Raise your hand if you don't want to be at work today?

[HAYEZ]

i wish i could work...they are doing concrete restoration where i have my office...i literally have jackhammers pounding on concrete 15 ft from me...i cant even speak ro hear anyone when i talk i have to walk to the other side of the building...its not gonna be very productive this month

 

[Smurfy]

Hi Man I hate Mondays!

today was a completem clusterfuck at work
everyone and their brother either called off or left early
unreal
12 hours in the office today
my knees are throbbing from sitting all day

 

[EnderJE]

Well, I had one of those days today. I spoke to a project team who asked for my help with their project. I shouldn't of bothered. When I usually start off on a project, I ask for the CBA and some basic metrics. My thoughts are that if you are LEADING or SPONSORING the fucking project, you should be the BEST GODDAMNED SALESPERSON for the project. If you aren't, then the project is doomed to fail because you don't understand why you're doing it.

Me: "So, why are you doing this project? Where's the benefit case?"
Them: "There is none, but it's a good idea."
Me (more politely then I'm saying now): "WTF? You spent over $1mm on a good idea with no positive benefit case? Is your whole reason for doing the project is 'just because'? THEN YOU BITCH ABOUT HOW YOUR TEAM DOESN'T HAVE ANY MONEY?! YOU SPENT IT ALL ON THIS GODDAMNED PIECE OF CRAP PROJECT!! AND NOW YOU WANT MY FUCKING HELP?!"
Them: "So, will you help or something?"

Me: "Lord, take me now."

 

[BMK792]

i love mondays, even tho that was yesterday! you crazy americans and co, always living in the past

 

[AztecWarrior]

Yes that's why I punch them in the throat!!

You wanna hit me in the throat don't ya?

 

[DannoMight]

i went to school today ad will be going for the rest of teh week.

 

[Razorguns]

Hi Man I hate Mondays!

I work for myself. Ha! I sleep in on mondays on principle.

Then again I work 7 days a week, go figure.

r

 

[Smurfy]

i have to conduct 5 interviews and go to 4 meetings today. no wonder Im not amped about getting to work today

 

[silverstar1025]

i have to conduct 5 interviews and go to 4 meetings today. no wonder Im not amped about getting to work today

Dang I thought you would have a better day today. I guess it will be just as crazy. Tomorrow is hump day so maybe hump day will be better. LOL I like to say hump.

 

[Smurfy]

I like to hump.