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HappyScrappy
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After 7 brisk shots of 151 in my doorway, I headed downtown and bought 35 qualudes off of a crippled vietnam war vet and paid $7, and 15 of said ludes, for a crackwhore to follow me into a bar where I proceeded to buy homeless vagrants shots of bailey's irish cream, mixed with the drugs in exchange for them dancing topless on the jukebox while singing show tunes. it is embarassing how few homeless men know any showtunes whatsoever.
I traded my jacket for an arabian midget and his sister and we left for a club where we proceeded to score 15 hits of acid, most of which went to a dog I found puking in a gutter along the way. around that time I saw an all night tattoo parlor where I had, in red and navy, a monkey dancing on a rhino's head tatooed on my calf, and a picture of ethel merman tattoo in 4 color glory on my upper right shoulder.
the midget twins demanded more money if they were going to get tattoos too, so that was where we parted ways, just me and the sick dog on acid.
around that time was when I stumbled upon a jack in the box and I got some food, bartering my left shoe and part of my pants - the dog and I ate in park accross the street and then he took off, apparently tired of my company. or the smell.
it was approaching midnight, so I climbed on top of a nearby car and danced a jig as cars passed, the drivers and passengers honking and screaming drunken obscinities out their open windows. a few passerbys gave a critque on my form, and I looked to my watch to see the time - nearly midnight, so I looked up in the sky to see a metor shower and the moon fall from the night.... well, apparently I passed out and fell off the roof of the car and passed out half on the curb and half under the car. that is what the policeman who found me the next morning told me.
there's more, but it's boring - the short story involves the cop, puking in the back of his car, gettign beaten for a crime I didn't commit, and 3 hours in lock up with drunks... I later was allowed to leave, but they kept my sequined dress shirt and matching socks, only allowing me to leave in what was left of my stretch jeans and a worn t-shirt.
I traded my jacket for an arabian midget and his sister and we left for a club where we proceeded to score 15 hits of acid, most of which went to a dog I found puking in a gutter along the way. around that time I saw an all night tattoo parlor where I had, in red and navy, a monkey dancing on a rhino's head tatooed on my calf, and a picture of ethel merman tattoo in 4 color glory on my upper right shoulder.
the midget twins demanded more money if they were going to get tattoos too, so that was where we parted ways, just me and the sick dog on acid.
around that time was when I stumbled upon a jack in the box and I got some food, bartering my left shoe and part of my pants - the dog and I ate in park accross the street and then he took off, apparently tired of my company. or the smell.
it was approaching midnight, so I climbed on top of a nearby car and danced a jig as cars passed, the drivers and passengers honking and screaming drunken obscinities out their open windows. a few passerbys gave a critque on my form, and I looked to my watch to see the time - nearly midnight, so I looked up in the sky to see a metor shower and the moon fall from the night.... well, apparently I passed out and fell off the roof of the car and passed out half on the curb and half under the car. that is what the policeman who found me the next morning told me.
there's more, but it's boring - the short story involves the cop, puking in the back of his car, gettign beaten for a crime I didn't commit, and 3 hours in lock up with drunks... I later was allowed to leave, but they kept my sequined dress shirt and matching socks, only allowing me to leave in what was left of my stretch jeans and a worn t-shirt.
gorilla_boy
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musclebrains
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Happy, take your thorazine.
And I'm insulted you didn't mention our 20 minutes together New Year's Eve.
And I'm insulted you didn't mention our 20 minutes together New Year's Eve.
satanic goatslayer
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The Canadian Oak said:
Nothing like a true story to make my day.
supersizeme
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yeah i gotta call bullshit on that, too. oak you aren't a large enough person to live through drinking that much JD and a case of smirnoff. fuck man are you sure you didn't have a 4-pack of bartles and james and then shit got kind of fuzzy after that?? i think even keith richards might have to call it a night early if that much liquor was poured down one man's throat.
I got drunk off my ass for the first time in like a year cause I never drink. Then I caught the girl I love kissing my best friend right in front of me just an hour after she told me she loved me and never wanted to lose me. Both of them were sober so it goes to show what kind of Friends I have huh ? THE WORST new years of my life and to top it off my source does not have my D-Bol in so my Cycle is still on hold 
what a great start to 2002
M18
what a great start to 2002M18
Longhorn85
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MUSTANG_18 said:
Did she offer any explanation for her actions? Did he?
MUSTANG_18 said:I got drunk off my ass for the first time in like a year cause I never drink. Then I caught the girl I love kissing my best friend right in front of me just an hour after she told me she loved me and never wanted to lose me. Both of them were sober so it goes to show what kind of Friends I have huh ? THE WORST new years of my life and to top it off my source does not have my D-Bol in so my Cycle is still on hold
M18
Shit man, cut your losses now though, do not take her back if she begs, thats just not cool, if your friend knew how u felt, dump him to, that plain sux
smallmovesal
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my night before new year's was much more interesting... nicole should be posting the pics pretty soon. maybe tomorrow. apparently they're crazy.
Oak I am calling definate bullshit on your post. There is no way you consumed that much liqour I don't care if you carry your liquor better than anyone you know I know or anyone on earth knows, you can't drink that much or you would be having your stomach pumped. I don't care for a lil fib but that was a grand maul lie of the century there. See what sucks is when you post something on a board with as many people here as there are someone is bound 2 call bullshit =p.
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Warik
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ttlpkg said:
More importantly, did you thank each of them with bodily harm?
-Warik
i was in jackson, ms. visiting some old friends. we drove out to a soccer field, and then got out a shit load of bottle rockets. We then chased each other around and lit the bottlerockets in our hands and threw them at each other when they were about to go off. One burned a hole in my brand new shirt, and i know it's dangerous but it was kinda fun!
then the cops came and told us to leave cuz we were trespassing, and then one of my firends lit a bottleroccket on my shoe and that thing flew up and that pissed the cops off even more, and they threatened to give us tickets but they didnt. the expereince was fun, and it was better than just sitting at home; cuz there are no good clubs here or parties we knew about worth going to so we had to resort to this.
and for those of u that know i am muslim, plz do not link the explosives and me with Al Qaida!
later
omar
then the cops came and told us to leave cuz we were trespassing, and then one of my firends lit a bottleroccket on my shoe and that thing flew up and that pissed the cops off even more, and they threatened to give us tickets but they didnt. the expereince was fun, and it was better than just sitting at home; cuz there are no good clubs here or parties we knew about worth going to so we had to resort to this.
and for those of u that know i am muslim, plz do not link the explosives and me with Al Qaida!
later
omar
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