Questions for Spartacus?

[AAP]

you ever stare at their titties?

is it true their foreskin falls off?

 

[Arabian]

you ever stare at their titties?

is it true their foreskin falls off?

lololl AAP , are you drinking llololololo9lo

 

[AAP]

do their toes turn green like in the lamisil commercials?

what do you do when you pack the cavities and find out they have warts and such there

do the dicks stay hard all the time?

do you stare at them?

do you touch them?

I wouldn't.

 

[Arabian]

do their toes turn green like in the lamisil commercials?

what do you do when you pack the cavities and find out they have warts and such there

do the dicks stay hard all the time?

do you stare at them?

do you touch them?

I wouldn't.

Ive heard a mans member gets hard when death occurs>

 

[Arabian]

do their toes turn green like in the lamisil commercials?

what do you do when you pack the cavities and find out they have warts and such there

do the dicks stay hard all the time?

do you stare at them?

do you touch them?

I wouldn't.

Ironically enough the police just arrested a group of men that were going around to funeral homes in SC offering the funeral directors money to spend some time with the freshest male corpses>

 

[AAP]

Ironically enough the police just arrested a group of men that were going around to funeral homes in SC offering the funeral directors money to spend some time with the freshest male corpses>

dude wtf?

 

[JayC9]

How much does the average prep, burial or bbq come to?

 

[Spartacus]

they call it the weight of the soul... nice way of saying your loved one shit and pissed themselves after death.

i've seen bodies twitch after death (WAY creepy)

that's the "death rattle"
that's over by the time I'm there

"A death rattle is a gurgling or rattle-like noise produced shortly before or after death by the accumulation of excessive respiratory secretions in the throat.

Those who are dying may lose their ability to swallow, resulting in such an accumulation. While it is medically established that the death rattle is a strong indication that someone is near death, it can also be produced by other problems that cause interference with the swallowing reflex, for instance, brain injuries."

 

[Spartacus]

Seriously now, where do you stick those needles in to do the embalming... what happens to the guts? They dissolve?

I make an incision just above the clavicle
I get the carotid artery and jugular vein
I inject the chemicals into the carotid artery towards the heart and the embalming solution travels throughout the circulatory system under pressure and is absorbed by the tissues
the blood is forced out through the jugular vein

I don't directly deal with the organs unless it's an autopsied case

 

[inkspot]

Ive heard a mans member gets hard when death occurs>

I'd like to know the answer to this. Imagine being hard 24/7 my my my! lol