Pros and cons of being big.

[Scotsman]

You should see the looks I get in the grocery store with my oldest on my shoulders and our baby girl in my arms........people look at me like I'm gonna eat my kids or something.........

That's too funny, like we eat our young

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[pitbullstl]

That's too funny, like we eat our young

Cheers,
Scotsman

The best is when I go to Riley's soccer games.....all of her friends "soccer moms" look at me like I'm the missing link.....like I'm gonna pick up their kids and dip em' ranch, and pop em' in my mouth. She has three or four good friends and their parents have gotten used to me....so all of the stupid banter about workout questions, and diet, and shhhhhhhhhhhh........even steroids.......like I know what those are has stopped.

 

[Scotsman]

The best is when I go to Riley's soccer games.....all of her friends "soccer moms" look at me like I'm the missing link.....like I'm gonna pick up their kids and dip em' ranch, and pop em' in my mouth. She had three or four good friends and their parents have gotten used to me....so all of the stupid banter about workout questions, and diet, and shhhhhhhhhhhh........even steroids.......like I know what those are.

One of my friends mom's is really into working out and she challenged me to a pose down at his graduation party from college. That was about the funniest thing ever.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Tweakle]

sweating all the freakin time

getting winded putting your shoes on

groupies in the gym

not being able to sleep

feeling like a sexual predator on the subway (but maybe that's the test..)

fat pants

 

[superqt4u2nv]

sweating all the freakin time

getting winded putting your shoes on

groupies in the gym

not being able to sleep

feeling like a sexual predator on the subway (but maybe that's the test..)

fat pants

Pro the size of you noggin becomes more in proportion with the size of your body.

 

[Tweakle]

wait, those all WERE pros.

I dont think I can ever get big enough to make my enormous cranium seem in proportion p.s. are you at the store?

 

[UA_Iron]

at least the chicks here on EF can appreciate a man with size like QT

the worst is shirts...I am 5'8" and have a 48" chest - its not like I am big or anything but it just seems like all t-shirts are made for thin gooberish tall people. Larges are like wearing nightgowns, and mediums are like wearing a sports bra. Always tight in the sleeves too.

Polo style shirts generally fit better on me - they seem to be wider and shorter. And now they even make a 'custom' fit shirt.

Pants/jeans I dont have any issues with yet cause my legs arent as big as my waist or anything.

Getting looks in the gym is good and bad - again its not like I'm that big but when twig frat boys see me actually moving heavy weights instead of trying to hit on girls - they just dont know what to think.

And a trend nowadays is the emo/scenester look - where the guys weigh less than the girls...its sad.

 

[TruBalla4Real]

tall, medium-sized and cut is by far the best

although im not medium but small sized at 6'7 212 (all my weight is in my upper body because I have skinny basketball legs, that helps a little)

u 6 foot+ monsters can get intimidating

 

[superqt4u2nv]

wait, those all WERE pros.

I dont think I can ever get big enough to make my enormous cranium seem in proportion p.s. are you at the store?

Yes sir here tell 9 p.m.

 

[RADAR]

Pro's -Walking in the mall people tend to give you a wide opening to get outta your way.

The stares you recieve you would think mighty joe young was in the room.

You usually can get your way if you are forward enougth.


Cons-Getting older really takes a toll on the body carrying all that extra weight.

Ripping Clothes

Cramps and not being able to reach areas to scratch.

You have to hold your breath when putting on socks!

you find you tire more as you get older!

Theres plenty more,however i can't think of them right now!

RADAR