Okay it's official --- everyone here is stupid. Sorry to break it to ya guys.
Think about it.
You got impaled on a pole. DON'T YOU THINK blood would ooze out of you and be ALL OVER the pole, and completely saturate it???
What -- you think the firefighters cut the pole off, and then did a damn good job of cleaning all the blood off, including the blood that soaked into the wood. And THEN put him on a stretcher and brought into the hospital all nice and clean and purdddyyy?
Yeah he's in the hospital for something. something that cracked his hip -- but it sure ain't a fucking timber pole stuck into his anus! I bet i could photoshop it and put all kinds of wacky shit going into his body.