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Subject: MasterCard Wedding
> >
> >
> >MasterCard Wedding
> >
> >This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
> >University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
> >it.
> >
> >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
> >reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
> >crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> >distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
> >thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
> >providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation
> >he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
> >taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
> >was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
> >them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
> >glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
> >
> >The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
> >private detective to tail them.
> >
> >After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
> >couple of minutes, he turned to the bestman and said, "F---you!". Then
> >he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
> >dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
> >annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have
> >canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair,
> >this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His
> >revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
> >wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
> >bestman's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
> >guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
> >MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
> >
> >
> >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> >friends......................................$32,000
> >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> >occasion..........................................$3,000
> >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> >Maui................................................$8,500
> >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
> >humping the best man..........Priceless! There are some things money
> >can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
Subject: MasterCard Wedding
> >
> >
> >MasterCard Wedding
> >
> >This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
> >University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
> >it.
> >
> >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
> >reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
> >crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> >distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
> >thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
> >providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation
> >he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So
> >taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
> >was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked
> >them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
> >glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
> >
> >The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
> >private detective to tail them.
> >
> >After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
> >couple of minutes, he turned to the bestman and said, "F---you!". Then
> >he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the
> >dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
> >annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have
> >canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair,
> >this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His
> >revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
> >wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
> >bestman's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This
> >guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a
> >MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
> >
> >
> >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> >friends......................................$32,000
> >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> >occasion..........................................$3,000
> >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> >Maui................................................$8,500
> >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
> >humping the best man..........Priceless! There are some things money
> >can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
