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there's a bee in my house.

it's in the living room (where I am right now). I have very high ceilings and it's in one of the ceiling fans.

I don't want to get stung, and i don't want the cats or dogs to get stung. how do i get rid of it?
 
stilleto said:
is that a gun or a wire gauge?

cause I have 12, 18, and 20 gauge wire, but that's about it.
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Haaa Haaaa yes it's a shotgun!!!! I'm in Texas, we shoot everything!!!
 
Do you have any spray in the house? There are some hornet nest sprays with uni-directional, high pressure hoses...oh wait, that's a foam tire inflator...WAIT, use THAT!!!1

:D

If you don't have any bug spray, try some hairspray or bleach spray cleanser.
 
Smurfy said:
get up on a ladder and swing a broom at it
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okay.
1. go get my shoes on.
2. go get some pants on.
3. go get the keys to the pickup truck.
4. drive to the barn.
5. load the ladder onto the truck
6. carry ladder inside and set it up.
7. get the broom and climb the ladder.
8. wack the shit out of my ceiling fan so it falls on the glass table.

gotcha.
:p
 
If you're not allergic... get a ladder climb up..and swat at it with ur hands... it will fly away, or sting you... if it stings you it will die.


Either way you WIN!!


:Pidge:


p.s. If you are allergic just run away and sleep outside.
 
stilleto said:
okay.
1. go get my shoes on.
2. go get some pants on.
3. go get the keys to the pickup truck.
4. drive to the barn.
5. load the ladder onto the truck
6. carry ladder inside and set it up.
7. get the broom and climb the ladder.
8. wack the shit out of my ceiling fan so it falls on the glass table.

gotcha.
:p
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HOLD ON!!!

Who said anything about putting pants on??
 
stilleto said:
okay.
1. go get my shoes on.
2. go get some pants on.
3. go get the keys to the pickup truck.
4. drive to the barn.
5. load the ladder onto the truck
6. carry ladder inside and set it up.
7. get the broom and climb the ladder.
8. wack the shit out of my ceiling fan so it falls on the glass table.

gotcha.
:p
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yes, but please skip # 2 and dont forget #9 - take pics
 
BlueBird said:
I was stung on the knee, felt like I was kneeling on a piece of broken glass. :worried:
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Getting stung isn't that bad. You just pull the stinger out and your good to go. I got stung once and didn't even realize it. I thought it was a masquito bite till I saw the stinger in my arm.
 
I reccomend a short 12 week cycle

test cyp 500mg@week 1-12
deca 400mg@week 1-12
proviron 50mg daily 1-12

be sure to have ancillaries and PCT on hand.

Whats your diet like?
 
Basikstylz said:
Getting stung isn't that bad. You just pull the stinger out and your good to go. I got stung once and didn't even realize it. I thought it was a masquito bite till I saw the stinger in my arm.
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Baloney. I was there, and my knee was stinging and as big as an orange. People DO have different reactions or some wouldn't be allergic to such a sting, would they?
 
Mavafanculo said:
I reccomend a short 12 week cycle

test cyp 500mg@week 1-12
deca 400mg@week 1-12
proviron 50mg daily 1-12

be sure to have ancillaries and PCT on hand.

Whats your diet like?
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wrong thread corky.



lol. i love the name corky. i'm going to call everyone corky for a while.
 
BlueBird said:
Baloney. I was there, and my knee was stinging and as big as an orange. People DO have different reactions or some wouldn't be allergic to such a sting, would they?
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True. But I already asked if she was alergic. If you got stung and it got big as an orange I would venture to say you have somewhat of an alergy to bee stings.... but hey thats just a guess.......just sayin
 
Basikstylz said:
Getting stung isn't that bad. You just pull the stinger out and your good to go. I got stung once and didn't even realize it. I thought it was a masquito bite till I saw the stinger in my arm.
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you know what else isn't that bad?

brasil nuts.



except when i eat them, my throat, eyes, and ear canals swell up, I can't breathe, see, or hear and I need to go to a hospital FAST.
 
stilleto said:
that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard of. bee's can't read.
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I disagree. I just saw a movie, where a bee, who talks like Seinfeld for some reason, was talking and dancing.

I would look carefully at this bee before driving him away.

r
 
Razorguns said:
I disagree. I just saw a movie, where a bee, who talks like Seinfeld for some reason, was talking and dancing.

I would look carefully at this bee before driving him away.

r
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hmm. i like seinfeld.

wait. did you and puddles go on a date??
 
stilleto said:
you know what else isn't that bad?

brasil nuts.



except when i eat them, my throat, eyes, and ear canals swell up, I can't breathe, see, or hear and I need to go to a hospital FAST.
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In that case I go back to one of my earlier comments of RUN!!!!

maybe you can go find the hive and crash there while the bees gone?? see how he likes it if you drop by his place un-invited.


Of course if :stilleto: were to show up at my place un-invited I cant say that I would turn you away...
 
Basikstylz said:
In that case I go back to one of my earlier comments of RUN!!!!

maybe you can go find the hive and crash there while the bees gone?? see how he likes it if you drop by his place un-invited.


Of course if :stilleto: were to show up at my place un-invited I cant say that I would turn you away...
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lol
i'll go look for the hive. there's only one bee per hive, right?
 
stilleto said:
lol
i'll go look for the hive. there's only one bee per hive, right?
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Not sure, I'm no bee expert.... just kinda making this up as I go... Who knows maybe hes got a real nice place??

Did it leave yet?
 
Basikstylz said:
Not sure, I'm no bee expert.... just kinda making this up as I go... Who knows maybe hes got a real nice place??

Did it leave yet?
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it's obviously taking a nap because I don't hear it.


what if i turn the ceiling fan on and fling him across the room? would that work?
 
stilleto said:
it's obviously taking a nap because I don't hear it.


what if i turn the ceiling fan on and fling him across the room? would that work?
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It might.... just watch where it flys off to.

If that doesn't work try pulling out a jar of honey... see if it can smell it. If it does and comes flying at you... throw the jar outside... and presto problem solved.
 
Basikstylz said:
It might.... just watch where it flys off to.

If that doesn't work try pulling out a jar of honey... see if it can smell it. If it does and comes flying at you... throw the jar outside... and presto problem solved.
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yeah, and I'm out one jar of honey.

FUCKER!



uh oh. i woke him up. dammit.
 
stilleto said:
yeah, and I'm out one jar of honey.

FUCKER!



uh oh. i woke him up. dammit.
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what? a $3 jar of honey isn't worth the comfort of knowing you and your pets are safe?

So now that you woke him up does he look pissed off? Now you wont even be able to reason with him....
 
Basikstylz said:
what? a $3 jar of honey isn't worth the comfort of knowing you and your pets are safe?

So now that you woke him up does he look pissed off? Now you wont even be able to reason with him....
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what kind of cheap ass honey do you buy?

I can't find the bee.
my cats ganged up on him and now are sleeping on my newspaper.

also, i'm super itchy.
 
stilleto said:
what kind of cheap ass honey do you buy?

I can't find the bee.
my cats ganged up on him and now are sleeping on my newspaper.

also, i'm super itchy.
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The cheapest honey I can find....I only use it for tea when Im sick.

See... your cats can take care of themselves...no need to worry about the bee attacking them.

itchy huh? where your legs? maybe you shoulda wore pants....tsk tsk

:Pidge:
 
Basikstylz said:
The cheapest honey I can find....I only use it for tea when Im sick.

See... your cats can take care of themselves...no need to worry about the bee attacking them.

itchy huh? where your legs? maybe you shoulda wore pants....tsk tsk

:Pidge:
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BASTARDO!

I'm itchy everywhere but in my private special area.
 
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