proof that there is true genius out there

[HappyScrappy]

the monkey song

cool air falls through the venetian blinds and
the planets in the heavens are perfectly aligned
i take in my surroundings
i memorize them all
the scuff marks on the stone floor,
the powder burns on the eastern wall

there's a monkey in the basement
how did the monkey get there?
there's a monkey in the basement
where did the monkey come from?
where did the monkey come from?
where did the monkey come from?

the animal noises you used to make
the andalusian coral snake
all hail when standing beside this room
and the heavy hot rains and the sonic boom

there's a monkey in the basement
where did the monkey come from?
there's a monkey in the basement
how did the monkey get there?
how did the monkey get there?
how did the monkey get there?

 

[TheProject]

They swing by their tails with
the greatest of ease
Those hairy mammals we
call monkeys
They have so much fun
Just living in trees
Oh, how I'd love to be one
of these...
Soooo...
I'm gonna be a monkey.
A monkey monkey monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
I'm gonna be a monkey.
A monkey monkey monkey
Would you like to be one too?
When one monkey's itchy
another is nice.
He picks at his back for
vermin and lice.
And if he gets hungry, he'll
pour on some spice
And eat the bugs without
thinking twice
Mmmmmm... Mm. Delicious.
Soooo...
I'm gonna be a monkey.
A monkey monkey monkey
A monkey monkey monkey
Monkey monkey monkey
I'm gonna be a monkey.
A monkey monkey monkey
Would you like to be one too?

 

[Crazier]

Stop spankin' the monkey!
--

 

[Y_lifter]

There's a Monkey on My Back.
And that Monkey's name is Crack
He controls my every Move
Every Day I wanna Grove

 

[mrbill]

lol...if that's "true genius" then I am Einstein