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So, the big bosses are in town from Cleveland and take us all to lunch. We eat our lunch and then one turns and says to me, "Heather, did you get enough to eat or do you need a dessert or three?"


:worried:


maybe he remembers that I ate one of everything on the dessert table at the X-mas party?

He couldn't talk about me looking fat because I was having a skinny day today...lol.
 
Dang, nobody cares about my dis?

I promise not to post baby photos in here....lol...well not in the first 10 posts, at least.
 
You should have leaned over and said "I will blow you for a raise & another slice of cheese cake."
 
SaladFork said:
You should have leaned over and said "I will blow you for a raise & another slice of cheese cake."
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or just the cheesecake...lol.
 
Or tell him you'll only go down if there's whipped cream on it. Then sue for harassment!
 
heatherrae said:
So, the big bosses are in town from Cleveland and take us all to lunch. We eat our lunch and then one turns and says to me, "Heather, did you get enough to eat or do you need a dessert or three?"


:worried:


maybe he remembers that I ate one of everything on the dessert table at the X-mas party?

He couldn't talk about me looking fat because I was having a skinny day today...lol.
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heather, you had me at *lift up shirt* "look at my titties" :qt:
 
You shoulda flopped out the twins and said "they look like they could use a bite"
 
heatherrae said:
So, the big bosses are in town from Cleveland and take us all to lunch. We eat our lunch and then one turns and says to me, "Heather, did you get enough to eat or do you need a dessert or three?"


:worried:


maybe he remembers that I ate one of everything on the dessert table at the X-mas party?

He couldn't talk about me looking fat because I was having a skinny day today...lol.
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-Fatty....




Pics of so called "skinny day" to verify :)
 
cindylou said:
lol.

did you eat alot at lunch or something?
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No.

I think they were ripping me because I ate about 5 pieces of pie, 2 cakes and assorted cookies at the x-mas party (I was half lit...lol)
 
heatherrae said:
No.

I think they were ripping me because I ate about 5 pieces of pie, 2 cakes and assorted cookies at the x-mas party (I was half lit...lol)[/QUOTE]

This is why I learned to never get lit at work functions. I can be an ass when lit. But sweet as hell after a bong hit. Oh... welll ... just an old stoner.

But Heather, I can not see them giving you a hard time over weight. You look great in your avatar and just had a baby. I'm sure you, like my wife and Curvy, will lose any left over baby fat and shame their lazy asses with how great your fitness level and how great you are are work and how great a mom you are. ( now don't make me eat my words. :) )

S
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The next time you all go out to lunch, make sure you sit by him again. In the middle of the meal, loudly ask him to remove his hand from your upper thigh.
 
Oh Heather, you will never live it down.
But look at the bright side very often people have to like you to rib on you like that.
If they didn't, they'd say the same thing but behind your back.
 
roadwarrior said:
heatherrae said:
No.

I think they were ripping me because I ate about 5 pieces of pie, 2 cakes and assorted cookies at the x-mas party (I was half lit...lol)[/QUOTE]

This is why I learned to never get lit at work functions. I can be an ass when lit. But sweet as hell after a bong hit. Oh... welll ... just an old stoner.

But Heather, I can not see them giving you a hard time over weight. You look great in your avatar and just had a baby. I'm sure you, like my wife and Curvy, will lose any left over baby fat and shame their lazy asses with how great your fitness level and how great you are are work and how great a mom you are. ( now don't make me eat my words. :) )

S
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I don't wanna make this a drug thread, but I'm the exact same way, not funny drunk... and a philosophical idiot stoned... but, between the two
the latter is much better cause atleast the stoner knows he's not funny. Your avatar reeks of wow... and its not like you ripped one at the table, of course since your a hottie its cute and not ban material, if you don't make the hottie cutoff then the weight of the offense is directly proportional to how average or below average one is.
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People from Cleveland are stupid, trust me I'm from there.....oh, wait a minute that didn't come out right:confused:
 
heatherrae said:
So, the big bosses are in town from Cleveland and take us all to lunch. We eat our lunch and then one turns and says to me, "Heather, did you get enough to eat or do you need a dessert or three?"


:worried:


maybe he remembers that I ate one of everything on the dessert table at the X-mas party?

He couldn't talk about me looking fat because I was having a skinny day today...lol.
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WOW Heather thats nice that the strip club you work at serves the buffet on Thursday...... :p
 
roadwarrior said:
heatherrae said:
No.

I think they were ripping me because I ate about 5 pieces of pie, 2 cakes and assorted cookies at the x-mas party (I was half lit...lol)[/QUOTE]

This is why I learned to never get lit at work functions. I can be an ass when lit. But sweet as hell after a bong hit. Oh... welll ... just an old stoner.

But Heather, I can not see them giving you a hard time over weight. You look great in your avatar and just had a baby. I'm sure you, like my wife and Curvy, will lose any left over baby fat and shame their lazy asses with how great your fitness level and how great you are are work and how great a mom you are. ( now don't make me eat my words. :) )

S
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I don't think they were making fun of my looks. I've lost all my baby weight. I think they were teasing me because I can eat a TON! lol.
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bw1 said:
People from Cleveland are stupid, trust me I'm from there.....oh, wait a minute that didn't come out right:confused:
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:lmao:

I busted out laughing.
 
Arabian said:
WOW Heather thats nice that the strip club you work at serves the buffet on Thursday...... :p
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BWA HAHHAHAHAHAHA

They have awesome chicken wings.
 
You should have remarked "when you discover I am embezzling from you, you will only have yourself to blame because of that remark."
 
heatherrae said:
No.

I think they were ripping me because I ate about 5 pieces of pie, 2 cakes and assorted cookies at the x-mas party (I was half lit...lol)
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Damn girl you need to slow it down or you'll really be a fatty!
 
AAP said:
You should have remarked "when you discover I am embezzling from you, you will only have yourself to blame because of that remark."
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:lmao:
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Damn girl you need to slow it down or you'll really be a fatty!
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That was back in December when Devin was still little and nursing LOTS. I needed the extra 15,000 calories that day. :lmao:
 
the story would have been funnier. if you said "then i told him he had something on his chin. and i punched him in the cock sucker."
 
heatherrae said:
I don't think they were making fun of my looks. I've lost all my baby weight. I think they were teasing me because I can eat a TON! lol.
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Oh.... I missed that. I'm just a sucker to be supportive aand defensive of parents who work hard to do right by their kids.

S
 
You REALLY ate all that?

I couldn't eat that much if you paid me. :(







:lmao:





Your boss really must like you and have a high opinion of you to feel comfortable enough to rib you like that... either that, or he is a couthless douche.









Wait a minute.... is this the guy who didn't have enough sense to call your bobo co-worker so that he wouldn't *just show up* to the office because he was fired?

*raises eyebrows*
 
BIKINIMOM said:
You REALLY ate all that?

I couldn't eat that much if you paid me. :(







:lmao:





Your boss really must like you and have a high opinion of you to feel comfortable enough to rib you like that... either that, or he is a couthless douche.









Wait a minute.... is this the guy who didn't have enough sense to call your bobo co-worker so that he wouldn't *just show up* to the office because he was fired?

*raises eyebrows*
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lol...could be.
 
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