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GoldenDelicious
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last night i had the bright idea of going fishing off the beach, since it was a glorious day and it was a great excuse to walk around topless 
so, i went fishing, caught all of ONE fish
and while wading in the surf, my supposedly waterproof carkey got some salt water on it.
so im stranded at the beach, with no water, a dead car key, and one fish.
so, i leg it to my place (another good reason to walk around topless ) and do some serious mcguiver stuff with my key, and decide to solder it back together. i do the job, and omg, would you believe...it works out perfect!! 
so youd think, me = champion....
...and then while putting evrything away, i grab the soldering iron...by the tip. which was about 400 degrees celcius.
me = pwned
then, just to prove what a champ i am, after howling at my 3 burned fingers, i do what any twit would do and promptly step on the burning hot soldering iron, which had fallen on the floor. barefoot.
i dont know whether to laugh or cry but im sad and i hurt
so, i went fishing, caught all of ONE fish
and while wading in the surf, my supposedly waterproof carkey got some salt water on it.so im stranded at the beach, with no water, a dead car key, and one fish.
so, i leg it to my place (another good reason to walk around topless
) and do some serious mcguiver stuff with my key, and decide to solder it back together. i do the job, and omg, would you believe...it works out perfect!! so youd think, me = champion.......and then while putting evrything away, i grab the soldering iron...by the tip. which was about 400 degrees celcius.
me = pwned
then, just to prove what a champ i am, after howling at my 3 burned fingers, i do what any twit would do and promptly step on the burning hot soldering iron, which had fallen on the floor. barefoot.
i dont know whether to laugh or cry
but im sad and i hurt 
(i cracked it even before i saw stringys comment 
