Questions for Spartacus?

[AAP]

how much force is required to push that stuff in them since the heart isn't beating anymore?

 

[Spartacus]

Sparatcus, our neighbors were funeral home owners in the 80 ;s and 90;s and Buddyt was always speaking of weird things that would occur with bodies> is it true that a corpse loses bodily functions when is dies? Is it true that corpse sit up on the table due to air being trapped in there lungs? How do you handle the smell? Do you ever get wigged out in the middle of the night imbalming? Thanks man... I could not do your job. however I have had a couple of friends that were morticians and they drank heavily and were the funniest people I had ever been around.

concerning the loss of bodily functions
many of these elderly people have lost the "tightness" of the anus over the years so they often shit themselves in their last months/years
or they just don't care and shit themselves anyhow and let the nurses clean them up

I wouldn't want to be one of those nurses
dealing with that daily
at least when I have to clean them up they're dead and I can take more liberty with moving them and I have a spray apparatus that comes down from the ceiling
so I hose them off

 

[Spartacus]

do you believe in ghosts? have you ever experienced anything you would classify as 'paranormal'?

nope

 

[AAP]

Seriously now, have you strode up to the table with just your undies on and looked them in the face and yelled...



"THIS! IS! SPARTA(cus)!
TONIGHT YOU DINE IN HELL!"

 

[Spartacus]

you ever stare at their titties?

is it true their foreskin falls off?

no

I've had a few playboy quality cases (car accidents & suicides)
but they're dead so there's not any attractiveness there
I can still appreciate a good figure but that's about the same as my appreciation of a really bad figure
like 400lb + obese cases

 

[jnevin]

Seriously now, have you strode up to the table with just your undies on and looked them in the face and yelled...



"THIS! IS! SPARTA(cus)!
TONIGHT YOU DINE IN HELL!"

lorf

 

[Dial_tone]

People do, or at least can, lose bodily function when they die. A friend's mother shat when she died of cancer. My sister said cadavers did move sometimes when she was in med school but I doubt they sat totally upright.

 

[AAP]

People do, or at least can, lose bodily function when they die. A friend's mother shat when she died of cancer. My sister said cadavers did move sometimes when she was in med school but I doubt they sat totally upright.

if they do, they better haul ass before the big ass needle gets them.

 

[Spartacus]

do their toes turn green like in the lamisil commercials?

what do you do when you pack the cavities and find out they have warts and such there

do the dicks stay hard all the time?

do you stare at them?

do you touch them?

I wouldn't.

many diabetic cases their toes are purple and necrosis has started

I pack the cavities on autopsied cases and as far as weird stuff
I've seen so much weird stuff I don't really think about it unless it impacts how I'm going to embalm

dicks aren't hard
damn bro you know you need circulation for an erection

I don't stare at them
hell I have cable TV in the prep room and will keep an eye on a game or the news often once I've started injecting
but I'm usually consistently doing a task during the procedure
bathing the body while massaging the limbs to ease the blood travel along
so I soap down the body and massage with soap and wash the hair etc. while the chemicals are being injected

 

[AAP]

Tell us what you consider to be "weird stuff" that you have seen?