Pros and cons of being big.

[UA_Iron]

People seem to swerve INTO me half the time. Once I refused to move cause there was plenty of sidewalk and shoulder-checked one teenager into spinning like a top (i'm not big but she wasn't expecting it). So I felt bad. Seems like when I move aside a bit they might think I'm going to keep moving so they don't shift at all... now i just walk directly at 'em.
I need to get bigger.

I hate that man, girls seem to be the worst about it too. Its like "oh fuck, I dont want to hit this chick" then you give em an inch and they want a mile. WTF.

 

[d3track]

Pros:

You can lift heavy things.
Opening jars is no problem.
People usually don't mess with you at bars.
You stand out in a crowd.
Buffets were meant for you.
You can drink more.

Cons:
Can't find clothes that fit.
Everytime somone you know moves they ask you for help.
People assume you're an idiot.
"Most" girls are automatically intimidated by you.
Did I mention finding clothes that fit?
You can't hide in a crowd.

Yep I am bored already today. Feel free to add to the list.

Cheers,
Scotsman

i'm not even a big guy and i cant find clothes that fit
i'm not even sure i wanna know what some of you have to go through to get clothes

 

[The_Ghost]

I think it effects not only over weight IE fat but most dudes with a 17inch neck or larger.

Right you are.

My neck is 19 winter, 18.5 in summer.

 

[UA_Iron]

Right you are.

My neck is 19 winter, 18.5 in summer.

whats up bigdawg, you havent been around much lately.

 

[Scotsman]

She wants you. I'd hit it.


Oh yeah, pro - older ladies love to flirt with you and check you out.

Naw, she was with her husband and doing your friends mom's isn't a good way to stay friends.

I hear ya on the older ladies thing, especially when I am in my kilt.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[The_Ghost]

whats up bigdawg, you havent been around much lately.

Moved to another city then had my baby girl a month ago so I have been kept pretty busy the last 3 months.

 

[Mr. dB]

When you're watching a game with your buddies and someone sends out for pizza and orders two extra large meat lovers, and you ask "okay, what are you guys gonna have?"

 

[Scotsman]

When you're watching a game with your buddies and someone sends out for pizza and orders two extra large meat lovers, and you ask "okay, what are you guys gonna have?"

I have eaten two large pizza hut pizza's during a game. There was definitely shock and awe amongst those gathered.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[blut wump]

Like in "aww! where's my piece disappeared to?"

It is handy that in any given week a few thousand extra calories makes hardly any difference and my wife never believes I can weigh four pounds less or more from one day to the next.

 

[hardrock]

How about walking through doors only to realize you were off by an inch or 2 and shoulder checking yourself into the door jam.

Being over 200 lbs bars you from using certain items.

You can drink a 24 case of beer and just have a buzz