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Ran into my big titty neighbor today.

AAP

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Yep. Miss HNTTIW2PW (Huge Natural Titties That I Want 2 Play With) came over to talk with me before I left to come to this damn retail store this morning.

It was absurd. I couldn't take my eyes off those happybags. I was a blubbering idiot. She asked what I was doing and I go "Not much, been trying to nettitty my.. I mean, network my two computers together and share the D cups, I mean C Drives."

Lord those things need to be all in my face and mouth.

Anyway, I haven't seen her in a long time which I didn't really think much of. She was working the midnight to 7AM shift as a poker dealer at the HardRock Casino in Hollywood last time I talked to her. I assumed that she was just on a different time frame and was sleeping all day while I was awake and that is why I didn't see her. But she actually doesn't work there anymore. She had a man approach her one night working and offered a job with a company that markets different clothing and jewelry accessories on cruise ships. Basically what she does is signs up just like a passenger and prior to boarding the company stocks/gives her various clothing and jewelry to wear on there. The people that hire her company often have reps on the ship disguised as passengers that make sure she has enough clothing changes and jewelry combinations. She do this upscale shit too. Like she just came back from a 92 day cruise. She has to do nothing but 'advertise' her clients goods and shit. Just walk around and look hot. She said you wouldn't believe the number of geezer old men that come over to stare at her tits and end up doing business with her clients for some odd shit for their old hag wife.

Damn what a job. That is like being on permanent vacation. The good thing is that nearly all the people on these cruises are old farts and she said she really wants to hang out with a younger crowd while she is back. The even better news is that I am planning a naked pool party in two weeks. She said she would definately be there.
 
AAP said:
Yep. Miss HNTTIW2PW (Huge Natural Titties That I Want 2 Play With) came over to talk with me before I left to come to this damn retail store this morning.
Useless without...you get the drift...
 
AAP said:
None of yours have been either.


I never was trying to be funny at all.


dialogue is veryhard to be funny online because everyone is reading it differently. You have to word it properly for it to be funny.

Also, circumstantial situations are the way to go when trying to be the funny.
 
AAP, you gonna do her? i bet she wants you.
 
jackangel said:
this would be suspicious if you were gay.


I ain't gay.

And if I were, those titties know no sexuality boundaries. I honestly think if she shows up naked in my pool with those beauties floating in the water, I am going to shoot a load on them.
 
I am tempted to just walk over there when I get home and say "show 'em to me." I have been thwarted on a couple of occassions from seeing them.

Once, I invited her to go to the nude beach Haulover with me, wouldnt' you know the next morning when we were suppose to go it rained? fucking bitch ass luck.
 
AAP said:
I ain't gay.

And if I were, those titties know no sexuality boundaries. I honestly think if she shows up naked in my pool with those beauties floating in the water, I am going to shoot a load on them.
wouldn't be the first (or last!) time sperm got in THAT pool! :rolleyes:
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Fuck what a job dam I got to get me some implants.


They'll never be the same as natural. Good bros know this.


AAP, does she happen to be a next door neighbor, who leaves her bedroom curtain open at night, like when she's changing and stuff? :)
Even if she willingly shows them to you, the whole girl next door thing is too good.
 
If she had already showed them to me, I wouldn't be in such blood lust over them right now.
 
aap i picture you as the dude from boondock saints who smacks his boyfriend and calls him a fag for wanting to cuddle lol.

btw may i come to the party to fuck big titty neighbour?
 
I cant even post an avatar.... this site wont let me, so i think the rack is out.
get me a platinum membership and I'll send you a pic. Until then....
 
CaliGirl said:
I cant even post an avatar.... this site wont let me, so i think the rack is out.
get me a platinum membership and I'll send you a pic. Until then....
Good bros, I'll throw in 5000 K towards the 30,000 total we need to give her a week platinum membership.. can we get 5 more good bros to chip in?

If so send me 5000 K.. I'll cover all the tax for everyone.. and get the gift membership.
 
CaliGirl said:
I cant even post an avatar.... this site wont let me, so i think the rack is out.
get me a platinum membership and I'll send you a pic. Until then....
if we get you plat, will you guarentee us a rack shot?
 
Dood, I've been waiting for this update since your first post about her.

Sadly, I'm in the same place after reading this.
 
jnevin said:
Dood, I've been waiting for this update since your first post about her.

Sadly, I'm in the same place after reading this.


How you think I felt? I swear to God the forces of the universe conspire against me seeing those hootahs. Out of all days in 2 month of dry weather, it rained the day I was taking her to the nude beach and getting her out of those clothes.
 
CaliGirl said:
sorry, frick caps, no caps... aap/girl. AAP/guy. So whats up with the kisses?

was that mean? I'm not trying to be mean, curiosity.

I just find penguins cuddly and kissable.
 
So I think it would be a failure of all that is right & good on EF C&C if you all let this thread disappear anywhere down the board and not remind AAP that we are all waiting w/ baited breath for the results of his nekkid pool party & the nipply neighbor...

I challenge you all to keep this thread afloat for the 2 week count down....!
 
Sassy69 said:
So I think it would be a failure of all that is right & good on EF C&C if you all let this thread disappear anywhere down the board and not remind AAP that we are all waiting w/ baited breath for the results of his nekkid pool party & the nipply neighbor...

I challenge you all to keep this thread afloat for the 2 week count down....!

In.
 
AAP, its saturday morning. you better sit up in bed, and figure out how you're going to bone this girl tonight, then do it.

just make sure nobody else is in your bed first.
 
I woke up with titties on my mind this morning.

Full moon tonight. You know that will have some kind of effect on those DDDelicious boobs.
 
AAP said:
I just find penguins cuddly and kissable.

thats kinda cute. I guess it was also the "Queen of everyfuckingthing"
My Bad.

So are you planning your method of attack (boobs)? I think you should just ask her to see her spectular natural boobies, (emphisis on natural), you just don't see natural nicies like hers anymore... she'll show you, maybe even let you touch!
 
My plan is to hopefully have her sitting on my cock so she is distracted enough that she won't notice I am touching her tits.
 
AAP said:
My plan is to hopefully have her sitting on my cock so she is distracted enough that she won't notice I am touching her tits.

how convienient, I have never had a neighbor worth screwing, ever.
 
AAP said:
Yep. Miss HNTTIW2PW (Huge Natural Titties That I Want 2 Play With) came over to talk with me before I left to come to this damn retail store this morning.

It was absurd. I couldn't take my eyes off those happybags. I was a blubbering idiot. She asked what I was doing and I go "Not much, been trying to nettitty my.. I mean, network my two computers together and share the D cups, I mean C Drives."

Lord those things need to be all in my face and mouth.

Anyway, I haven't seen her in a long time which I didn't really think much of. She was working the midnight to 7AM shift as a poker dealer at the HardRock Casino in Hollywood last time I talked to her. I assumed that she was just on a different time frame and was sleeping all day while I was awake and that is why I didn't see her. But she actually doesn't work there anymore. She had a man approach her one night working and offered a job with a company that markets different clothing and jewelry accessories on cruise ships. Basically what she does is signs up just like a passenger and prior to boarding the company stocks/gives her various clothing and jewelry to wear on there. The people that hire her company often have reps on the ship disguised as passengers that make sure she has enough clothing changes and jewelry combinations. She do this upscale shit too. Like she just came back from a 92 day cruise. She has to do nothing but 'advertise' her clients goods and shit. Just walk around and look hot. She said you wouldn't believe the number of geezer old men that come over to stare at her tits and end up doing business with her clients for some odd shit for their old hag wife.

Damn what a job. That is like being on permanent vacation. The good thing is that nearly all the people on these cruises are old farts and she said she really wants to hang out with a younger crowd while she is back. The even better news is that I am planning a naked pool party in two weeks. She said she would definately be there.


Soooooo.....you aren't gay?
 
I see some problems:

She is your neighbor.

You have a camera.

You have lenses.

You talk to her.

You know where she works.

You have had a lot of time.

No pics.

Do I have to fly down there or what?
 
Pervis Ellison said:
he's gay. what up nathan good to see u back,

Kak

Kakdiesel? Good to see you boss.

See, this was always the problem. Four people say yes, 3.487545 say no.
 
Nathan said:
Kakdiesel? Good to see you boss.

See, this was always the problem. Four people say yes, 3.487545 say no.


well if we're gonna be serious, then no he's not gay (sorry AAP had to oust ya for Nate dog)

And yes this is Kakdiesel. How've you been? things well?

life is good over here :)
 
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