PudMonk=Pacific Northwest healother?

[binö]

take some of the pressure of CW.
pudmonk=SuperSonic Healother?
discuss

 

[nimbus]

i bet you won't make one about scots

 

[binö]

i bet you won't make one about scots

what would be the theme?
Scotsmen=Scottish healother?
doesn't jive right...though i do believe healother has pulled more tang that scots

 

[puddlemonkey]

wtf? I've been scoring lately! With two bishes!

Actually... two and a half. One is 6 months pregnant.

 

[puddlemonkey]

If she's going to have a baby boy does having sex with her make me gay? Or worse, a gay pedo?

 

[binö]

If she's going to have a baby boy does having sex with her make me gay? Or worse, a gay pedo?

she's not a squirter bro, you just punctured the womb
all that liquid was womb juice!!

 

[nimbus]

nope, only makes the baby gay since he's catching

 

[calveless wonder]

lol @ preggo poppin

 

[puddlemonkey]

I love me some pregos.

 

[all the whey]

I love me some pregos.

Post pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[puddlemonkey]

Post pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

You want to see some ultrasounds?

 

[Sub-Zero]

do you not use a condom since she cant get pregnant, or do you DEFINATELY use a condom...cause shes pregnant by not you

 

[bw1]

If she's going to have a baby boy does having sex with her make me gay? Or worse, a gay pedo?

What happened to your k? And yes, you're gay

 

[puddlemonkey]

do you not use a condom since she cant get pregnant, or do you DEFINATELY use a condom...cause shes pregnant by not you

90+ percent of the time I do, only a select few girls I don't or haven't.

 

[puddlemonkey]

What happened to your k? And yes, you're gay

I let jh1 borrow it and he blew it all on coke and strippers.

 

[bw1]

I let jh1 borrow it and he blew it all on coke and strippers.

I want strippers

 

[puddlemonkey]

I want strippers

Half of the time its not worth the trouble.

And what ever you do never let one live with you!

 

[all the whey]

You want to see some ultrasounds?

I will give you all my k if you post an ultrasound pic with your penis in her! (no homo)

 

[all the whey]

Half of the time its not worth the trouble.

And what ever you do never let one live with you!

That is right bro. But, that goes for all women!

 

[puddlemonkey]

That is right bro. But, that goes for all women!

True!

I only did it cause she had nowhere to go. Her and the b/f had a fight when he found out about me, kicked her out. She lived with me for about two weeks then I was finally able to get her ass in her own apartment. I have pics of her somewhere, but not sure I even want to go through the trouble of locating them. Posting a under aged girl with alcohol in her hand could mean trouble.

 

[all the whey]

True!

I only did it cause she had nowhere to go. Her and the b/f had a fight when he found out about me, kicked her out. She lived with me for about two weeks then I was finally able to get her ass in her own apartment. I have pics of her somewhere, but not sure I even want to go through the trouble of locating them. Posting a under aged girl with alcohol in her hand could mean trouble.

lololololo

That is every guys story that dated a stripper. You are the man for it only being 2 weeks. Most n00bs keep her until she finds some other sucker she can tell you kicked her out.

Or, the get knocked up.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lololololo

That is every guys story that dated a stripper. You are the man for it only being 2 weeks. Most n00bs keep her until she finds some other sucker she can tell you kicked her out.

Or, the get knocked up.

Longest two weeks of my life! I hate living with people. I've got 5 bedrooms and they're ALL MINE!!!

 

[all the whey]

Longest two weeks of my life! I hate living with people. I've got 5 bedrooms and they're ALL MINE!!!

Me to!!

Question

Do you have women always asking you. "Why don't you have a wife in that big home of yours?"

 

[puddlemonkey]

Me to!!

Question

Do you have women always asking you. "Why don't you have a wife in that big home of yours?"

Always! Even guy friends are like, "dude, you need a roommate. How much?".

 

[all the whey]

Always! Even guy friends are like, "dude, you need a roommate. How much?".

I know. All the fucking time!

I always tell them I couldn't afford it if I had a wife. Or, she would end up living there with her next guy.lol


AT LEAST, guys will ask "how much?". Women think they have the magic vagina to get you to just move them in!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I always tell them I couldn't afford it if I had a wife. Or, she would end up living there with her next guy.lol


AT LEAST, guys will ask "how much?". Women think they have the magic vagina to get you to just move them in!

lol so true!

I'm never getting married, just not worth the bullshit. The system it too fucked up. One of my brothers best employees shot himself two nights ago. Going through his second divorce. He already has two young kids from his first marriage he pays an ungodly amount of child support for. Now the courts just awarded his soon to be second ex with alimony (no kids with her). He went for a walk about 1am to think about things, came home and called his wife to come out of the bedroom. Shot himself right in front of her.

 

[all the whey]

lol so true!

I'm never getting married, just not worth the bullshit. The system it too fucked up. One of my brothers best employees shot himself two nights ago. Going through his second divorce. He already has two young kids from his first marriage he pays an ungodly amount of child support for. Now the courts just awarded his soon to be second ex with alimony (no kids with her). He went for a walk about 1am to think about things, came home and called his wife to come out of the bedroom. Shot himself right in front of her.

me either bro


Fuck. I hate to hear that shit.