Pregnancy question.

[hardrock]

A friend of mine has been seeing a chick for almost 2 weeks and she now claims she is pregnant with his child. Here are the condidions.

1. She claims she was.is on the pill

2. Says period ended the day before conception

3. says already has morning sickness(after 10 days)

4. said was prego, then said she wasn't. Now says is again

5. Chick doesn't seem right in the head

6. No protection used

7. She has had 3 miscarriages before

8. He thinks she is either lying, was already pregnant or was trying to get pregnant


What do you think? Is this possible? Can you even get a test after 10 days?

 

[nycgirl]

Has she been to the doctor for a pregnancy test? Or bought a home pregancy test?

Question for the Mothers: Can they tell how long you've been pregant via a test? Or is that done via an exam?


Awitty w/ a story about one of his friends (he has an anti-woman story for every occasion) in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

He should watch the movie 11:14.

 

[chef_bone]

Awitty w/ a story about one of his friends (he has an anti-woman story for every occasion) in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1

LMAO....Damn B...I was thinking the same thing

 

[feisty11975]

A home pregnancy test won't show that you are pregnant until you are at least a month along and it would be hard for a doctor to tell if only 2 weeks along.

 

[hardrock]

Well she said she went to a clinic and they said she was pregnant. Then the next day she said the clinic called to say it was a mix up. She also said she took a home preg test, but the next day said it was inconclusive. She said she lied to protect herself and him cause he seemed depressed about it.

 

[musclemom]

I didn't think for sure I was until I missed about 2 months of periods (21 years ago, home pregnancy tests weren't so common or reliable).

The numbers don't quite coincide

Ovulation takes place, then EXACTLY 14 days later if no conception occurs the period begins. Your period is based on hormonal fluctuations (it's actually more like a tide) I can't remember the exact sequence but everything peaks then drops out suddenly which triggers your period to begin.

So could she have been having a period then conceived then stopped having her period ... ah shit, if she was taking the pill in some sort of fucked up haphazard way, maybe ... but it's extremely doubtful.

Tell your friend to buy her a home pregnancy test -- unexpectedly -- and sit outside the bathroom while she takes it, I'll bet you she won't take it.

However, if she is preg., tell him to relax, the odds are STRONGLY against it being his, she can't drag him to court for child support until after the kid is born, and he can push for a DNA test then.

Damn fool for not using protection *sigh*

 

[hardrock]

I didn't think for sure I was until I missed about 2 months of periods (21 years ago, home pregnancy tests weren't so common or reliable).

The numbers don't quite coincide

Ovulation takes place, then EXACTLY 14 days later if no conception occurs the period begins. Your period is based on hormonal fluctuations (it's actually more like a tide) I can't remember the exact sequence but everything peaks then drops out suddenly which triggers your period to begin.

So could she have been having a period then conceived then stopped having her period ... ah shit, if she was taking the pill in some sort of fucked up haphazard way, maybe ... but it's extremely doubtful.

Tell your friend to buy her a home pregnancy test -- unexpectedly -- and sit outside the bathroom while she takes it, I'll bet you she won't take it.

However, if she is preg., tell him to relax, the odds are STRONGLY against it being his, she can't drag him to court for child support until after the kid is born, and he can push for a DNA test then.

Damn fool for not using protection *sigh*

Thing is she now say fuck you to him and she'll see him in court. She says she'll show him the test results, but won't be civil at all. Says she'll take care of everything and he can go on his own way, but says "see you in court" WTF? Oh and the birth control she says she can take anytime of the day and has not had anything like this happen in 8 years.

 

[hotzie]

id say she is tryin to play him , had a chick do that shit to me .

 

[musclemom]

Thing is she now say fuck you to him and she'll see him in court. She says she'll show him the test results, but won't be civil at all. Says she'll take care of everything and he can go on his own way, but says "see you in court" WTF? Oh and the birth control she says she can take anytime of the day and has not had anything like this happen in 8 years.

Then tell him not to worry, and when she sues for child support tell him to demand a DNA test. If it IS his, that's a different story.

Look, the cold hard fact is that if she's had 3 miscarriages, that's NOT a good track record. Tell him to forget about her, the problem will probably take care of itself.

 

[awittyusername]

Awitty w/ a story about one of his friends (he has an anti-woman story for every occasion) in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1

All guys over thirty who dated alot have many stories about every scandalous female situation. I just take time to try to warn the youngsters.

In fact, Monday at the gym...2 younger guys were talking about sex with the gf's...I asked if they wear condoms...They said they didn't need to because their gf are on the pill...I gave them examples from 18 yr old preacher's daughters to 45 yr old grandmothers who "accidently" got knocked up by the guy they wanted to marry.

(I always make fun of these guys, because they wear gay lifting gloves like lestat) So, I said...You Faigs will buy new weight lifiting gloves every month, so you have soft callous free hands ...But, won't even by condoms to to stop from "accidently" knocking up a chick?? WTF???

There is your story Bitches

 

[nycgirl]

All guys over thirty who dated alot have many stories about every scandalous female situation. I just take time to try to warn the youngsters.

In fact, Monday at the gym...2 younger guys were talking about sex with the gf's...I asked if they wear condoms...They said they didn't need to because their gf are on the pill...I gave them examples from 18 yr old preacher's daughters to 45 yr old grandmothers who "accidently" got knocked up by the guy they wanted to marry.

(I always make fun of these guys, because they wear gay lifting gloves like lestat) So, I said...You Faigs will buy new weight lifiting gloves every month, so you have soft callous free hands ...But, won't even by condoms to to stop from "accidently" knocking up a chick?? WTF???

There is your story Bitches

Don't roll your eyes. I knew you had one.

You should write a book

 

[awittyusername]

Don't roll your eyes. I knew you had one.

You should write a book

I had "one"??? My one example included stories from 18 yr old preacher's daughters...to 45 yr old grandmothers that got knocked up on purpose in an attempt to get married.

Instead of writing a book....I would rather just have all you women stop acting so scandalous

 

[nycgirl]

I had "one"??? My one example included stories from 18 yr old preacher's daughters...to 45 yr old grandmothers that got knocked up on purpose in an attempt to get married.

Instead of writing a book....I would rather just have all you women stop acting so scandalous

We (women) have been scandalous since the days of Eve. I doubt that changes anytime soon. Men should stop being so dumb. ;-)

 

[velvett]

Well she said she went to a clinic and they said she was pregnant. Then the next day she said the clinic called to say it was a mix up. She also said she took a home preg test, but the next day said it was inconclusive. She said she lied to protect herself and him cause he seemed depressed about it.

What an F*ing bitch.
I HATE women like this.

 

[p0ink]

has he tried pushing her down a flight of stairs, yet?

 

[hardrock]

has he tried pushing her down a flight of stairs, yet?

he aint like that. He will take full responsibility if it is his, but the waiting and her actions/attitude about it are driving him insane.

 

[SoreArms]

I do't understand why dudes don't wrap their shit up, and people who say "it doesn't feel good with a rubber" are full of shit 'cause it feels just fine to me. Not better but more than good enough.

 

[hotzie]

he aint like that. He will take full responsibility if it is his, but the waiting and her actions/attitude about it are driving him insane.

atleast he is a good dude and if it is his he will take care of it.

 

[hardrock]

I do't understand why dudes don't wrap their shit up, and people who say "it doesn't feel good with a rubber" are full of shit 'cause it feels just fine to me. Not better but more than good enough.

Well they were drunk. No excuse, but it is a factor. Still dumb I know.

 

[p0ink]

I do't understand why dudes don't wrap their shit up, and people who say "it doesn't feel good with a rubber" are full of shit 'cause it feels just fine to me. Not better but more than good enough.

well, it's true. condoms do suck.

my gf is allergic to latex, so the only condoms i could possibly use are sheep skin and polyurethane condoms.

sheep skin = $$$

polyurethane condoms break like a motherfucker. i have had ~2 latex condoms break in my entire life, but polyurethane? they are quite rigid and non-elastic, thus they break all of the god damn time.

 

[velvett]

Then tell him not to worry, and when she sues for child support tell him to demand a DNA test. If it IS his, that's a different story.

Look, the cold hard fact is that if she's had 3 miscarriages, that's NOT a good track record. Tell him to forget about her, the problem will probably take care of itself.

DING DING!!!

If she really did have 3 MC's she probably so freaking desparate to get pregnant she's having sex with as many people as possible (hence the comment about conception of her period - who the fuck talks like that???? ) to get herself preggo.

Or - she's mental and in desparate need of constant attention.

 

[hardrock]

DING DING!!!


Or - she's mental and in desparate need of constant attention.

That is a major factor. Everything is about her or it's fuck you.

 

[p0ink]

but i am also like a prison guard with my gf and her birth control; i would know if she isnt taking it.

 

[hotzie]

but i am also like a prison guard with my gf and her birth control; i would know if she isnt taking it.

how do you monitor her taking it ?

 

[digimon7068]

Says period ended the day before conception

NO WAY.

 

[p0ink]

how do you monitor her taking it ?

i have her open her mouth, and then i place the pill in. i then make her swallow. after she has swallowed, i have her open her mouth, which then i break out my mag-light, and have her lift up her tongue and pull her cheeks apart, so i can verify she isn't hiding anything.

it's really that simple. don't all of you do this?>

 

[hotzie]

i have her open her mouth, and then i place the pill in. i then make her swallow. after she has swallowed, i have her open her mouth, which then i break out my mag-light, and have her lift up her tongue and pull her cheeks apart, so i can verify she isn't hiding anything.

it's really that simple. don't all of you do this?>

lol thats fuckin awesome .

 

[p0ink]

he aint like that. He will take full responsibility if it is his, but the waiting and her actions/attitude about it are driving him insane.

he must be a sucka, then.

i would grow a fumanchu and move to mexico, if that was me.

 

[hardrock]

NO WAY.

Thing is ya don't know what to believe with this chick.

 

[p0ink]

lol thats fuckin awesome .

welcome to oz, bitch.

 

[awittyusername]

We (women) have been scandalous since the days of Eve. I doubt that changes anytime soon. Men should stop being so dumb. ;-)

True

But, since your being a wise ass about my stories...

One of my best friends in high school was a pitcher, and had interest from the minors and colleges. His gf was a yr younger and didn't want him to leave. She ended up prego. He gets a local job, and gets a place with her, etc. We all hated her. Right before the kid was born...His parents invite her over talk...They cornered her and said we will help all we can. But we are ABSOLUTELY going to have a DNA test to be sure. She said no problem, because they had been together all through high school. Well...Guess What!!! It wasn't his!!!@!@@

He tried going back into baseball. They started him on a semi-team. But, he was not in shape, because he missed a yr. He screwed up his knee the first game he pitched, and no team would talk to him again

 

[awittyusername]

DING DING!!!

If she really did have 3 MC's she probably so freaking desparate to get pregnant she's having sex with as many people as possible (hence the comment about conception of her period - who the fuck talks like that???? ) to get herself preggo.

Or - she's mental and in desparate need of constant attention.

Here is another of "my stories" for nycgirl

I know a girl that supposably had 2 miscarriages. She told her new bf she was prego. They got married right away. She started gaining weight and going to Drs appt. About 8 months he found out she wasn't going to appts. He asked wtf was going on? She thought and believed she was prego, but wasn't. (there is some name for this I forgot)

 

[p0ink]

Here is another of "my stories" for nycgirl

I know a girl that supposably had 2 miscarriages. She told her new bf she was prego. They got married right away. She started gaining weight and going to Drs appt. About 8 months he found out she wasn't going to appts. He asked wtf was going on? She thought and believed she was prego, but wasn't. (there is some name for this I forgot)

that is HOT!

 

[awittyusername]

that is HOT!

lol

The bitch still got fat!!!lol

They also bought a house...got a crib...bought clothes...painted the nursury.. Pwned!@@!@

Oh...While I am here. How about another story for NYC

An ex of mine and I used to hang out with a married couple when we were together. They had a 7yr old daughter. Well, she started going out, and wanted a divorce. He didn't want to. He wanted to "work at it". She didn't want to. So, the only way she could get him to move out of "his" house...was to admit that their daughter was not his!@!@@ OMGWTFBBQ!!

I had always joked about it, because she was a light skinned black and he was very white. But, the baby was very black

Anyways..He still was seeing his/whoever's daughter the last I knew.

 

[hardrock]

Hey you fucking thread jackers. back to the task at hand.

 

[nycgirl]

Oh...While I am here. How about another story for NYC

Hey now, Daddy, you can step off your anti-women soapbox. We get the point.

You must have shrugged with the heavy dumbbells today. Who knew 25lbs DBs could make you testy??

 

[i am what i am]

A friend of mine has been seeing a chick for almost 2 weeks and she now claims she is pregnant with his child. Here are the condidions.

1. She claims she was.is on the pill

2. Says period ended the day before conception

3. says already has morning sickness(after 10 days)

4. said was prego, then said she wasn't. Now says is again

5. Chick doesn't seem right in the head

6. No protection used

7. She has had 3 miscarriages before

8. He thinks she is either lying, was already pregnant or was trying to get pregnant


What do you think? Is this possible? Can you even get a test after 10 days?

No offense, but your buddy is an idiot for not using protection on a girl hes only been dating for two weeks.

 

[javaguru]

I smell something rotten in the state of Denmark and it isn't necessarily her poon.

 

[velvett]

Here is another of "my stories" for nycgirl

I know a girl that supposably had 2 miscarriages. She told her new bf she was prego. They got married right away. She started gaining weight and going to Drs appt. About 8 months he found out she wasn't going to appts. He asked wtf was going on? She thought and believed she was prego, but wasn't. (there is some name for this I forgot)

*snarf*
http://www.soxaholix.com/tp/2004/07/hysterical_preg.html


Pathological Liar?

 

[Lestat]

she sounds mental to me

 

[JayC9]

A friend of mine has been seeing a chick for almost 2 weeks and she now claims she is pregnant with his child. Here are the condidions.

1. She claims she was.is on the pill

2. Says period ended the day before conception

3. says already has morning sickness(after 10 days)

4. said was prego, then said she wasn't. Now says is again

5. Chick doesn't seem right in the head

6. No protection used

7. She has had 3 miscarriages before

8. He thinks she is either lying, was already pregnant or was trying to get pregnant

What do you think? Is this possible? Can you even get a test after 10 days?

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