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From: Mostpopular@lead thepack.com
To: Flunkie@whatever yousay.com
Subject: Prom
I will be crowned prom queen. I won't rest until I've made at least half of the National Honor Society cry. My GPA might say "low," but my body says "J-Lo."
From: Flunkie@whatever yousay.com
To: Mostpopular@leadthe pack.com
Subject: Prom
You are the most beautiful. All the boys want you. I want to be like you. There is no truth to the rumor that you have peaked and next year you'll be working at Wal-Mart and lucky to date truckers.
From: Undecided@needa plan.com
To: Collegebound@great potential.com
Subject: Prom
Groan! Mom is riding my back about prom. Says if I don't go I'll regret for life. What to do? Says she has a friend whose son is my age. Should I let mom fix me up for prom?
From: Collegebound@great potential.com
To: Undecided@needa plan.com
Subject: Prom
Take a good look at your dad. This is the man YOUR mom picked. Trust me, I've been accepted at Harvard, you can lead a productive life even if you skip prom. Dating someone your mom picked, those scars could last a lifetime.
From: Peppyforlife@ cheerydot.net
To: Hypochondriac@lifeis short.net
Subject: Prom
A zit. Z-I-T. I have a zit. I am not happy. This is prom. I should be happy. Should I pop it? Should I see a doctor? Maybe if I just think happy thoughts. I don't have happy thoughts! They are being blocked out by this gargantuan nodule on my chin. Perfect skin for a year and now I'm Sabrina the teenage witch!
From: Hypochondriac@life isshort.net
To: Peppyforlife@cheery dot.net
Subject: Prom
Maybe it's cancerous. Go to ER and have it checked. Stay away from radiation wards though. They give off cancer waves. I'm skipping prom. I hear the reception hall was built over a toxic landfill.
From: Brothaneedscash@ oddjobs.com
To: Twojobs@feelyour pain.com
Subject: Prom
Yo man, prom costs 80 bucks and that's just for tickets. A brotha' like me is saving all his ends for college. Wish I could be there to see Mostpopular and her clique.
From: Twojobs@feelyour pain.com
To: Brothaneedscash@odd jobs.com
Subject: Prom
Man, prom is crazy expensive and I'm with you. I've worked too hard saving my money to blow it on one night. But Miss Mostpopular -- about a week after graduation, her popularity will be worth the same as homecoming tickets in the third quarter.
From: Worriedmom@Lord givemestrength.com
To: Worrieddad@willwe survive.com
Subject: Prom
My daughter would rather stay home than go out with the nice young man we picked for her. I should be glad. At least no one will slip a pill in her drink or drunk-drive her off the road if she's safe upstairs. My neighbor showed me her daughter's dress. Have mercy. The gown the nurse gives you at the ob-gyn covers more than that dress.
From: Worrieddad@willwe survive.com
To: Worriedmom@Lordgive mestrength.com
Subject: Prom
My daughter is going to the prom, but as usual, it's just to butter up Mostpopular. One day all of these kids will look back and see it's just a moment in time. It does not define them, it is just a moment. Whether they go or don't go, have a great or lousy time, they'll remember it, but it won't matter down the road. My child doesn't know that. Maybe yours does.
To: Flunkie@whatever yousay.com
Subject: Prom
I will be crowned prom queen. I won't rest until I've made at least half of the National Honor Society cry. My GPA might say "low," but my body says "J-Lo."
From: Flunkie@whatever yousay.com
To: Mostpopular@leadthe pack.com
Subject: Prom
You are the most beautiful. All the boys want you. I want to be like you. There is no truth to the rumor that you have peaked and next year you'll be working at Wal-Mart and lucky to date truckers.
From: Undecided@needa plan.com
To: Collegebound@great potential.com
Subject: Prom
Groan! Mom is riding my back about prom. Says if I don't go I'll regret for life. What to do? Says she has a friend whose son is my age. Should I let mom fix me up for prom?
From: Collegebound@great potential.com
To: Undecided@needa plan.com
Subject: Prom
Take a good look at your dad. This is the man YOUR mom picked. Trust me, I've been accepted at Harvard, you can lead a productive life even if you skip prom. Dating someone your mom picked, those scars could last a lifetime.
From: Peppyforlife@ cheerydot.net
To: Hypochondriac@lifeis short.net
Subject: Prom
A zit. Z-I-T. I have a zit. I am not happy. This is prom. I should be happy. Should I pop it? Should I see a doctor? Maybe if I just think happy thoughts. I don't have happy thoughts! They are being blocked out by this gargantuan nodule on my chin. Perfect skin for a year and now I'm Sabrina the teenage witch!
From: Hypochondriac@life isshort.net
To: Peppyforlife@cheery dot.net
Subject: Prom
Maybe it's cancerous. Go to ER and have it checked. Stay away from radiation wards though. They give off cancer waves. I'm skipping prom. I hear the reception hall was built over a toxic landfill.
From: Brothaneedscash@ oddjobs.com
To: Twojobs@feelyour pain.com
Subject: Prom
Yo man, prom costs 80 bucks and that's just for tickets. A brotha' like me is saving all his ends for college. Wish I could be there to see Mostpopular and her clique.
From: Twojobs@feelyour pain.com
To: Brothaneedscash@odd jobs.com
Subject: Prom
Man, prom is crazy expensive and I'm with you. I've worked too hard saving my money to blow it on one night. But Miss Mostpopular -- about a week after graduation, her popularity will be worth the same as homecoming tickets in the third quarter.
From: Worriedmom@Lord givemestrength.com
To: Worrieddad@willwe survive.com
Subject: Prom
My daughter would rather stay home than go out with the nice young man we picked for her. I should be glad. At least no one will slip a pill in her drink or drunk-drive her off the road if she's safe upstairs. My neighbor showed me her daughter's dress. Have mercy. The gown the nurse gives you at the ob-gyn covers more than that dress.
From: Worrieddad@willwe survive.com
To: Worriedmom@Lordgive mestrength.com
Subject: Prom
My daughter is going to the prom, but as usual, it's just to butter up Mostpopular. One day all of these kids will look back and see it's just a moment in time. It does not define them, it is just a moment. Whether they go or don't go, have a great or lousy time, they'll remember it, but it won't matter down the road. My child doesn't know that. Maybe yours does.
