Pretentious Vegan Fucks

[p0ink]

man, vegans really piss me off. every fucking vegan i know makes it a point to remind everyone else how vegan they are, EVERY fucking time food is mentioned. god dammit, why cant they be the good vegan type of people. you know, the ones who had heart attacks and made it a point to eat only vegetables. not the fucking skinny, pretentious, emo fucks who think they are making some kind of god damn difference in the world by eating shitty tasting food for every fucking meal.

 

[bwood]

bump...

just cause i agree so much...

 

[casavant]

Yes, yes indeed.

 

[2Thick]

All vegans or just the pretentious ones?

 

[bwood]

for me, just the pretentious ones...

 

[scruples]

i'm w/you 100% p0ink...

i went to UC Santa Cruz... man did i have to put up w/my fair share of that bullshit... fuckin hippies...

 

[PinK233]

I suggest throwing raw meat at them

 

[sereneman]

I used to be a vegan in my younger years, thought it was the right thing to do. But eventually I just said fuck it, everything kills to survive in this world and I didn't create this fucked up world and there's nothing I can do about it, so now I eat my meat but I still feel like a killer. Chickens are and cows are being brought into a miserable existence just so I can eat them. I hate myself.

 

[Kalashnikov]

If humans were not supposed to eat meat we wouldn't have a mouth full of mean fuckin chompers. Next time you see one of those veagans, show them a clip of someone clubbing a baby seal.

 

[thinkBIG]

Amen,
we just happen to be top of the food chain so why not take advantage of it

 

[sereneman]

Amen,
we just happen to be top of the food chain so why not take advantage of it

True, true. Perhaps some day, Aliens will invade and consider us a tasty delicacy and what right would we have to complain if they are superior to us?

 

[havoc]

man, vegans really piss me off. every fucking vegan i know makes it a point to remind everyone else how vegan they are, EVERY fucking time food is mentioned. god dammit, why cant they be the good vegan type of people. you know, the ones who had heart attacks and made it a point to eat only vegetables. not the fucking skinny, pretentious, emo fucks who think they are making some kind of god damn difference in the world by eating shitty tasting food for every fucking meal.

I agree, 2 very good friends of mine are vegans, and they mention it too often, and in my opinion do it for the wrong reasons. peace

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

I sit next to one of those obnoxious vegans at work. She insists everyone else is immoral for eating meat. She swears cows suffer miserably when they are milked and that McDonalds cooks their french fries in pig's blood. She also insists that I'm going to die of a heart attack at a young age for eating meat. But yet she's smoked cigarettes for 15 years AND she's fat! How the hell can a vegan get fat? How does a human get fat eating rabbit food?

 

[supersizeme]

i just wanted to add that i hate vegetables. especially peas. fucking peas.

bitch, peas!

 

[TEXgrl]

i think you just cant trust someone who doesn't eat meat.

 

[fallenangel]

never trust a woman who refuses to eat meat

 

[Zebo]

Do you think its ethical for vegans to eat animal crackers?

Inquiring minds want to know.........

 

[gtrcivic]

I love it when i talk to women who are vegans/vegetarians. I always ask them you dont eat meat ?? Their response is no. I then ask what about sausage?? Response is no. Look over to my friend and say all girls eat sausage...(sucking cock). Girl interrupts, i told you i dont eat meat and that includes sausage. We just bust out laughing.

 

[havoc]

A person should be vegan for the nutritional properties and the ease on the digestive system, but to do it because you are boycotting the way animals are slayed/killed, etc is just plain worthless. peace

 

[p0ink]

i find guys who are vegan are way more obnoxious than chicks. my freshmen year in college, i would always chill with these 3 liberal chicks (they were way hot), and they were all about being 'good' people and whatnot. they would say retarded shit like, "if i ever won the lottery, i would give it all away to homeless people." typical OUTRAGEOUS bullshit like that. anyhow, one night i was at their place with some friends, and we were all just drinking/getting high, and there was some hippy piece of shit there i recognized from my dorm. he kept going on and on about how vegan he was (which was total horse shit), and i swear to god, these chicks were all like, "tell me more...im so wet." like all hung up on this. and then he was like, 'yeah baby, im a Buddhist too" and he lifted up his shirt and had 'Buddha" tattooed across his abdomen like tupac had with 'thug life.' all i wanted to do was bludgeon this guy with brick.

oh yeah, i also dont live skinny, pale, vegan chicks who have like 30 fucking piercings in their face, that wear wife-beaters, and those black rimmed glasses.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

oh yeah, i also dont live skinny, pale, vegan chicks who have like 30 fucking piercings in their face, that wear wife-beaters, and those black rimmed glasses.

Bwaaahaaaa! You don't realize just how accurately you described one of my co-workers! I'm surrounded by new age hippy vegan freaks.

 

[circusgirl]

man, vegans really piss me off. every fucking vegan i know makes it a point to remind everyone else how vegan they are, EVERY fucking time food is mentioned. god dammit, why cant they be the good vegan type of people. you know, the ones who had heart attacks and made it a point to eat only vegetables. not the fucking skinny, pretentious, emo fucks who think they are making some kind of god damn difference in the world by eating shitty tasting food for every fucking meal.

mmmmm soy burgers......

 

[sereneman]

i think you just cant trust someone who doesn't eat meat.

I'd rather fuck meat than eat it. I'm speaking about that meat in your avatar.

 

[CollegeKid]

I'm probably going to get insanely flamed for this... but I'm gonna come out and say it: I'm a vegan (been vegan for 6 years now, I'm 19). However, I am not one of those tree-hugging bleeding-heart hippies you all have been describing. I have a black Kenneth Cole leather jacket for christ's sake. The reason why I'm a vegan is because I'm into the whole be-as-healthy-as-you-can-be thing. I don't want to have a heart attack at the age of 60, and I don't want colon cancer, and a host of other things that can be avoided through a vegan diet. And if you ask "ok, but it's not unhealthy to eat an egg or some milk every once in a while" my simple answer to that is just that animal products gross me out. I'll be honest: my mom used to force me to drink a glass of milk per day. I hated it. Despise the texture of eggs as well. And I'd much rather just keep the wonderful cholesterol levels I have from being a vegan.

So there you go, a rational explanation for someone being a vegan. Right?

- CollegeKid

 

[CollegeKid]

By the way most of my friends are very surprised when they find out I'm a vegan, because I never mention it and don't make a fuss about it when eating out. It's a major pain in the ass having people bombard you with questions though when you kindly refuse a slice of pizza. It's not like I say anything about what THEY'RE eating. Bleh.

- CollegeKid

 

[casavant]

I'm probably going to get insanely flamed for this... but I'm gonna come out and say it: I'm a vegan (been vegan for 6 years now, I'm 19). However, I am not one of those tree-hugging bleeding-heart hippies you all have been describing. I have a black Kenneth Cole leather jacket for christ's sake. The reason why I'm a vegan is because I'm into the whole be-as-healthy-as-you-can-be thing. I don't want to have a heart attack at the age of 60, and I don't want colon cancer, and a host of other things that can be avoided through a vegan diet. And if you ask "ok, but it's not unhealthy to eat an egg or some milk every once in a while" my simple answer to that is just that animal products gross me out. I'll be honest: my mom used to force me to drink a glass of milk per day. I hated it. Despise the texture of eggs as well. And I'd much rather just keep the wonderful cholesterol levels I have from being a vegan.

So there you go, a rational explanation for someone being a vegan. Right?

- CollegeKid

FAGGOT.

 

[gwl9dta4]

FAGGOT.

LOL! That made me laugh.

 

[CollegeKid]

quote:
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Originally posted by casavant


FAGGOT.




I'm straighter than you're dick, biatch.

My girlfriend is actually a carnivore. What can you do.

- CollegeKid

 

[gwl9dta4]

quote:
I'm straighter than you're dick, biatch.

My girlfriend is actually a carnivore. What can you do.

- CollegeKid

LOL, just so you know Collegekid, You're, means you are, and i think you meant "your".

 

[scruples]

kayne CLEANS MY FEET BOTTOMS WITH HIS TONGUE.

i think it's "the bottoms of my feet" not "feet bottoms"

just so you know, of course...

 

[gwl9dta4]

i think it's "the bottoms of my feet" not "feet bottoms"

just so you know, of course...

And just so you know the flag under my avatar shows i am a foreigner. Thus my English has a Heavy British influence and in Britain "feet bottoms" is an accepted form and this is afterall an international board, is it not?

 

[gettinlarger]

Excellent post my man. I hate people like that. I don't get them. Do they not realize that life is survival of the fittest ... ?

 

[casavant]

quote:I'm straighter than you're dick, biatch.

That ain't sayin' much.

 

[cockdezl]

I'm probably going to get insanely flamed for this... but I'm gonna come out and say it: I'm a vegan (been vegan for 6 years now, I'm 19). However, I am not one of those tree-hugging bleeding-heart hippies you all have been describing. I have a black Kenneth Cole leather jacket for christ's sake. The reason why I'm a vegan is because I'm into the whole be-as-healthy-as-you-can-be thing. I don't want to have a heart attack at the age of 60, and I don't want colon cancer, and a host of other things that can be avoided through a vegan diet. And if you ask "ok, but it's not unhealthy to eat an egg or some milk every once in a while" my simple answer to that is just that animal products gross me out. I'll be honest: my mom used to force me to drink a glass of milk per day. I hated it. Despise the texture of eggs as well. And I'd much rather just keep the wonderful cholesterol levels I have from being a vegan.

So there you go, a rational explanation for someone being a vegan. Right?

- CollegeKid

You have every right to eat as you please, and as long as you don't try and proclaim your diet as superior to others and try and proselytize them, no one can criticize you.

As for the health benefits of veganism, I am not convinced. Most studies on vegetarianism vs. normal diets relies too heavily on epidemiological studies. Since most "normal diets" are not what anyone would consider a "healthy" diet, the study is biased towards the lower fat, higher phyto-chemical diet.

A better study would be to use a lower saturated fat, high protein, moderate, low glycemic index diet vs. a good vegan diet and look at the long term effects. Unfortunately, no cultures eat this way, only bodybuilders, so there is little data to work with.

 

[sereneman]

I'm probably going to get insanely flamed for this... but I'm gonna come out and say it: I'm a vegan (been vegan for 6 years now, I'm 19). However, I am not one of those tree-hugging bleeding-heart hippies you all have been describing. I have a black Kenneth Cole leather jacket for christ's sake. The reason why I'm a vegan is because I'm into the whole be-as-healthy-as-you-can-be thing. I don't want to have a heart attack at the age of 60, and I don't want colon cancer, and a host of other things that can be avoided through a vegan diet. And if you ask "ok, but it's not unhealthy to eat an egg or some milk every once in a while" my simple answer to that is just that animal products gross me out. I'll be honest: my mom used to force me to drink a glass of milk per day. I hated it. Despise the texture of eggs as well. And I'd much rather just keep the wonderful cholesterol levels I have from being a vegan.

So there you go, a rational explanation for someone being a vegan. Right?

Good for you and fuck what people think. Most of them are uninformed dumbasses anyway. Why should you be made fun of for not eating meat? When I didn't eat it, I didn't brag about it, but other people gave me hell, wanted to know why I didn't eat meat. When I told them, it made some of them uncomfortable so they chastised me. Ignorant fucks. Because I am not ambitious, and because of circumstances beyond my control that I'm not going to get into right now, I have worked at jobs well below what I am capable of. I work with dumbasses every day. I used to bring my Mega Mass Shake to work for breakfast and some of the other older men would think that I was weird and gave me hell about it. Funny, I didn't say shit to them about them eating their cancer causing bacon and sausage, but they felt the need to criticize me, I guess I threaten dumb people like that because they don't understand someone being different than them.

- CollegeKid

 

[CollegeKid]

A better study would be to use a lower saturated fat, high protein, moderate, low glycemic index diet vs. a good vegan diet and look at the long term effects.

I eat a lower saturated fat, high protein, moderate, low glycemic index diet which also happens to be vegan. After 5 yrs of the "regular" vegan diet I switched over to a bodybuilder type diet: whole wheat pasta, oatmeal, brown rice, beans, flax, peanut butter, and tons of protein isolate. I also hit the gym for the first time ever. Put on 30lbs in less than a year. I personally think my diet is the best of both worlds.

- CollegeKid

 

[casavant]

I eat a lower saturated fat, high protein, moderate, low glycemic index diet which also happens to be vegan. After 5 yrs of the "regular" vegan diet I switched over to a bodybuilder type diet: whole wheat pasta, oatmeal, brown rice, beans, flax, peanut butter, and tons of protein isolate. I also hit the gym for the first time ever. Put on 30lbs in less than a year. I personally think my diet is the best of both worlds.

- CollegeKid

So what do your farts smell like? You little cocksmoker.

 

[CollegeKid]

So what do your farts smell like? You little cocksmoker.

I must admit, my farts smell like your dick. That is, they smell like shit.

- CollegeKid

 

[cockdezl]

I eat a lower saturated fat, high protein, moderate, low glycemic index diet which also happens to be vegan. After 5 yrs of the "regular" vegan diet I switched over to a bodybuilder type diet: whole wheat pasta, oatmeal, brown rice, beans, flax, peanut butter, and tons of protein isolate. I also hit the gym for the first time ever. Put on 30lbs in less than a year. I personally think my diet is the best of both worlds.

- CollegeKid

You are light years more advanced than 99% of most vegans, who are usually also anti-protein. They advocate the protein complementation rule to ensure they receive some complete protein, but most still eat paltry amounts of protein. This low protein intake is responsible for weight loss, as much as low calories, since low protein diets are metabolically inefficient and increase thermogenesis.

Keep up the good work. There is nothing anyone can criticise you for.

 

[casavant]

I must admit, my farts smell like your dick. That is, they smell like shit.

- CollegeKid

I gottcha dude- I can take a hint. I'll stop pulling the ol' Max Hardcore poopchute-to-mouth maneuver next time I'm giving you a li'l' shot o' love.

 

[sereneman]

I gottcha dude- I can take a hint. I'll stop pulling the ol' Max Hardcore poopchute-to-mouth maneuver next time I'm giving you a li'l' shot o' love.

Cas, I see your back in form. I love reading your posts. You're one of the smartest and funniest people around. Are you just messin' with Vega man here or what?

 

[casavant]

Cas, I see your back in form. I love reading your posts. You're one of the smartest and funniest people around. Are you just messin' with Vega man here or what?

Thank you sir. Yer makin' me blush. But yes, I am feeling a bit better.

Yeah, I'm just fuckin' with him.

Just joshin' around, CollegeKid.

 

[CollegeKid]

I gottcha dude- I can take a hint. I'll stop pulling the ol' Max Hardcore poopchute-to-mouth maneuver next time I'm giving you a li'l' shot o' love.

Touche. It's all good.

- CollegeKid