racoons in my chimney, advice?

[HardHat87]

I used to have a wood burning stove in my house which I took out and put a cap on the pipe which goes to the small chimney. So about 1 foot of this pipe is still inside my house. I have baby raccoons in there with their mother. They are always making thier hissing noise all day and night long. I just beat the pipe with a hammer for 10 min or so and pissed them off. I have acces to the top of the chimney from my 2nd story window. Any ideas on how to get them out without getting into a fight with the mamma? I am willing to murder them.I used to have a wood burning stove in my house which I took out and put a cap on the pipe which goes to the small chimney. So about 1 foot of this pipe is still inside my house. I have baby raccoons in there with their mother. They are always making thier hissing noise all day and night long. I just beat the pipe with a hammer for 10 min or so and pissed them off. I have acces to the top of the chimney from my 2nd story window. Any ideas on how to get them out without getting into a fight with the mamma? I am willing to murder them.

 

[from zero]

Call Animal Control.

 

[Y_lifter]

Wet Concrete. Start from the roof

 

[tiger88]

ya just kill them


before u do

show them a chart you are on top of the food chain and murder them



or try this


kepp a trap (cage one with thing does down movements traps them) and they alive and not harmed

1. put tuna in the trap
2. set the trap
3. catch each one by one
4. relocate things
5. buy the new NIN cd

 

[manny78]

Cook them.

 

[theoak01]

shotgun,or rat poison,but then ya gotta get the carcasses outta there or it will stink

 

[Y_lifter]

1. put tuna in the trap
2. set the trap
3. catch each one by one
4. relocate things
5. buy the new NIN cd

If you start with #5 and play it to them loud they will likely bail outa there.

 

[Smurfy]

call a trapper

 

[jackangel]

have you tried dancing all the way to france like you've got ants in your pants?

 

[Y_lifter]

call a trapper

 

[Smurfy]

lol. How did you get your face on that poster? or is that a real pose

 

[Y_lifter]

lol. How did you get your face on that poster? or is that a real pose

It was one for the EF famous photoshoppers .. Darktooth I think..

 

[john937]

call animal control. In many parts of the country trying to deal with wild racoons
yourself is actually against the law.

 

[Y_lifter]

Dude, johns got a point..
And Also Racoons, especially Mamma Coons are mean nasty bitches..
And I mean that in a most respectful way to all of our female members..

 

[HardHat87]

call animal control. In many parts of the country trying to deal with wild racoons
yourself is actually against the law.

Good idea, i didnt want to pay for a service. Ill try this

 

[*MissFit*]

my cooking would scare them away

 

[HardHat87]

fuckin animal control want over 200 dollars to get rid of them. hmm, what to use to kill them? drop a tear gas bomb in there to flush that bitch out, after that im lost. too bad i dont have a silencer

 

[Lestat]

start a fire

 

[jnevin]

Dude, johns got a point..
And Also Racoons, especially Mamma Coons are mean nasty bitches..
And I mean that in a most respectful way to all of our female members..

That's one of the funniest things posted in over a week.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Just don't stick your arm in there.

 

[needtogrow]

Racoons are mean sum bitches. You better get them out before they find away in while your sleeping.