Pwned by tainted salsa....

[javaguru]

Had salsa around 6:00 by nine the projectile vomiting started, finished around 11:30 with those dry heaves that almost pull a muscle.

Currently trying to re-introduce liquids with a 5% dextrose solution, I tablespoon per minute for thirty minutes. If i don't heave again I can start taking sips...this sux. No tomatoes for me...at least for a while...

 

[chris302001]

prolly not salmonella with that incubation time.......more likely staph aureus....but shitty none the less.......hope u get to feelin better bro!

 

[Varga]

Shit bro, that sucks!

 

[puddlemonkey]

Don't be a sissy!

 

[bw1]

lol @ "almost pulled a muscle"

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol @ "almost pulled a muscle"

Exactly, sissy talk! Pull that fucker, make it bleed!

 

[chris302001]

Exactly, sissy talk! Pull that fucker, make it bleed!

Then rub some dirt on it.....YEAHHHHH!

 

[dabuffguy]

Owned by a taint you say?

 

[javaguru]

lol @ "almost pulled a muscle"

I did the time I was poisoned by subway, six hours of dry heaving sux, ended up having to hit up the ER for an IV and nausea meds.

 

[chris302001]

I did the time I was poisoned by subway, six hours of dry heaving sux, ended up having to hit up the ER for an IV and nausea meds.

Thats the worst part of food poisoning.....I blew a bunch a vessels in my eyes from pukin' so hard once.....i looked pretty scary after that....It would be nice to have some zofran and reglan on hand for that shit.....(good antiemetic drugs)

 

[Powerbuilder333]

May GOD have mercy on your soul
Seriously - stay hydrated, and get well.

 

[puddlemonkey]

around 11:30 with those dry heaves that almost pull a muscle.

If you were PST none of this would have happened yet

 

[javaguru]

I hate it when puke comes out of your nose and since it was chunky salsa I had some tomato and onion lodged up in my nasal passage.

 

[chris302001]

I hate it when puke comes out of your nose and since it was chunky salsa I had some tomato and onion lodged up in my nasal passage.

And you cant get away from that fuckin smell.........dude, i feel for ya...had a chili bean wedged up there for 3 days......lol

 

[javaguru]

Thats the worst part of food poisoning.....I blew a bunch a vessels in my eyes from pukin' so hard once.....i looked pretty scary after that....It would be nice to have some zofran and reglan on hand for that shit.....(good antiemetic drugs)

I just noticed, looks like a few ruptured around my right eye. I'll just tell the wiminz I was in a fight, that bad boy stuff always gets them.

 

[canadianhitman]

I did the time I was poisoned by subway, six hours of dry heaving sux, ended up having to hit up the ER for an IV and nausea meds.

Pick3 wouldn't have gone to the ER to get nausea meds injected...he woulda just gone to the drugstore and used Gravol suppositories. Just sayin.

 

[dabuffguy]

I just noticed, looks like a few ruptured around my right eye. I'll just tell the wiminz I was in a fight, that bad boy stuff always gets them.

dang bro. take care. that sucks big time.

 

[javaguru]

Pick3 wouldn't have gone to the ER to get nausea meds injected...he woulda just gone to the drugstore and used Gravol suppositories. Just sayin.

I hear uses a bowling pin for "easy rear entry."

 

[silverstar1025]

Feeling better this morning?

 

[heatherrae]

I just noticed, looks like a few ruptured around my right eye. I'll just tell the wiminz I was in a fight, that bad boy stuff always gets them.

or just tell them you were pwnd by a tomato.


that's hot!

 

[javaguru]

Feeling better this morning?

Went to bed around 4:00 AM woke up at 7:58 to calves cramping so I went out to get some more electrolytes.

 

[javaguru]

or just tell them you were pwnd by a tomato.


that's hot!

Shouldn't you be practicing throwing a ball or something?

 

[heatherrae]

Shouldn't you be practicing throwing a ball or something?

I will just date someone and get them to throw the ball for me.

 

[javaguru]

I will just date someone and get them to throw the ball for me.

Maybe you should have made a move on the flexing guy?

 

[heatherrae]

Maybe you should have made a move on the flexing guy?

He didn't look like he could afford diapies and a lectric bill.

 

[javaguru]

He didn't look like he could afford diapies and a lectric bill.

Then he probably wouldn't mind picking up that quarter for you!

 

[JayC9]

carbon powder is your friend

 

[cindylou]

Was it salsa from a jar or at a restaurant?

that sucks! I've never been that sick ever in my life to ever have anything stuck in my nose while puking! scary!

sorry to hear that./