch.

This is why you're shoulder is messed up.......

 

[superqt4u2nv]

This is why you're shoulder is messed up.......

LOL no that is why the tendons in my left forarm are always aching

 

[bullett]

LOL no that is why the tendons in my left forarm are always aching

LMAO...I thought so..

 

[PussyWhipped]

3

you'll do

 

[superqt4u2nv]

LMAO...I thought so..

I also think my left arm is leaning out better then my right Think I need to switch arms.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I really don't like cleaning and need to hire a maid.

BBQed chicken is good.

My rooommate has the worst taste in music.

I think I need to see someone about my messed up shoulder.

I am one horny bitch.

That's it? What, you didn't think of me eating your p.......or was that included in the last one.

 

[Lestat]

how many times have you flicked the bean today?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

3

So.....you only had three sessions in twelve hours?