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Ramble Thread

CipherLock

CipherLock

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I want to be a dragon, maybe have the ability to morph into one at will. Fire breathing, great big balls and flying thourgh the air as free as my runaway dog.

Havoc is a cool as shit fuck. I love his internet persona, he has it nailed coffin tight. I think at times that he is completely full of shit, but you know what, if he isn't, and I don't really think that he is - he is probably one of the coolest guys I even know about. Dedication, strength, funny, intelligent and smokes ganja.

I enjoy scratching my balls. It really sucks when they are a little rank and then I scratch my nose, but life is funny and unexpected like that.

Whipped cream off of a womans breast is fun.

Horses can run really fast.

Aliens must have amazing steroids, did you see how thej jumped right up on top of Mel Gibsons house? Too bad they can't retain water.

Reign of Fire - Crap man, Bale's body made me part gay.

I think Ball Park hot dogs should have like 90 grams of protein.

Whoppers, there isn't much I wouldn't do for a good whopper when I'm hungry. I've eaten like 7 in a day.

poooooop peee pants and jugs.

More later.
 
What are you doin? Just trying blow your wad before you have to leave?
 
Feel free to ramble on about any useless shit. I expect this is mo betta than me starting 30 new threads
 
CipherLock said:



Yep.
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So anyway. I'm not Nathan.

I've been drinking the red food coloring for about six weeks now and my pee is slightly pink when I'm hydrated. But my semen is still pearly white steams of sex juice.

So my whole red seminal fluid for Valentines day is probably shot to shit. And my dentist was a litte freaked out too.
 
I like to converse with my closet clothing at night..i just imagine there are a bunch of heads on their shoulders..

T-shirts get lonely too...

They keep me safe at night.

Mommy says i am 'special'.
 
CipherLock said:


So anyway. I'm not Nathan.

I've been drinking the red food coloring for about six weeks now and my pee is slightly pink when I'm hydrated. But my semen is still pearly white steams of sex juice.

So my whole red seminal fluid for Valentines day is probably shot to shit. And my dentist was a litte freaked out too.
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See this is soooo naynay.

Why would the kwikie mart have a pc on the net though?
 
Yeah, so if Oldin could just stop pm'ing me those nudes of the Golden Girls, yeah, that would make me feel special.

BTW, I'm buying everyone here a special ball of lint to celebrate the fact that scooter girl and that midget are off of idol. I was surprised that they dropped that guy though - you know the one.

So I was thinking about Shakespear, but then my focus waned and I kept repeating the word wanker in my head, and that made this ex-meathead think - where the fuck is tuck.

That makes me think of Tom Cruise, man that guys nose is all fuckt.
 
CipherLock said:
Yeah, so if Oldin could just stop pm'ing me those nudes of the Golden Girls, yeah, that would make me feel special.
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Betty Whites gives you a a massive chubby. Don't lie!

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WODIN said:


Betty Whites gives you a a massive chubby. Don't lie!

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i can honesty tell you that the smartest thing i have ever done here at elite was turn off image attatchments

i'm not even gonna look
 
You know, eventually all things change, I wonder how many years the long have been long or the short have longed to become long.

That's the short of it.
 
lead dawg my eternally raw ass. If you read that in 30 seconds my real name is Peter McFawq
 
CipherLock said:
BTW, I'm buying everyone here a special ball of lint to celebrate the fact that scooter girl and that midget are off of idol. I was surprised that they dropped that guy though - you know the one.
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You talking about the guy who is the skinny version of Big Buck?

The blonde dude who was trying to pimp Paula, right?

My mony is on the "Pen Salesman" this year.
 
The guy who sang Simon's fave rendition of that song. I thought he was full of himself and all, but he could sing great. They killed him off though.

that bikini model staying is horsepoop
 
CipherLock said:
The guy who sang Simon's fave rendition of that song. I thought he was full of himself and all, but he could sing great. They killed him off though.

that bikini model staying is horsepoop
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Got ya..I think his name was Mike McCowen or something along those terms.

They are messin with these kids this year. Notice? Really puttin the hurts to their heads on the messin up on the lyrics and all. They want to see who can cut the mustard under pressure. More so than any other year I think.

If you recall, "Mike" flubbed up TWICE on siomple lyrics...It was his down fall- IMO!

I agree, kinichick looks good,but her voice AIN'T doing it for me either.
 
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
 
WODIN said:
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
I don't wanna work!
I just wanna bang on de drum all day!
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bastard!!!!!!

Now I will be humming this all damn day now!!!! LOL
 
evil, pure evil.

Pen seller is good, but pugly. I like that pink haired girl and that football guy, but not sexually.
 
Ramble on,
And now’s the time, the time is now
To sing my song.
I’m goin’ ’round the world,
I got to find my girl, on my way.
I’ve been this way ten years to the day, ramble on,
Gotta find the queen of all my dreams.
 
Speaking of the football star..

Did you hear him belt out some OPERA stuff when he found out he was going to Hollywood? WOW! 'Dat boy can sing!

Pen seller is kinda cute- IMO. He just needs a new "look". A hair cut could do him wonders!

Pinkie Tuscadaro(sp) can bring it on 'fo sure!
 
vixenbabe said:
Speaking of the football star..

Did you hear him belt out some OPERA stuff when he found out he was going to Hollywood? WOW! 'Dat boy can sing!

Pen seller is kinda cute- IMO. He just needs a new "look". A hair cut could do him wonders!

Pinkie Tuscadaro(sp) can bring it on 'fo sure!
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Sorry, I'm not paying attention to anything but your avatar.
 
vixenbabe said:
Did you hear him belt out some OPERA stuff when he found out he was going to Hollywood? WOW! 'Dat boy can sing!

Pen seller is kinda cute- IMO. He just needs a new "look". A hair cut could do him wonders!
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The football dude is my man, I think he is special (again non-sex,,, aah who am I kidding, that man and his rosy cheeks - booming hot.

Pen Seller? Hot? Jesse James, you would love to meet these twins I used to work out with. They look very much like him. But they only 27, would that be a problem?
 
LOL...I did not say the pen seller was hot! I said he was cute! He has the All American Boy quality about him!

27? Twins? 'Dat would work...lol
 
you still taking clen super?

I used to sell clen, I tried to justify it as not illegal because it wasn't a steroid, that stopped when I started selling other things, mainly polish sausage.
 
Yes, American Idol does suck
No, I don't like peanut boy
Yes, I can fuck forever when I'm drunk
No, I don't have hair on my scrotum
Yes, Cipherlock does keep me in stitches
No, I don't like American cars
Yes, Vixen and Supercute are hot
No, I don't like George Bush
Yes, I do like to play golf
No, I don't usually ramble
 
Yuper on my second cycle of two weeks forgot to take my taurine yesterday woke up with a serious charlie horse this morning.

My random thought:

What if there was an all drug Olympics wouldn't that be cool?
 
bluepeter said:
Yes, American Idol does suck
No, I don't like peanut boy
Yes, I can fuck forever when I'm drunk
No, I don't have hair on my scrotum
Yes, Cipherlock does keep me in stitches
No, I don't like American cars
Yes, Vixen and Supercute are hot
No, I don't like George Bush
Yes, I do like to play golf
No, I don't usually ramble
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Agreed except for American Idol and American cars

American Idol is sorta gay but damn funny.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Yuper on my second cycle of two weeks forgot to take my taurine yesterday woke up with a serious charlie horse this morning.

My random thought:

What if there was an all drug Olympics wouldn't that be cool?
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love you forever because of your use of the phrase "Charlie Horse"

:lmao:
 
Digger Hates me
BRR thinks my nuts are raisins, but little does he know I have HCG
EF Anton gives cool titles out.
My ex-gf gives good head, so I think I'll go back and hit it again
Turd Ferguson is a complete jerk-monkey
This thread is a complete waste of time
 
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