Pregnancy Update.

[beastboy]

Yep...still not pregnant.

I'm not sure what the problem is. She sleeps it the same sheets I do.

 

[CipherLock]

Knew it.

Want any of us to help?

 

[gymtime]

Maybe it's just that her insides are a rocky place, where your seed can find no purchase.

 

[beastboy]

Maybe it's just that her insides are a rocky place, where your seed can find no purchase.

See there you go again.....talking above me and trying to make me feel stupid.

 

[Ganryu]

Write a fake study about anal sex stimulating the fallopian tubes, making it easier to conceive and show it to her. At least you will have fun.

 

[gymtime]

That's just how I talk. I can't help it.

Making you feel stupid is just a perk.

 

[RottenWillow]

Does she ever practice the cradle position after you've finished your part?

 

[beastboy]

Write a fake study about anal sex stimulating the fallopian tubes, making it easier to conceive and show it to her. At least you will have fun.

not to brag, but when I got naked on our cruise, the ladies that seen me said my wife has reason not to do anal.

 

[PoyeBoy]

were arent preggo either mang

 

[Ganryu]

WTF, was it a nude swingers cruise? Tell your wife you need a creative outlet for your anal tendencies, and call one of the other ladies.

 

[beastboy]

WTF, was it a nude swingers cruise? Tell your wife you need a creative outlet for your anal tendencies, and call one of the other ladies.

Well...I really wasn't nude. I had socks on. I was the only one naked. I had been drinking and that is usually what happens when I get drunk. (don't tell gymtime that...he'll fly to Michigan with a 50 gallon drum of jungle juice).


Anya...we are still working on the whole penetration thing. I thought her rolling around in my mess was the way to start....less clean up for me.

 

[Longhorn85]

My wife gets pregnant if I look at her too long.

 

[beastboy]

My wife gets pregnant if I look at her too long.

Check your email...I sent you a pic of her.

 

[HumorMe]

not to brag, but when I got naked on our cruise, the ladies that seen me said my wife has reason not to do anal.

So, are you saying that the ladies were implying that it would be a waste of your wife's time to try and achieve an orgasm from anal because you were small?

 

[beastboy]

So, are you saying that the ladies were implying that it would be a waste of your wife's time to try and achieve an orgasm from anal because you were small?

What's that? I think it is one of your employees not doing anything....you better go check on it.

 

[RottenWillow]

Anya...we are still working on the whole penetration thing. I thought her rolling around in my mess was the way to start....less clean up for me.

Gotcha. You're applying Arnold's supersaturaton theory to sperm.

But reallah dough, if she shifts into the cradle position after you guys finish it does increase the amount of swimmers in the right area.

 

[beastboy]

Gotcha. You're applying Arnold's supersaturaton theory to sperm.

But reallah dough, if she shifts into the cradle position after you guys finish it does increase the amount of swimmers in the right area.

Cool...I understand.

The best way for her to achieve that position is if I punch her in the stomach when done, correct?

 

[HumorMe]

What's that? I think it is one of your employees not doing anything....you better go check on it.

It was my wife calling for me to do anal on her. Clean your ears out man!

Seriously though, I am at home today sick as a fucking dog along with my oldest daughter. My wife took the day off from work to care for us!

 

[Longhorn85]

Check your email...I sent you a pic of her.

I won't do that. People would talk when your new baby came out extremely conservative.

 

[beastboy]

I won't do that. People would talk when your new baby came out extremely conservative.

And tan.....LOL.

 

[RottenWillow]

The best way for her to achieve that position is if I punch her in the stomach when done, correct?

no, but it would put her in a good position to kick you in the face with both feet simultaneously.

 

[HumorMe]

Now this thread is turning into a "how to" for beastiality.

That's right, I forgot! Beastboy started this thread.

 

[WODIN]

Yep...still not pregnant.

I'm not sure what the problem is. She sleeps it the same sheets I do.

[snooty english guy accent]

Have you actually tried inserting your penis into your wife's vagina and ejaculating. It's called intercourse.

[/snooty english guy accent]

 

[beastboy]

Re: Re: Pregnancy Update.

[snooty english guy accent]

Have you actually tried inserting your penis into your wife's vagina and ejaculating. It's called intercourse.

[/snooty english guy accent]

Sounds like fun. I'll have to drug her first.

 

[WODIN]

Re: Re: Re: Pregnancy Update.

Sounds like fun. I'll have to drug her first.

Make sure you drug here in a convienant place. Dragging people around decreases sperm count.

 

[beastboy]

17

 

[gonelifting]

17

OMG!!! That`s too young, I would wait a year.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I didn't have too much of a problem. My advice when you least expect it, expect it and just hope you weren't out of town when it happened.